Awesome T-shirts

Han Solo said, “Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.” Ian Leino says the same thing in a tee, replete with 26 different TV and movie weapons.

Tony Montana doesn’t look so tough when you take away his assault rifle and swap it with a ukulele, does he? Of course, this uke does fire 1000 rounds-per-minute to bury those cock-a-roaches.

Hide & Seek Clothing will donate all profits from the sale of this T-shirt to organizations and projects dedicated to providing aid and assistance to the victims of the earthquake and tsunami in Japan.

Designed for geeks with a love for both Shepard Fairey and Futurama, this T-shirt made us laugh, right up until the hypnotic toad’s eyeballs lured us into a deep trance and told us to buy it.

An update to one of the first Penny Arcade t-shirts, The Code 2.0 features the classic Konami Code, with the buttons made to look like they’re subway icons. It won’t get you 30 free rides though.

Threadless is having a BestTee of the Year competition with the winner to receive $20K; with 12 cool designs to vote for and tons more to purchase, we say vote for one and then buy two.

Twitter users should enjoy Ian Leino’s Fail Whale Pale Ale tee, based on the beloved Twitter icon. Get it while it’s hot at TeeFury today only; get pint glasses and can koozies at Ian’s shop.

Curious George gets a ghastly Joker makeover. There’s not much to say about Andy Hunt’s T-shirt design except that we’d love to see it turned into an actual tee. Vote for the design at Threadless.

A Ninja Turtle’s dream? Or the urgent craving of a baked mind for baked food? We’re not sure what inspired Seibei’s shirt, all we know is we love the graphic. Intro price only good until 02/18/11.

Roger Denyer’s latest t-shirt design is for classic car and movie lovers: Miyagi’s Super Wax, a product guaranteed to put a shine on the dullest finish. Use a thin coat and then wax on, wax off.

These are the rockers that you were looking for. Junk Food Clothing seem to have rummaged through their art and textiles for the oldest ones they could find to make this vintage-styled shirt.

In the land of black & white, the rainbow-blasting dinosaur is king. Elisha Hales’ Technicolour Rex is one of the freshest shirts to come out of Threadless. Also available as an art print.

Back to the Future or Star Wars? It’s the battle of the (20th) Century in the logo mashup on the My Trilogy Kicks Your Trilogy’s Ass t-shirt. BTTF fans should splurge and grab the “Jigga What?” tee too.

Do you recognize the suspicious looking foodstuffs on this t-shirt? Clear the area so you can think. Wait a second. It’s Master Shake, Frylock and Meatwad before they got famous. One day only.

Bed Intruder is so last year. But since the next big meme has yet to come along, this Run DMC-Antoine Dodson mashup shirt is still good for a laugh or two. Also available as a hoodie.

Threadless member Mr. R has come up with the definitive Chuck Norris T-shirt. Because no one wears Chuck Norris – Chuck Norris wears YOU. It is our duty as human beings to vote for this design.

We’ve featured apparel that condemned the TSA’s humiliating and violating screens, but if you’re looking for a more amusing way of protesting their practices, you can get this shirt from SnorgTees.

Do you have difficulty categorizing or describing yourself and your hipper-than-thou friends? Pull on your favorite pair of skinny jeans and throw on this handy Periodic Table of Hipsters tee for reference.

If you got a flavor, yo I’ll sell it – check out the cone while my sprinkles evolve it. And check out Ben Douglass’ tee, inspired by an ’80’s pop legend, at RIPT today while you’re at it. (Thanks Wesley!)

Hail to the King, Baby! Pay homage to Ashley J. Williams, the Evil Dead series’ legendary Deadite slayer, with this bloody good t-shirt from Jimiyo. Get the gray one if you’re a fan of Evil Ash.

The Force is strong in this collaboration, and so must the sales, because adidas and Star Wars are already prepping for next year. Kidulty has a ton of pics of the sweet items in the 2011 collection.

Normally, we stab the crotch of anyone who dares to explain their joke, but we’ll let this slide, because it’s actually quite the revelation. So that’s all that it was this whole time? Myth busted.

604Republic’s Walk Dead tee is not only a tribute to the undead, but also an homage to one of the best new TV shows in years. In an ideal zombie-run world, this is what crosswalk signs could look like.