Awesome Funny Stuff

We’ve seen a lot of Salem & Rios trailers, but the duo goes on one last World Tour as Army of Two: The 40th Day hits store shelves; the live action/CG trailer is set to music by Second Sex.

Laser Cats 5 is James Cameron’s next billion-dollar sci-feline flick; the SNL skit is a cinema geek’s dream, with references to Cameron’s biggest movies and an in-alien-able cameo.

Not that you’re going to be kissing anyone over your headset, but Patrick English’s Modern Warfare-inspired Strong Mints t-shirt is perfect for guys who don’t mind an explosion of flavor.

It’s a worldwide cat-astrophe: Xbox Live Arcade’s upcoming RISK: Factions will feature feline foes vs. militaristic humans; no word on whether they’ll be LOLcats with nine lives.

Minkowski disciples may think of 4D as time, but most mathematicians agree that this 4th Dimensional Space t-shirt is as good as it gets; flatlanders could get hurt staring at this tesseract.

Mix Terry Gilliam with skateboarding and you’ve got Machotaildrop: it sounds awful, but the trailer for this FUEL TV-funded flick is surprisingly fresh and quirky in all the right ways.

Score some critical hits while rolling for initiative with this giant Inflatable d20 Die; at 17″ in diameter, anyone on the opposite side of the table may want to do a Jump check.

All is fair in love and war, but ninjas often have a hard time telling the two apart: Daniel Klug’s Les Dangereux shows that assassins can be amorous–as long as they don’t get killed first.

Pigskin on a plate doesn’t sound very appetizing, but with Super Bowl less than a month away this salami Sausage Football may be a perfect handoff to hungry party guests.

In Soviet Russia, Tetris block rotates you (thanks CG): we strongly suggest you take dramamine pills before playing First Person Tetris, and if that’s not available, a few shots of vodka.

We’d still watch Conan O’Brien if his Tonight Show was on tomorrow at 12:05, but NBC’s hosting fiasco has us riled up; buy this I’m With CoCo t-shirt to show your support for the hair.

Mario wasn’t bouncing around for his health–Retro Sabotage’s Jumping shows that this was a full-fledged plumber prison break. Want more? Click here for more Retro Sabotage games.

Take technobabble literally with this USB Port t-shirt, which if true would explain why our throughput seems content on staying put; now if only someone would make a proper FireWire shirt…

No kid on Beeblebrox would play space cowboys and indians without a thermionic shield emitter, but Mark finds out the hard way about his backwards neighbors in this Not Cool tee.

NSFW: The Internet Bridge Troll is as foul as its online brethren, but there’s more than meets his beady little eyes: this disemvoweled misanthrope just wants someone to captcha his heart.

A webseries due out March 2010, this trailer for Hamilton Carver: Zombie PI mixes film noir with zombies, ninjas, the devil, and dames that shower with their gloves on. Thanks, Brian!

Warning: this t-shirt may cause a geekgasm: When Geek-ness Goes Retro plays to tech blogs everywhere with lolcats, konami codes, and rayguns, but we’ll (zombie) bite: do want.

The CERN crew replaces street cred with geek cred and lays down the laws of the universe in this Black Hole Rap; we just love it when LHC lyricists make pseudoscience evaporate.

Mostly analog and barely digital, playing pinball often tilts towards magic than science; this Pinball Wizard t-shirt is a flipping-good homage to masters of old-school coin-op pwnage.

The world ended 12/14–you just don’t know it yet; manvszombies is a Twitter account by Gus who has been dodging zombies, playing CoD, and getting wasted since just before Christmas.

The Hit Girl trailer still rocks our purple socks, but this second trailer for Kick Ass gives the other superheroes some screen time while introducing the movie’s decidedly un-super villains.

We’re not exactly romantic comedy types, but She’s Out Of My League is something most guys (even non-moodles) can relate to: it pairs up geeky Jay Baruchel with a smokin’ Alice Eve.

Pirates and ninjas go toe to toe (and parrot to samurai) again with Jeff Battocletti’s Epic Battle t-shirt, which gets a well-deserved reprint filled with scars, swords, and all sorts of skullduggery.