Awesome Grooming

Get nostalgic for the halcyon days of youth whenever you’re in the bathroom with Athletes Brand’s Baseball Glove Scented Soap. Now all you need are dirt-scented shampoo and chain link fence-scented candles.

The Scrubba is a portable bag that lets you wash your clothes practically anywhere; all you need is water and liquid detergent. Part of the bag’s inner membrane is a rough surface that acts as a washboard.

This Bespoke Post box is all about casual living. The comfy woven elastic Beltology has no pesky holes, The Jack + Mulligan flask keeps your booze in style, and the Redbeard Brew Bar gets you clean with just a hint of hefeweizen.

It’s not the first comb and bottle opener we’ve seen, but the Man Comb does have a stainless steel case. A magnetic catch keeps the comb in place whether it’s open or closed. Note: you don’t need a hipster beard to use a comb.

The Men’s Soap Shop packages its aftershave in 6oz. flasks. They’re available in seven different scents. You can also get them as part of a shaving set. But be sure to keep the label on, or you might accidentally freshen your throat.

Made from organic coconut and olive oils, Cheifs’ big and burly soaps will have you smelling great, while at the same time destroying dirt and grime grime with its exfoliating scrubby bits. Choose from pine, lime or sweet tobacco scents.

RazorPod contains reusable silica beads that suck the moisture out of razor blades, making them last longer by preventing rust. We suggest skipping to 1:50 in the video unless you can endure a barrage of embarrassing dad humor.

Luscious and lathery soaps made with real craft beers, accented by spices and textures like walnut shells, crushed oats and honey. The fragrant Belgian Witbier with orange peel is our personal fave, but they’re all great.

The Colladjust is a lightweight and adjustable aluminum ring that helps control ill-fitting shirt collars. Place it under your collar then bend it until you get your desired look or fit. The ring will hold its shape until you adjust it again.

Yumaki makes unique toothbrushes in a variety of color combinations and handles made from various plastics and wood. There’s even a grip tape add-on for skateboard fans. They also offer yearly subscriptions and limited edition designs.

Shapl makes it easy to carry toiletries and other liquids in small amounts. Each container has a squeezable body, suction cups that come in different colors, and water-resistant stickers. Available in TSA-friendly 1.2oz and 2.2oz sizes.

Geeksoap’s fragrant replica of the OUTATIME DeLorean license plate from Back to the Future has a whopping 1.21 gigawash of cleaning power. It’ll take you back to a time when you weren’t smelly and dirty.

This guy going by the moniker “Incredibeard” does silly things with his dense facial hair. Here, he uses his beard as a bowl for his lunch. All we can say is that he better take a really long shower after this. More beard insanity here.

Convince your materialistic loved ones to take a bath with this silly soap by WoodWick Candles. It contains a random US dollar bill that you can extract and spend once you’ve used up the soap. The bill can be $1, $5, $10, $20 or $50.

The Braun CoolTec shaver has a ceramic cooling element that you can activate to reduce irritation and leave you with a fresh feeling. On another note, we didn’t know commercials for shavers were this intense.

The Fashion Anchor is a dot of fabric-friendly adhesive. Think of it as a stealthier safety pin. Use it as a collar stay, as a hidden button, to keep your shirt tucked in and more. It can be used repeatedly but it also comes off easily.

Now is the time on The Awesomer when we brush. Show your teeth they mean nothing to you with this odorless, flavorless, colorless toothpaste in a bland package. Wait. Do true nihilists even care about dental hygiene?

Our pals at Owen & Fred have put together this prize pack which includes over $300 worth of their awesome custom leather goods, grooming accessories and other goodies. Full list of prizes and entry form here. (Ends 7/28/13)

Jason Markk Quick Wipes are disposable shoe cleaners. They come in boxes of 12 but each wipe is individually wrapped so you can just keep one with you for emergency use. They can’t be used on suede or nubuck though.

Despite its unfortunate name, the Morninghead is quite useful. Pour in some water, put the cap on your head and it instantly wets your hair, overcoming bed head, cap head and other nappy hair situations. Just don’t rely it on it too much.

Enter now for a chance to win one of two $100 gift certificates from the fine folks at Dollar Shave Club. You remember Dollar Shave Club – the guys with the f*cking great razor blades and One Wipe Charlies. (Ends 7/9/2013)

(NSFW: Language) Dollar Shave Club is hell-bent on owning your bathroom, with their latest product “One Wipe Charlies.” The name is self-explanatory, but the commercial is what will make you want to add on a few 40-packs.

Three lucky readers will each win two boxes of awesome stuff, Cue – the perfect BBQ companion, and Shave – for keeping your facial hair in check. Both from Bespoke Post’s men’s “lifestyle upgrade” service. (Ends 5/28/13)

Owen & Fred’s natural soap is great for washing away the day’s filth. The cedarwood calms and relieves stress, while the peru balsam revitalizes skin, and the activated charcoal cleanses. It might attract rottweilers though.

Like Alchemy Goods’ other products, the Elliott toiletry bag is made from used inner tubes. The Elliott in particular is made from reclaimed truck tubes, making it durable and unique. A smaller version is also available.

The manliest shaving brush, cast to look like the .44 caliber revolver cylinder. Choose from silver, black, gold or polished bronze, in matte or shiny finishes. Of course, you must now shave with one of these.