Awesome T-shirts

We are guessing that the Flash probably won’t be particularly fast tied up like this. Say cheese and pick up one of these very funny tees by Joao Fonte over at TeeFury today only (8/30/10).

Lando’s constituents must be calling for his resignation right now, because he never paid attention to the state of tourism in Cloud City, and yet here he is now, welcoming people to Florida.

It may not be an original idea, but at least this one uses Vader’s TIE fighter, and it compensates further by using the Death Star trench to form a vest graphic. Now all you need is a jacket.

Get your damn dirty hands on the new celebrated simians t-shirt from Chop Shop, featuring 37 celebrity apes and monkeys from film, television, cartoons, video games and kid’s entertainment.

Looking like something that The Cat in the Hat (or Inspector Gadget) might carry in his bag of tricks, Steven Lefcourt’s Dr. Swiss T-shirt is one of the best Threadless designs we’ve seen in a while.

Last Exit To Nowhere has been dubbed the “movie geek’s mecca”, and rightly so. The shop sells clothes and posters inspired by popular movies, from Ferris Bueller to Blade Runner.

“If do right, no can defense.” So said Mr. Miyagi about his Crane Technique. Well if you had an actual crane for a leg, no one really can defend against it. That is a leg, right?

Apparently, you have to break some eggs to make omelets, squeeze some lemons for lemonade, and slice a few Space Invaders to make Tetris on this funny tee from Eduardo San Gil for Threadless.

It’s what Venkman and company have been adding to their hot coco since 1984, and they still have more than half of Stay Puft left. There’s Something Strange In Your Beverage tee by David Staffell.

While it’s not an accurate depiction of Ram’s light cycle accident, Nathan W. Pyle’s interpretation of a TRON fender bender has got us grinning over here. For sale today only (7/7/10) over at ript.

This StarFail tee from Roborock is available at ript today (7/1/10). If Darth Vader had remembered to plug his lightsaber’s charger in when he got home last night, maybe this wouldn’t have happened.

Frankly we always thought that certain sculpted body parts on the Terminator were a tad skimpy, so we’re enjoying this tee that pays homage to Sir-Mix-A-Lot and his fondness for big, er, bots.

We’re pretty sure this isn’t official MLB merch, but this zombie-meets-baseball bat t-shirt hits it out of the park. Grab one quick – Teefury only has ’em until the end of the day (6/26).

Threadless members Frederik Wepener and Ross Zietz have collaborated on PeliCAN, a tee design for a good cause: all proceeds from the sale will be donated to the Gulf Restoration Network.

Our friends over at GLENNZ Tees are at it again – this time with an explanation of how crash test dummies study while they’re getting ready for their jobs. Works on more levels than most t-shirts.

Represent your favorite writers and characters with the Word Series shirts. The Moby Dick shirt is full of win, even if you’re no bookworm. Also the Vonnegut shirt, if you know what his logo means.

Ian Leino, who created those fun Lost beer glasses, has an equally fun new tee which shows off the most awesome weapons from classic games. See how many you can name (spoiler in 3rd photo).

We can honestly say we have mixed feelings now that Lost is at an end, but we couldn’t put a period on it without mentioning this amusing tee, which showcases the safety card for Oceanic Flight 815.

Classic video game characters who wish to remain anonymous should just put a paper bag over their heads, because as this shirt shows, pixelating their faces only makes them more recognizable.

Avant Belgian designer Martin Margiela has raised a fist in solidarity with the smoking community by creating shirts and t-shirts with custom size pockets for your cigarettes. (Kids – smoking is bad.)

Seriously, what else would the extra letter in aardvark stand for? We can’t picture anything else, so we’ll concur with Ross Matlock in this goofy t-shirt he’s designed for Threadless.

Cops and doughnuts – a classic combo if there ever was one, but Forent Bocognani forgot who eats what when he made this t-shirt design. Chief Wiggum has nightmares that look like this.

We’re thinking that graphic designers should appreciate the sentiment behind this amusing tee from Threadless, but really, are pixels truly square? Another debate for another day.