Awesome Funny Stuff

Solve your persistent pen pilfering problems with this Borrow My Pen? set by Fred; the eight pens are screen printed with messages that make long-term borrowing a socially risky proposition.

Eat this, Pelosi: anyone with half a brain would steer clear of partisan politics, but Zombie Reagan is the ultimate answer to breathing undead life into a party on its last limbs.

Because Admiral Adama kicks pasty white vampire ass any day: this Team Edward tee is a must for BSG fans (and any other sci-fi fans) tired of hordes of screaming teenie boppers.

If Mario thinks taking out koopas is hard, he should try paying taxes: David Creighton-Pester’s This Game Sucks t-shirt shows what happens when 8-bit fantasies meet 9-5 realities.

With no brackets and 6-week byes, Shang Tsung’s tournaments are as meaningful as BCS rankings; still, swapping fairness for fatalities and flawless victories ain’t half bad.

Canon vs. Nikon becomes Capulet vs. Montague with Nikon Girl, a hilarious music video that recasts the classic feud of lens & bodies as Romeo & Juliet; warning: slightly NSFW.

Available on Blu-ray: Army of Darkness: Screwhead Edition includes commentary by Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell, deleted scenes, an alternate ending, and production photos.

You can always count on the kindness of Knicks fans: Where’s Rob features Agent Lathan getting lost at a basketball game as a growing number of spectators try to guide him home.

Set a thousand years in the future, Beatles 3000 could use a bit more research; Scottie Pippen is the fourth Beatle, they win the Superbowl in Shea Stadium, and Ringo is still forgotten.

Happy Thanksgiving, readers! Prankster Jack Vale takes to the streets with a flatulent fowl that’s been stuffed too early in The Farting Turkey; sounds are courtesy of The Pooter.

Yoko Ono takes an avant garde-axe to John Lennon and company with this brilliantly hilarious Rock Band Beatles parody, which envisions freshman Fab Four playing Call of Duty 4.

Relive Turkey Day ’95 in style with Mystery Science Theater 3000: XVI Limited Edition; it includes four shows (two hosted by Joel, two by Mike), four mini posters, and a Tom Servo figurine.

That Commissioner Gordon looks remarkably slimmer in The Dark Knight has nothing to do with creative retconning; Glennz’ Direct Line t-shirt shows where his priorities lie pie.

Beelzebub has an Animal put on drums for me. The Muppets turn in an epic, monstrosity-filled ensemble rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody, complete with all the flourishes of Queen’s 1975 rock opera classic.

While humanity fights for its survival during the undead apocalypse, a similar food fight is being waged in the fridges everywhere: this Zombie Food t-shirt goes out to our perishable pals.

If you ever wondered what happened post-Carl in Up, Pixar explains all; the short film George and AJ shows things going downhill, underground, and interplanetary. Thanks, Thorir!

“But officer, I thought you were a red and blue shell!” Mario finally gets pulled over after one rocket start too many in this 80 MPH t-shirt; if only he had a few banana peels to spare…

Ever since the advent of fast zombies, this Slow T-shirt isn’t as universally applicable as it used to be; still, we have a soft spot in our hearts (and a hard one on our bats) for shamblers.

Guns ‘n Gardens makes the best of public access TV and societal collapse with How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse; it’s filled with DIY tips on weapons, first aid, and of course, gardening.

As any professional procrastinator knows, doing everything and nothing at the same time is hard work; this Multislacking shirt is an effortless homage to master time wasters.

The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book is a 320 page bible authored by the Man himself; it includes 101 “facts”, real anecdotes from Chuck, his favorite quotes, and Chuck’s Code of Life.

This Superuserman t-shirt can only be worn by sysadmins with a .plan: to bind ports in a single keystroke, spawn processes faster than a speeding bot, and get to the root of all evil.

Extremely NSFW: Paranormal Activities: Deleted Scenes could have done without the raunchy scene in the middle, but it’s otherwise a hilarious look at what ghosts do in their off-time.