Awesome Funny Stuff

1, 2, 3, 4, I Declare World War III: digits won’t be the only casualties on the playground if the events in this Thumb War t-shirt come to pass: an escalating “arms” race is inevitable.

Grown Ups is either your dream or nightmare come true: in theaters 6/25/10, the ensemble comedy stars Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, David Spade, Rob Schneider, and Kevin James.

We’re already giving the crazy Battleship movie a wide berth, but this Wrong Target tee is a glimpse of how a three hour cruise can turn into a one-way trip 20,000 leagues under the sea.

So much for hush-hush, as Seth MacFarlane’s Secret is out: Family Guy, American Dad, and The Cleveland Show are less about equal rights and more about equal nights (on Fox).

Swap PowerPoint for pedals with the Conference Bike, a seven-ride tricycle; forget about truly escaping from the workplace, however, as only one person can steer and brake.

Horrible Turn is the cherubic prequel to Dr. Horrible; although unofficial, it’s also a 60 minute, all-wonderflonium fan-made musical with high production values and a dash of evil.

Ambiguous Endings resolves movies and TV shows that may be best left as cliffhangers; No Country for Old Men, The Wrestler, and The Sopranos end on no uncertain terms.

Atom’s Star Wars Gangsta Rap: Chronicles features MCs Vader, Luke, Leia, and more; often lewd but surprisingly pithy, Yoda may be feenin’ to be talla, but boy can that mini-Jedi holla.

Based on a Raphael painting, we can’t help but love the awesomeness and insanity of La Disputa del Cyborgio; the t-shirt features Terminators, Mega Man, and yes, Stephen Hawking.

We appreciate the efforts and sacrifices of our troops, but The Onion’s Modern Warfare 3 suggests a better name for the ultra-realistic military sim: the Call of Monotonous Duties.

This Alien Autopsy t-shirt depicts the aftermath of Earth’s battle against precisely five neatly organized rows of space invaders: dissecting our pixelated foes’ naughty bits and bytes.

We’re surprised that Pigeon Impossible isn’t a Pixar film: this high flying short was created by Lucas Martell and shows that a bird in the case is worth about a billion in the bush.

Improv Everywhere continues its food pranks with I Love Lunch (watch Grocery Store Musical and Food Court Musical); it’s set in the Trump Tower atrium with a cameo by TTS’ Ann Curry.

David King’s use of an overhead projector to shoot ZZZZOMBIES seems gimmicky at first glance, but this stop motion film is surprisingly tongue-in-brain. Warning: slightly gory.

Albert is a relativistic rockstar, but this Einstein t-shirt scientifically proves what we’ve been generally theorizing all along: that he’s no E=MC square but a front man for KISS.

With the winner selected form 100,000+ votes, you’d have to be bad to not see how this thriller ends: Jackson vs. Bean is a sweet stop-motion dance battle that’ll literally transform you.

Because scary movies have nothing on sadistic gamers: The Sims Horror Movie is like Exorcist, Poltergeist, Puppetmaster and Saw rolled into one spinning diamond of death.

Because one man’s oversized fashion faux pas is another man’s mousing surface: the Mr. Tie Mouse Pad is dedicated to cubicle warriors who spend all day “tied” to their desk.

Robert Lee wants to sell you a mobile home, but he’d be equally at home kicking your ass: this TV ad is not only epically cool, but epically real; it’s directed by Rhett & Link. Thanks, Chris!

Suits often have astronomical prices, but this Now That’s A Suit! t-shirt takes things to orbital heights: pinstripes pale in comparison to $2 million and 300 pounds of pressurized awesome.

We have to admit that Red Faction: Guerilla’s indestructible environments can be a bit too much fun at times; Space A**hole is a fan-made ode to the sociopath in all of us.

Our condolences to fans who did not die in the Staples Center Collapse: yes, it’s an Onion parody, this time skewering the Los Angeles Clippers with a fate worse than death: a shutout.

Turn your speakers down: this brilliant Pulp Fiction Audio Mix turns sound clips from the movie into a percussive performance a-la Stomp, albeit with slightly more profane instruments.