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LowRez Retroshirts

LowRez Retroshirts

LowRez Retroshirts takes classic 8-bit gaming back even further in time with low res, ultra-minimalist designs based on games such as Dig Dug, Donkey Kong, and Space Invaders.

Laser Pointer T-shirt

Laser Pointer T-shirt

Beyond Roman Siege Catapults and Rocket-Powered Xmas Trees, one of the very few things that every guy needs is a dog armed with energy weapons — aka a Laser Pointer.

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Real Peanuts T-shirt

Real Peanuts T-shirt

Good grief: Threadless has finally come to its senses by printing Phil Jones’ fantastic Real Peanuts t-shirt; it’s one shell of a picture that any Peanuts fan will enjoy cracking open.

Kids Under The Bed T-shirt

Kids Under The Bed T-shirt

Because the only thing scarier than a room filled with monsters is a room filled with schoolkids hopped up on sugar: these kids under the bed have us shaking in our monster jammies.

Housebroken T-shirt

Housebroken T-shirt

After years of running, two mortal enemies put aside a seemingly immortal dispute for the domestic life: this Housebroken tee see Sonic and Robotnik in their golden (ring) years.

Shooting Stars T-shirt

Shooting Stars T-shirt

Sure, Zack Davenport’s Shooting Stars t-shirt may be a touch literal, but we’re over the moon with its out of this world approach to all-over-printing; it’s printed on a 50/50 DBH Perfect tee.

Full Bleed Series 10

Full Bleed Series 10

Rob Dobi’s Full Bleed Series 10 is now available with his signature mix of thought-provoking metaphorical art; included are 10 new tees, one hoodie, and three silkscreened posters.

Extreme Terrestrial (T-shirt)

Extreme Terrestrial (T-shirt)

It’s a good thing that E.T. crash-landed on Earth before the X-Games came into vogue; this Extreme Terrestrial t-shirt has aliens everywhere flipping out over their extreme treatment.

It’s A Hard Life T-shirt

It’s A Hard Life T-shirt

While it’s been a hard life for some smurfs, Gargamel’s just a minor neighborhood bully for Papa Smurf; he’s endured invasions, sea monsters, and years as a blue bruiser.

Almighty’s T-shirt

Almighty’s T-shirt

It’s a good thing that Michelangelo was born in the 15th century, as he’d be shedding tears (and stuffing his face with fries) if he was a commercial artist working for Almighty’s today.

Call the Surgeon T-shirt

Call the Surgeon T-shirt

Hasbro Hospital may be cheap, but it may not be the best place to Call the Surgeon to have an important operation: on the plus side, your nose will buzz if he or she nicks an artery.

Desmond’s Replacement T-shirt

Desmond’s Replacement T-shirt

Available today (3/9/10) only: you’d think it’d be simple to train a polar bear to press a button, but Desmond’s Replacement explains why the island (and the plot) has gotten un-bear-able.

Plaidinum T-shirt

Plaidinum T-shirt

We’ve always found Darth Vader’s lack of stripes disturbing, but this Plaidinum t-shirt redresses all wrongs by dressing the Dark Lord in 100% Ewok Jedi-Hunter Plaid. Thanks, everyone!

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Highway System T-shirt

Highway System T-shirt

At least two of the songs are older than most of our readers, but this Highway System t-shirt manages to separate the 70s, 80s, and 90s into separate trips down memory lane highway.

It’s Evolutionary T-shirt

It’s Evolutionary T-shirt

We’ve seen plenty of evolution parody tees, but Marc Payne’s It’s Evolutionary t-shirt is more than a theory for those who believe in survival of the fast twitchiest; text-free version here.

Just Like A Video Game Tee

Just Like A Video Game Tee

You’d think life would be exciting if it were just like a video game, but for the Mario Bros. it’s one grueling time attack plumbing job after another–minus the hot princesses and fireballs.

Jawa Que T-shirt

Jawa Que T-shirt

Jawas pride themselves on their scavenging skills, but Sandcrawler #94 still rues the day they happened on a stash of Grill-2-D-2s; this Jawa Que is not the droid anyone is looking for.

Mexican Thumb Wrestling

Mexican Thumb Wrestling

Perfect for luchadores on a budget, this Mexican Thumb Wrestling t-shirt is a pinky-sized version of the gripping struggle between Técnicos and Rudos; máscaras pequeñas not included.

Space Battle T-shirt

Space Battle T-shirt

Most patterns are best used as desktop wallpaper and website backgrounds, but we’d be happy to set our S-foils in attack position for this Star Wars-themed Space Battle tee.

Table Top Gamer T-shirt

Table Top Gamer T-shirt

J!NX’s Table Top Gamer is no simple t-shirt–it actually forms a holy trinity by honoring the three most important things to old-school gamers: 8-bit arcade, pen & paper RPG-ing, and eating.

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Out of Date T-shirt

Out of Date T-shirt

Death seriously needs to take a holiday and rethink his game plan: this Out of Date t-shirt shows that even the Grim Reaper needs to keep his wits sharp–and his weapons sharper.

No One Cares About Your Farm

No One Cares About Your Farm

Even if you’ve managed to turn off the invites, there’s no ignoring Farmville addicts and their incessant rambling about “harvests” and “crops;” seriously, No One Cares About Your Farm.

Pet Feeder T-shirt

Pet Feeder T-shirt

When he’s not gobbling up ghosties and the occasional cherry, Pac-Man is content to be a low-maintenance pet; just make sure his Pet Feeder has Pac-Pellets and to clean up the Pac-Poop.

Just As Confused T-shirt

Just As Confused T-shirt

NASA’s mantra for finding extraterrestrial life has been “follow the water,” but we’re pretty sure this I’m Just As Confused As You Are t-shirt isn’t where they’d like to boldly go.

Barrels of Kong T-shirt

Barrels of Kong T-shirt

The next time you see a construction site with ladders, girders, and oddly-placed barrels, drive away; this Barrels of Kong t-shirt introduces Mario to the concept of collateral damage.

Lunar Studio T-shirt

Lunar Studio T-shirt

Forget NASA’s LRO imaging of the Apollo 17 landing site: this Lunar Studio t-shirt is proof enough for Capricorn One fans, moon landing hoax believers, and Elvis followers.

SheldonShirts.com

SheldonShirts.com

Definitely not for insufficiently intelligent persons, SheldonShirts.com equals geek cred: it’s a collection of all the best shirts worn by Sheldon and Leonard on The Big Bang Theory.

Moon Wars T-shirt

Moon Wars T-shirt

R2D2 phone home: E.T. apparently wasn’t the only extraterrestrial stranded on a strange world in this Moon Wars t-shirt, although we regret to inform him that that’s no moon.

Endless Forms Most Battleful

Endless Forms Most Battleful

If only survival of the fittest were really turn-based: Darwin’s Theory of Evolution has less to do with genetic selection than Trainer selection in this Endless Forms Most Beautiful t-shirt.

Koolest Samurai Ever T-shirt

Koolest Samurai Ever T-shirt

Kool-Aid Man’s rap sheet includes numerous brick walls as well as a courtroom, but this Koolest Samurai Ever t-shirt shows his reign of flavored terror abruptly getting cut short.

Ninjas and Pirates T-shirt

Ninjas and Pirates T-shirt

Two mortal enemies lay down arms for V-Day in this Ninjas and Pirates t-shirt, opting for a heart-to-heart and maybe a hearty meal; tomorrow: back to ripping each other’s hearts out.

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