Awesome Funny Stuff

This Star Wars x A-Team video is a Mr. T-errific 80s mashup: other than swapping a mohawk for a walking carpet and a van for a Falcon, their respective galaxies aren’t that far, far away.

Watch as Operation Yule Storm takes place on 12/12 at 1212 hours in San Francisco; it tasked the 12th Nutracker Regiment with escorting Santa, Jesus, and other North Pole VIPs.

Developed to deal with the crush of holiday shoppers, Robo Santa is holly, jolly, and gigantic; neither rain, nor snow, nor carolers will stop this uber-Claus from delivering its gifts.

Watch the fur fly as memes collide with Christmas Laser Beam Cats, an OMG-worthy production filled with kitten cannons, weapons of meow-destruction, and PEW PEWS aplenty.

Silent and deadly takes on a different air: we’ve wondered what ninjas do behind the scenes, but this We Strike After Lunch t-shirt reveals that even on the can, they’re still on the job.

Saint Nick lays down a whole can of Christmas kick-ass with Santa Fu; it’s a not-so-merry version of Kung Fu Master where you’ll take on gingerbread men, nutcrackers, and elves.

James May’s LEGO House is nothing more than a pile of bricks now, but catch a glimpse of the Top Gear host as he spends a night with LEGO carpet, leaks, and painful loofas.

Two polar carnivores duke it out in this epic King of the Arctic tee; if yesterday’s last-minute shopping was any indication, they’re fighting over the last parking space at the North Pole Mall.

I find your lack of funds disturbing: we wish it was Darth Vader and his storm troopers cleaning up the mess on Wall Street, but it’s actually Lucasfilm ringing NYSE’s opening bell 12/22/09.

Tom Cruise has gotten a bad rap for his off-screen antics, but Knight and Day sees him in top gun form; co-starring Cameron Diaz, it’s a reboot of True Lies with a little Mr. & Mrs. Smith.

Focus Designs’ SBU (Self Balancing Unicycle) gets an unofficial endorsement (and some wheeltime) from MythBuster’s Adam Savage; Adam’s analysis? “It feels like the future!”

Today’s techies have nothing on the original mega-dweebs: this Ancient Geeks? t-shirt poses a question Socrates-style while also reppin’ his homies Homer, Aristotle, and Plato.

The Foot Clan leader is apparently a fashion trendsetter, too: this TMNT Shredder Hoodie features arm and shoulder spikes and a zip-up half mask to scare your half-shell enemies.

The 80s techno auto-tuning makes us want to PVP everything in sight, but Meet Me in Azeroth is worth the pain; this 5 minute music video should be required viewing for Bard Heroes.

The hallowed ranks of mad scientistdom finally become attainable for the common man with this InstantEvil t-shirt; just add wonderflonium, a dash of NPH, and a bad horse chorus.

The Onion’s been hitting it out of the bulb park lately with videos, but Our Front Pages is good old pulp; the 304 page book covers 21 years of hilarious headlines, stories, and fine print.

Inspired by a trip to San Diego Comic Con, Caleb Paullus’ Super Not So Super is a revealing look at the mundane lives of several spandex-suited heroes; done in a flash, huh, Flash?

You’d have to be a few fleas short of a flea bath to think this Dog Remote Control works, but it definitely makes the perfect gift for owners on their last hind legs with a new puppy.

Yes, it’s totally viral and CG, but we have to hand it to Intel: they sure know how to fire their employees; this Cannonbells commercial literally shows engineers using their heads.

John Austin’s Mini Weapons of Mass Destruction is a must for cubicle combat; build 35 devices including catapults, slingshots, and bombs, all MacGyver’d from office supplies.

It may be a relic in the US, but The Onion speaks with a web archaeologist who has discovered the Ruins of Friendster; hidden within: rumors of another lost network called A-oool.

Ho, ho, humbug: even Santa’s vaunted elven assembly lines lie dormant this holiday season in this Santa’s Factory t-shirt, the latest victim of grinch bankers and sleigh-offs.

Adam Sandler’s legendary Chanukah Song gets an equally legendary animated music video by Teqtonik with Neil Diamond on vocals and Guns N’ Roses’ Dj Ashba on guitar.