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Disturbia S/S 2010 T-shirts

Disturbia S/S 2010 T-shirts

Disturbia’s Spring/Summer 2010 t-shirt line is now available, and true to form it’s a NSFW 12-piece collection of kickass line art that includes lizards, werewolves, and loads of gore.

Everybody Poops T-shirt

Everybody Poops T-shirt

Because even Palpatine’s No. 1 needs to do a No. 2: FM’s Everybody Poops t-shirt reveals Vader’s real ultimate power in the universe, but we hope he does it in a galaxy far, far away.

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Stuck in the Past T-shirt

Stuck in the Past T-shirt

Where Doc Brown’s going, he doesn’t need (or want) roads: this Stuck in the Past Tee shows that even a flux capacitor and Libyan plutonium are no match for a determined meter maid.

Epic Rock Paper Scissors

Epic Rock Paper Scissors

This Epic Rock Paper Scissors t-shirt is the ultimate geek showdown with Cowboys, Ninjas, Robots, Pirates, and Zombies; Captain Hook may need a helping (and extra) hand, though.

Amity Island Boat Hire Tee

Amity Island Boat Hire Tee

This Amity Island Boat Hire t-shirt may give visitors a sinking feeling, but any fish dumb enough to tangle with Roy will bite off more than they can chew; still, they’re gonna need a bigger boat.

I’m With Cocoa T-shirt

I’m With Cocoa T-shirt

Whether you’re an Apple fan or hater, there’s no denying that today is Steve Jobs day: not so coincidentally, this I’m With Cocoa t-shirt parodies another pale, lanky, and geeky celebrity.

Eyes of the Tiger T-shirt

Eyes of the Tiger T-shirt

Things have gotten a bit more complicated since Sly Stallone requested Survivor’s hit song for Rocky III; this Eyes of the Tiger t-shirt includes everything from anime eyes to pirate eyes.

Captain’s Log T-shirt

Captain’s Log T-shirt

This Captain’s Log t-shirt is not so much supplemental as it is in need of suppositories; Star Trek may have futuristic phasers and warp drives, but we’re gonna pass on those replicator rations.

A Unicorn For Boys Tee

A Unicorn For Boys Tee

This ain’t a pony for princesses: A Unicorn For Boys t-shirt is a horsey done right with assault cannon, dog tags, bandolier, blood-soaked horn, cigar, goatee, beer cans, and mom tats.

Air Disaster! T-shirt

Air Disaster! T-shirt

There are a few, very large things that’ll send even the most seasoned flier into a tailspin; this Air Disaster! tee is why pilots regard approaches to Tokyo as full of hot, firebreathing air.

Missing T-shirt

Missing T-shirt

One might call it a paradox for Flight 815 survivors to find this Missing t-shirt, but that’s nothing new for LOST; we’d try to explain the references on this milk carton, but Jacob told us not to.

Rock, Paper, Scissors Tee

Rock, Paper, Scissors Tee

This Rock, Paper, Scissors Tee is no ordinary shirt: it’s part of an augmented reality game where a hand emerges from your tee to challenge you; no tee? Get a printable version here.

Aqua Mob T-shirt

Aqua Mob T-shirt

As one commenter puts it, Emile Kumfa’s Aqua Mob t-shirt is a crazy mix of Hitman, Bioshock, and the Red Ring of Death; whatever it is, we’re seriously digging this all-over print at DBH.

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Pocketnaut T-shirt

Pocketnaut T-shirt

Psycho Reindeer’s Pocketnaut t-shirt gives new meaning to the phrase “pocket rocket;” we can’t imagine there’s too much air down there, but whatever floats your spacesuit, buddy.

Alien Assault T-shirt

Alien Assault T-shirt

Aside from a few strange sign choices, Johannes Krohn’s Alien Assault t-shirt is an exercise in 8-bit isometric awesomeness with giant robots, laser beams, and hapless humans.

Necronomicon T-shirt

Necronomicon T-shirt

Pay your last respects to the original Facebook with this Necronomicon t-shirt; if you’re a fan of R’lyeh you’ll definitely want to unfriend Cthulhu, because it sure as heck dislikes you.

Strong Mints T-shirt

Strong Mints T-shirt

Not that you’re going to be kissing anyone over your headset, but Patrick English’s Modern Warfare-inspired Strong Mints t-shirt is perfect for guys who don’t mind an explosion of flavor.

4th Dimensional Space Tee

4th Dimensional Space Tee

Minkowski disciples may think of 4D as time, but most mathematicians agree that this 4th Dimensional Space t-shirt is as good as it gets; flatlanders could get hurt staring at this tesseract.

I’m With CoCo T-shirt

I’m With CoCo T-shirt

We’d still watch Conan O’Brien if his Tonight Show was on tomorrow at 12:05, but NBC’s hosting fiasco has us riled up; buy this I’m With CoCo t-shirt to show your support for the hair.

USB Port T-shirt

USB Port T-shirt

Take technobabble literally with this USB Port t-shirt, which if true would explain why our throughput seems content on staying put; now if only someone would make a proper FireWire shirt…

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Not Cool T-shirt

Not Cool T-shirt

No kid on Beeblebrox would play space cowboys and indians without a thermionic shield emitter, but Mark finds out the hard way about his backwards neighbors in this Not Cool tee.

When Geek-ness Goes Retro

When Geek-ness Goes Retro

Warning: this t-shirt may cause a geekgasm: When Geek-ness Goes Retro plays to tech blogs everywhere with lolcats, konami codes, and rayguns, but we’ll (zombie) bite: do want.

Pinball Wizard T-shirt

Pinball Wizard T-shirt

Mostly analog and barely digital, playing pinball often tilts towards magic than science; this Pinball Wizard t-shirt is a flipping-good homage to masters of old-school coin-op pwnage.

CMYK 2.0 T-shirt

CMYK 2.0 T-shirt

If color swatches make your heart skip a beat and Pantone Charts make you pant, Wisseh’s CMYK 2.0 t-shirt is the perfect addition subtraction to your four-color wardrobe.

Epic Battle T-shirt

Epic Battle T-shirt

Pirates and ninjas go toe to toe (and parrot to samurai) again with Jeff Battocletti’s Epic Battle t-shirt, which gets a well-deserved reprint filled with scars, swords, and all sorts of skullduggery.

Plumber T-shirt

Plumber T-shirt

Available today (1/6/10) only at TeeFury: this Plumber t-shirt is further evidence that Mario and Co. should consider a career change, especially after a recent flood of complaints.

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