LowRez Retroshirts takes classic 8-bit gaming back even further in time with low res, ultra-minimalist designs based on games such as Dig Dug, Donkey Kong, and Space Invaders.
Beyond Roman Siege Catapults and Rocket-Powered Xmas Trees, one of the very few things that every guy needs is a dog armed with energy weapons — aka a Laser Pointer.
Good grief: Threadless has finally come to its senses by printing Phil Jones’ fantastic Real Peanuts t-shirt; it’s one shell of a picture that any Peanuts fan will enjoy cracking open.
Because the only thing scarier than a room filled with monsters is a room filled with schoolkids hopped up on sugar: these kids under the bed have us shaking in our monster jammies.
After years of running, two mortal enemies put aside a seemingly immortal dispute for the domestic life: this Housebroken tee see Sonic and Robotnik in their golden (ring) years.
Sure, Zack Davenport’s Shooting Stars t-shirt may be a touch literal, but we’re over the moon with its out of this world approach to all-over-printing; it’s printed on a 50/50 DBH Perfect tee.
Rob Dobi’s Full Bleed Series 10 is now available with his signature mix of thought-provoking metaphorical art; included are 10 new tees, one hoodie, and three silkscreened posters.
It’s a good thing that E.T. crash-landed on Earth before the X-Games came into vogue; this Extreme Terrestrial t-shirt has aliens everywhere flipping out over their extreme treatment.
While it’s been a hard life for some smurfs, Gargamel’s just a minor neighborhood bully for Papa Smurf; he’s endured invasions, sea monsters, and years as a blue bruiser.
It’s a good thing that Michelangelo was born in the 15th century, as he’d be shedding tears (and stuffing his face with fries) if he was a commercial artist working for Almighty’s today.
Hasbro Hospital may be cheap, but it may not be the best place to Call the Surgeon to have an important operation: on the plus side, your nose will buzz if he or she nicks an artery.
Available today (3/9/10) only: you’d think it’d be simple to train a polar bear to press a button, but Desmond’s Replacement explains why the island (and the plot) has gotten un-bear-able.
We’ve always found Darth Vader’s lack of stripes disturbing, but this Plaidinum t-shirt redresses all wrongs by dressing the Dark Lord in 100% Ewok Jedi-Hunter Plaid. Thanks, everyone!
At least two of the songs are older than most of our readers, but this Highway System t-shirt manages to separate the 70s, 80s, and 90s into separate trips down memory lane highway.
We’ve seen plenty of evolution parody tees, but Marc Payne’s It’s Evolutionary t-shirt is more than a theory for those who believe in survival of the fast twitchiest; text-free version here.
You’d think life would be exciting if it were just like a video game, but for the Mario Bros. it’s one grueling time attack plumbing job after another–minus the hot princesses and fireballs.
Jawas pride themselves on their scavenging skills, but Sandcrawler #94 still rues the day they happened on a stash of Grill-2-D-2s; this Jawa Que is not the droid anyone is looking for.
Perfect for luchadores on a budget, this Mexican Thumb Wrestling t-shirt is a pinky-sized version of the gripping struggle between TÃ©cnicos and Rudos; mÃ¡scaras pequeÃ±as not included.
Most patterns are best used as desktop wallpaper and website backgrounds, but we’d be happy to set our S-foils in attack position for this Star Wars-themed Space Battle tee.
J!NX’s Table Top Gamer is no simple t-shirt–it actually forms a holy trinity by honoring the three most important things to old-school gamers: 8-bit arcade, pen & paper RPG-ing, and eating.
Death seriously needs to take a holiday and rethink his game plan: this Out of Date t-shirt shows that even the Grim Reaper needs to keep his wits sharp–and his weapons sharper.
Even if you’ve managed to turn off the invites, there’s no ignoring Farmville addicts and their incessant rambling about “harvests” and “crops;” seriously, No One Cares About Your Farm.
When he’s not gobbling up ghosties and the occasional cherry, Pac-Man is content to be a low-maintenance pet; just make sure his Pet Feeder has Pac-Pellets and to clean up the Pac-Poop.
NASA’s mantra for finding extraterrestrial life has been “follow the water,” but we’re pretty sure this I’m Just As Confused As You Are t-shirt isn’t where they’d like to boldly go.
The next time you see a construction site with ladders, girders, and oddly-placed barrels, drive away; this Barrels of Kong t-shirt introduces Mario to the concept of collateral damage.
Forget NASA’s LRO imaging of the Apollo 17 landing site: this Lunar Studio t-shirt is proof enough for Capricorn One fans, moon landing hoax believers, and Elvis followers.
Definitely not for insufficiently intelligent persons, SheldonShirts.com equals geek cred: it’s a collection of all the best shirts worn by Sheldon and Leonard on The Big Bang Theory.
R2D2 phone home: E.T. apparently wasn’t the only extraterrestrial stranded on a strange world in this Moon Wars t-shirt, although we regret to inform him that that’s no moon.
If only survival of the fittest were really turn-based: Darwin’s Theory of Evolution has less to do with genetic selection than Trainer selection in this Endless Forms Most Beautiful t-shirt.
Kool-Aid Man’s rap sheet includes numerous brick walls as well as a courtroom, but this Koolest Samurai Ever t-shirt shows his reign of flavored terror abruptly getting cut short.
Two mortal enemies lay down arms for V-Day in this Ninjas and Pirates t-shirt, opting for a heart-to-heart and maybe a hearty meal; tomorrow: back to ripping each other’s hearts out.
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