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Nihilist Toothpaste

Nihilist Toothpaste

Now is the time on The Awesomer when we brush. Show your teeth they mean nothing to you with this odorless, flavorless, colorless toothpaste in a bland package. Wait. Do true nihilists even care about dental hygiene?

Owen & Fred Kick Ass Giveaway

Owen & Fred Kick Ass Giveaway

Our pals at Owen & Fred have put together this prize pack which includes over $300 worth of their awesome custom leather goods, grooming accessories and other goodies. Full list of prizes and entry form here. (Ends 7/28/13)

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Quick Wipes Shoe Cleaner

Quick Wipes Shoe Cleaner

Jason Markk Quick Wipes are disposable shoe cleaners. They come in boxes of 12 but each wipe is individually wrapped so you can just keep one with you for emergency use. They can’t be used on suede or nubuck though.

Morninghead

Morninghead

Despite its unfortunate name, the Morninghead is quite useful. Pour in some water, put the cap on your head and it instantly wets your hair, overcoming bed head, cap head and other nappy hair situations. Just don’t rely it on it too much.

Giveaway: Dollar Shave Club

Giveaway: Dollar Shave Club

Enter now for a chance to win one of two $100 gift certificates from the fine folks at Dollar Shave Club. You remember Dollar Shave Club – the guys with the f*cking great razor blades and One Wipe Charlies. (Ends 7/9/2013)

Let’s Talk About #2

Let’s Talk About #2

(NSFW: Language) Dollar Shave Club is hell-bent on owning your bathroom, with their latest product “One Wipe Charlies.” The name is self-explanatory, but the commercial is what will make you want to add on a few 40-packs.

Giveaway: Boxes of Awesome

Giveaway: Boxes of Awesome

Three lucky readers will each win two boxes of awesome stuff, Cue – the perfect BBQ companion, and Shave – for keeping your facial hair in check. Both from Bespoke Post’s men’s “lifestyle upgrade” service. (Ends 5/28/13)

You Dirty Dog Soap

You Dirty Dog Soap

Owen & Fred’s natural soap is great for washing away the day’s filth. The cedarwood calms and relieves stress, while the peru balsam revitalizes skin, and the activated charcoal cleanses. It might attract rottweilers though.

Alchemy Goods Elliott Dopp Kit

Alchemy Goods Elliott Dopp Kit

Like Alchemy Goods’ other products, the Elliott toiletry bag is made from used inner tubes. The Elliott in particular is made from reclaimed truck tubes, making it durable and unique. A smaller version is also available.

Six Shooter Shave Brushes

Six Shooter Shave Brushes

The manliest shaving brush, cast to look like the .44 caliber revolver cylinder. Choose from silver, black, gold or polished bronze, in matte or shiny finishes. Of course, you must now shave with one of these.

Black Rubber Soap Pump

Black Rubber Soap Pump

This sleek pump dispenser from Crate & Barrel is a hundred times better than the one that comes with liquid soaps. It’s made of ceramic and its body has a non-skid rubber coating.

Bathing Bad Toiletries

Bathing Bad Toiletries

A line of toiletries from Great Face & Body, a shop based in – you guessed it – New Mexico. They have bath salts, body scrubs and even a gift set that comes in a Los Pollos Hermanos bucket.

Manhands Soap

Manhands Soap

With macho aromas like Beer and Log Cabin, Adam Anderson’s handcrafted Mansoaps are an easy gift. We’re patiently waiting for Post Football Practice and Dirty Socks to be added to the repertoire.

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Comb/Bottle Opener

Comb/Bottle Opener

Pardon his fingernails; Kenjo Prince is a working man. This beer-drinking barber invented the Old Familiar Comb Bottle Opener to promote his shop. Available as full or beard/mustache combs.

Skull & Crossbones Soap

Skull & Crossbones Soap

…or as we like to call ’em, Soap Barrrrs. This soap set made by Etsy seller KcSoapsNmore is perfect for swashbuckling pirates, undead warriors and stinky humans. Guaranteed to contain no poison.

Howard’s Home Snack Soaps

Howard’s Home Snack Soaps

Etsy seller Howard’s Home makes unbelievably realistic soaps made to look and smell like various pastries and other snacks, including doughnuts, cinnamon buns, popcorn and gummy worms.

Emergency Moustaches

Emergency Moustaches

Do you want the moustache on or off? Too bad. Whether or not you’re capable of growing facial hair, you’ll have six options at your disposal, ranging from the Selleck to the 1890s handlebar.

Chess Set Soap

Chess Set Soap

Move bishop to bathroom and checkmate dirt with these awesome set of soaps made to look like life-size chess pieces. You can customize the colors and scent of the set. Soap chessboard not included.

Stack Soap

Stack Soap

Designed by Aric Norine, the Stack is meant to provide an “infinite cycle of soap.” A new bar has a groove on top, allowing you to merge an old, smaller piece so that nothing is wasted.

Travelon Toiletry Sheets

Travelon Toiletry Sheets

TSA compliant, biodegradable and easier to pack and travel with compared to conventional toiletries. Variants include shampoo, body wash and shaving cream. Each pack contains 50 sheets.

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Big Ass Brick of Soap

Big Ass Brick of Soap

Measuring 4.6″x2.5″x1.6″, Duke Cannon’s manly Big Ass Brick of Soap is probably larger than your smartphone. We have to wonder if they hired Duke Nukem to write their marketing copy, though.

Chiefs Energizing Face Wash

Chiefs Energizing Face Wash

Need to wake up before you can get to the Starbucks? Wash yourself awake with ginseng, eucalyptus, rosemary, peppermint and menthol. It’ll put a spring in your step – plus you won’t stink.

Touch Control Trimmer

Touch Control Trimmer

The Remington Touch Control Beard and Stubble Trimmer has an LED touch screen for viewing and toggling the trim length and speed. Skip to 0:40 in the video to see its other features.

Misoka Nanomineral Toothbrush

Misoka Nanomineral Toothbrush

It may look like a plain toothbrush, but the bristles on Misoka toothbrushes have been coated by a nanomineral. The coating makes teeth hydrophilic, making it difficult for detritus to stick to them.

Soda Scented Shampoos

Soda Scented Shampoos

Soda fans, take your addiction to the shower with these shampoos from Digitalsoaps. Most of them have the appropriate scent of the soda you love, and some have even been spiked with caffeine.

Rock Hair Infographic

Rock Hair Infographic

Telling your stylist that you’d like a Busta Rhymes is a lot easier, thanks to this visual compendium which features memorable haircuts in popular music from the last century. (Thanks Franz!)

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