Awesome Funny Stuff

Getting uber-pwnd isn’t easy to deal with, but the PWN’D Support Group may be ideal if the only thing you’re L33T at is FAIL; warning: includes borderline pornographic teabagging.

A must-have for mobile bros, Bro on the Go is the companion to The Bro Code; it packs 144 pages of new rules in a pocket-friendly size, including Bro at the Beach and Bro in Outer Space.

Available today (1/6/10) only at TeeFury: this Plumber t-shirt is further evidence that Mario and Co. should consider a career change, especially after a recent flood of complaints.

Sure, Junkworks’ E.T.A. may be a sci-fi short film, but interstellar truck driver Marvin is a not so far-fetched look into our futures where life imitates art–however horrifyingly banal.

NSFW: Duke Nukem Forever will forever be vaporware, but that hasn’t stopped fans; this live-action trailer is what the game should have been–campy, cigar-chomping, and kick-ass.

While it’s not the first Tetris/construction t-shirt ever (scroll through the comments here), Hans Krebs’ Russian Cargo tee is by far our favorite for its neat lines and even neater blocks.

Battling giant costumed monsters is the last of Zordon’s problems in Zordon is a Racist; the Power Rangers’ disembodied mentor gets a lesson in racial and spandex sensitivity.

Ernest Hemingway’s WWI novel gets a modern evil-undead update with this Farewell to Arms Hoodie; it shows post-limb Ash and his boomstick, but his hand will get him in the (rear) end.

MST3K fans will always watch movies with Tom Servo and Crow in mind, but these laser-cut Mst3shades literally keep them in your field of vision; plans here; Ponoko-version here.

Shipping 2/27/10, the 9″ tall Dr. Horrible Animated Maquette is more wonderflonium than horrible; it’s limited to 1,000 statues and includes his goggles and Freeze Ray gun.

Monina Velarde’s New Year’s Resolution Generator takes 50% of the effort out of making yearly promises to ourselves; breaking and/or forgetting them? That’s all on you, buddy.

We’ve got good and bad news about Flying Mouse’s 9 Ball tee/hoodie; the good: Pluto is back in play; the bad: planetary pool is not what it’s racked up to be if you’re the cue ball.

Inspired by this gadget, the Most Useless Machine not only reaches new heights for futility but has us waxing morose about the pointlessness of our own lives. Happy New Year, friends.

Dark undead comedy Zombieland arrives on Blu-ray 2/2/10 with a behind the scenes PiP track, deleted and effects progressions scenes, and actor, writer, and director commentary.

TV station TV3 puts an Estonian spin on this meticulously reimagined The Simpsons intro, swapping uranium rods for horseshoes and cars for carriages; Bart? A total Baltic brat.

Kristy Anne Ligones’ semi-realistic portraits of Family Guy actually paint fairly normal versions of Peter, Lois, Chris, and Brian; that said, Stewie and Meg are as creepy as ever.

Queen fans may want to plug their ears, but Luke Ski’s Battlestar Rhapsody is a parody fit for an Opera House; best lines: “All the Hell, WTF, FTL!” and “Nothing frakking matters to me…”

JibJab’s aptly-named Never A Year Like ’09 is a downer for the decade; from Octomoms and Balloon Boys to Swine Flu and Auto Bailouts, one thing’s for sure: this year needs to end.

Filled with psychotropic mushrooms and reluctantly airborne tortoises, A Complaint to Mario Bros. Plumbing is reason enough that video game characters are best left in World 1-1.

It’s a good thing that Jonah wasn’t born today, or we’d be missing a whale of a story: this Send WiFi t-shirt is not so much a lesson in being fishwrecked as it is about geeky priorities.

YouTube’s Pantless Knights spoof Lonely Island’s I’m On A Boat with I’m On A Mac ft. PC-Pain and two Jobs; it may be pro-Apple, but it’s more a reason not to be a fanboy of any camp.

If you’re a true-blooded chocobo, seven-letter hero, or adventurer with a thing for thickets, we promise you’ll shed happy triforce tears over Brentalfloss’ Final Fantasy with Lyrics.

Never argue with a pint-sized pronunciator or he’ll hhwip your diapered butt: much to the chagrin of talking dogs, this Cool Hhwip t-shirt is a big (hair) inside joke for Family Guy fans.