Awesome T-shirts

When was the last time a plain white shirt got everyone’s attention? You could of course use the huge patch pocket to actually hold your iPad, but we think the bulge would be too distracting.

Saddled with hilariously small hands, the infamous Tyrannosaurus Rex often had to resort to a slap fight to resolve issues with its fellow t-rex. This epic duel has been immortalized here, in 100% cotton.

This shirt has the 4th Amendment printed in metallic ink, making the print stand out in the controversial X-ray scanner. A non-metallic version is also available, as well as socks and underwear.

The shirt’s chest and belt boxes blink on and off, just like Vader’s suit, but without the life-sustaining capabilities. Electronics detach easily for washing. Limited supplies available.

Take your musical talent everywhere with this t-shirt that’s with a built-in synthesizer. Play up to 8 notes at a time, and choose from 5 sound samples. Buy 4 and form a Kraftwerk tribute band.

Sean Mort’s Evil Comes In All Sizes tee references some of the most famous big screen monsters of all time, like infant-sized Chucky and the Clover monster. Bonus: info key on the back of the shirt.

Joao Fonte’s seemingly simple fruits and veggies in his submission for Threadless are not what they seem: they’re tasty, huge and full of rage against human race. And that works for us.

Designer Phil Jones (aka “murraymullet”) proposes this funny Python-inspired design for Threadless. Vote for it now, and you could be wearing it soon. Yup, that’s Phil, modeling for the Tee on the right.

Mr. Puppet, this x-ray clearly shows that you have a serious condition – there is a huge hand inside you. From your chest all the way to your head. That is freaky. Also, where’s the rest of your body?

If you ever wondered exactly how we got the sophisticated robot technology we have today, this t-shirt explains it all in one simple evolutionary diagram. Available from Diesel Sweeties.

Joby Cummings has woven the 7 deadly sins into the unmistakable likeness of a skull, while also providing a convenient way to keep track of how to avoid eternal damnation. Thanks, man.

TeeFury’s tee-of-the-day is perfect for Dexter fans. Designed by Matt Dearden, the t-shirt features Mr. Morgan’s tools of the trade. The only thing missing are the rolls of plastic sheeting.

At first glance people might suspect that you’re not properly dressed for Halloween, but the joke will be on them once you reveal the hidden surprise on the underside of this clever tee from Deez Teez.

Let’s salute Threadless for the last 10 years of fun sidewalk brightening, thanks to their clever crowd-sourced tees. If you’re late to the party, jump in: it’s all chronicled in this truly entertaining book.

You can look directly at David Schwen’s elegantly whimsical Burger Eclipse tee, complete with subtle sesame seeds, over at Threadless without burning your retinas or packing on the calories. Well done.

Five lucky readers will receive a cool graphic t-shirt of their choice from RIPT. To enter, send an e-mail to [email protected]. Contest ends 11:59pm CDT, 10/10/2010. One entry per e-mail address.

Didn’t like seeing them drawn as Christopher Robin and Winnie? How about the more troublesome duo Calvin and Hobbes? It’s a lot easier to imagine Calvin as a reckless mercenary anyway.

A man that’s universally reviled, and a trend that’s getting there – mix the two together and you get upstart webcomic Hipster Hitler. And before you send any nasty comments, we don’t support Hitler.

We think the best part about the traditional hand greeting on this hoodie, designed by São Paulo’s Paulo Bruno, is when you unzip it and it becomes the standard Spock wave. Clever, clever youth.

the-affair’s Mind Killer tee is based on the infamous Litany Against Fear invented by the secretive Bene Gesserit nuns of Wallach IX in Dune; use the code awesomer5 to get £5 (US $7) off.

Everyone’s favorite quadruped battle vehicle gets a much-needed renovation as a mobile ice cream truck on this clever shirt by Chunk. Looks like Darth Vader is serving strawberry.

Shawn Conn’s latest tee combines two of our favorite things, Star Trek and zombies, and makes evil Spock with the goatee look like a major wuss. With all that in mind, we ask: what’s not to like?

Want to wear something as random as the stuff you find on the Internet? Here you go – a shirt with cats in its pockets. Choose from the Classic Kitty or Western Kitty style.