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Winners Don’t Use Drugs Tee

Winners Don’t Use Drugs Tee

We all know that the use of illegal substances is bad. Stay away from ’em. But if you think wearing this shirt is just a form of public service then you obviously never played arcade games in the 90s.

Krool-Aid T-Shirt

Krool-Aid T-Shirt

The Kool-Aid mascot is kinda rude, busting into people’s houses just to sell juice. His twin Krool-Aid though is just downright evil. He busts into people’s houses and then turns them into juice.

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Blaster Tee

Blaster Tee

Han Solo said, “Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.” Ian Leino says the same thing in a tee, replete with 26 different TV and movie weapons.

My Little Friend (T-Shirt)

My Little Friend (T-Shirt)

Tony Montana doesn’t look so tough when you take away his assault rifle and swap it with a ukulele, does he? Of course, this uke does fire 1000 rounds-per-minute to bury those cock-a-roaches.

Help Japan T-Shirt

Help Japan T-Shirt

Hide & Seek Clothing will donate all profits from the sale of this T-shirt to organizations and projects dedicated to providing aid and assistance to the victims of the earthquake and tsunami in Japan.

OBEY (The Hypnotoad)

OBEY (The Hypnotoad)

Designed for geeks with a love for both Shepard Fairey and Futurama, this T-shirt made us laugh, right up until the hypnotic toad’s eyeballs lured us into a deep trance and told us to buy it.

The Code 2.0 T-Shirt

The Code 2.0 T-Shirt

An update to one of the first Penny Arcade t-shirts, The Code 2.0 features the classic Konami Code, with the buttons made to look like they’re subway icons. It won’t get you 30 free rides though.

Threadless Bestee Awards

Threadless Bestee Awards

Threadless is having a BestTee of the Year competition with the winner to receive $20K; with 12 cool designs to vote for and tons more to purchase, we say vote for one and then buy two.

Fail Whale T-Shirt

Fail Whale T-Shirt

Twitter users should enjoy Ian Leino’s Fail Whale Pale Ale tee, based on the beloved Twitter icon. Get it while it’s hot at TeeFury today only; get pint glasses and can koozies at Ian’s shop.

Why So Curious?

Why So Curious?

Curious George gets a ghastly Joker makeover. There’s not much to say about Andy Hunt’s T-shirt design except that we’d love to see it turned into an actual tee. Vote for the design at Threadless.

Eternal Pizza Party T-Shirt

Eternal Pizza Party T-Shirt

A Ninja Turtle’s dream? Or the urgent craving of a baked mind for baked food? We’re not sure what inspired Seibei’s shirt, all we know is we love the graphic. Intro price only good until 02/18/11.

Miyagi Super Wax Tee

Miyagi Super Wax Tee

Roger Denyer’s latest t-shirt design is for classic car and movie lovers: Miyagi’s Super Wax, a product guaranteed to put a shine on the dullest finish. Use a thin coat and then wax on, wax off.

Star Wars Metal Heads Tee

Star Wars Metal Heads Tee

These are the rockers that you were looking for. Junk Food Clothing seem to have rummaged through their art and textiles for the oldest ones they could find to make this vintage-styled shirt.

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Technicolour Rex T-Shirt

Technicolour Rex T-Shirt

In the land of black & white, the rainbow-blasting dinosaur is king. Elisha Hales’ Technicolour Rex is one of the freshest shirts to come out of Threadless. Also available as an art print.

1.21 Jiggawatts T-Shirts

1.21 Jiggawatts T-Shirts

Back to the Future or Star Wars? It’s the battle of the (20th) Century in the logo mashup on the My Trilogy Kicks Your Trilogy’s Ass t-shirt. BTTF fans should splurge and grab the “Jigga What?” tee too.

Humble Beginnings (T-Shirt)

Humble Beginnings (T-Shirt)

Do you recognize the suspicious looking foodstuffs on this t-shirt? Clear the area so you can think. Wait a second. It’s Master Shake, Frylock and Meatwad before they got famous. One day only.

Antoine Dodson T-Shirt

Antoine Dodson T-Shirt

Bed Intruder is so last year. But since the next big meme has yet to come along, this Run DMC-Antoine Dodson mashup shirt is still good for a laugh or two. Also available as a hoodie.

Who Wears Whom?

Who Wears Whom?

Threadless member Mr. R has come up with the definitive Chuck Norris T-shirt. Because no one wears Chuck Norris – Chuck Norris wears YOU. It is our duty as human beings to vote for this design.

Second Base With TSA T-Shirt

Second Base With TSA T-Shirt

We’ve featured apparel that condemned the TSA’s humiliating and violating screens, but if you’re looking for a more amusing way of protesting their practices, you can get this shirt from SnorgTees.

Science of Hipsters Tee

Science of Hipsters Tee

Do you have difficulty categorizing or describing yourself and your hipper-than-thou friends? Pull on your favorite pair of skinny jeans and throw on this handy Periodic Table of Hipsters tee for reference.

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Vanilla Ice Cream Man Tee

Vanilla Ice Cream Man Tee

If you got a flavor, yo I’ll sell it – check out the cone while my sprinkles evolve it. And check out Ben Douglass’ tee, inspired by an ’80’s pop legend, at RIPT today while you’re at it. (Thanks Wesley!)

Ash T-Shirt

Ash T-Shirt

Hail to the King, Baby! Pay homage to Ashley J. Williams, the Evil Dead series’ legendary Deadite slayer, with this bloody good t-shirt from Jimiyo. Get the gray one if you’re a fan of Evil Ash.

Star Wars x Adidas 2011

Star Wars x Adidas 2011

The Force is strong in this collaboration, and so must the sales, because adidas and Star Wars are already prepping for next year. Kidulty has a ton of pics of the sweet items in the 2011 collection.

A Single Corn T-Shirt

A Single Corn T-Shirt

Normally, we stab the crotch of anyone who dares to explain their joke, but we’ll let this slide, because it’s actually quite the revelation. So that’s all that it was this whole time? Myth busted.

Walk Dead T-Shirt

Walk Dead T-Shirt

604Republic’s Walk Dead tee is not only a tribute to the undead, but also an homage to one of the best new TV shows in years. In an ideal zombie-run world, this is what crosswalk signs could look like.

Large Pocket Shirt

Large Pocket Shirt

When was the last time a plain white shirt got everyone’s attention? You could of course use the huge patch pocket to actually hold your iPad, but we think the bulge would be too distracting.

Epic Duel T-Shirt

Epic Duel T-Shirt

Saddled with hilariously small hands, the infamous Tyrannosaurus Rex often had to resort to a slap fight to resolve issues with its fellow t-rex. This epic duel has been immortalized here, in 100% cotton.

4th Amendment Wear T-Shirt

4th Amendment Wear T-Shirt

This shirt has the 4th Amendment printed in metallic ink, making the print stand out in the controversial X-ray scanner. A non-metallic version is also available, as well as socks and underwear.

Light-up Vader

Light-up Vader

The shirt’s chest and belt boxes blink on and off, just like Vader’s suit, but without the life-sustaining capabilities. Electronics detach easily for washing. Limited supplies available.

Synthesizer T-Shirt

Synthesizer T-Shirt

Take your musical talent everywhere with this t-shirt that’s with a built-in synthesizer. Play up to 8 notes at a time, and choose from 5 sound samples. Buy 4 and form a Kraftwerk tribute band.

Evil Comes In All Sizes Tee

Evil Comes In All Sizes Tee

Sean Mort’s Evil Comes In All Sizes tee references some of the most famous big screen monsters of all time, like infant-sized Chucky and the Clover monster. Bonus: info key on the back of the shirt.

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