Awesome Bottle Openers

Bottle Cap Launcher

Bottle Cap Launcher
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Spinning Hat’s Cap Zappa makes opening bottles fun by turning the cap you just popped off into a projectile. We’re not sure if you should still have it around when everyone’s already wasted though.

Army Man Bottle Opener

Army Man Bottle Opener
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Drop and give me a 40oz.! Grunt that in your best R. Lee Ermey voice as you pop open a brew with this die-cast metal army figure bottle opener. What kind of beer are you drinking? Aaarmy beer, sir!

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BROpener

BROpener
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An aluminum bottle opener that you can stick on any vertical surface, thanks to its very strong double-sided adhesive. It also has a magnet that catches bottle crowns after you pop ’em off.

Bottle Grenade

Bottle Grenade
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Yes, we know it’s hard to get too excited about a bottle opener, but this is the opener to end all openers, crafted from aluminum, opening twist-off and pop-off bottle caps, and working as a multitool.

KeySquare

KeySquare

Designed by Adam Hogsett, the KeySquare is a more stylish alternative to the useful but unsightly carabiner. It’s made from solid stainless steel and has a built-in bottle opener.

Luchador Bottle Opener

Luchador Bottle Opener
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Kikkerland Design just put the bottle opener industry in a chokehold. Crowns will immediately tap out once these tough wrestlers get to them. Available in three different poses and colors.

6 Ways to Open a Bottle

6 Ways to Open a Bottle

We’ve shown you a variety of bottle openers big and small. But if you ever find yourself without one, HouseholdHacker knows 6 alternative ways of opening a bottle. The money trick is awesome.

Millenium Falcon Bottle Opener

Millenium Falcon Bottle Opener
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For your private cantina. Unlike the famous smuggler ship, this one’s no piece of junk. It has a magnet on the back so you can dock it on your fridge, ready when you and your first mate need it.

Leverage Bottle Opener

Leverage Bottle Opener
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A thin, lightweight bottle opener, designed to fit in your wallet alongside your credit cards. Thanks to its durable carbon fiber construction, you don’t have to resort to using your teeth anymore.

KeyShark Bottle Opener

KeyShark Bottle Opener
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Thumbs up to the discreet, aerospace aluminum Keyshark bottle opener; the tiny, highly engineered tool is lightweight and can open all sorts of microbrews thanks to its shape. (Thanks Bob!)

Comb/Bottle Opener

Comb/Bottle Opener

Pardon his fingernails; Kenjo Prince is a working man. This beer-drinking barber invented the Old Familiar Comb Bottle Opener to promote his shop. Available as full or beard/mustache combs.

Ring Bottle Opener

Ring Bottle Opener
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Pop a bottle and propose a drink with your loved ones with this functional accessory. It comes in its own leatherette gift box, but we think this belongs in a cooler packed with ice-cold booze.

JackHawk 9000 Sunglasses

JackHawk 9000 Sunglasses
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On the surface, they remind us of our classic Ray-Bans, but JackHawk 9000 sunglasses conceal a secret in each of its durable titanium arms – a fully-functional bottle opener.

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Bottle Opener & Resealer

Bottle Opener & Resealer
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The Hermetus is a handy tool with complementary functions. One side is a bottle opener, while the other side has metal guides that can secure popped crowns and caps back into place.

Chainsaw Bottle Opener

Chainsaw Bottle Opener

There are lots of ways to open a bottle of beer, but you have to hand it to this guy for his ability to cleanly pop open a cold brew with just a bit more equipment than is necessary.

Bottleneck BK-3B Butterfly Knife

Bottleneck BK-3B Butterfly Knife
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Mantis Knives’ compact Bottleneck has a modified tanto-edge stainless steel blade when opened. When closed, it’s a bottle opener. Needless to say, don’t drink and stab things at the same time.

Mini Halligan Bottle Opener

Mini Halligan Bottle Opener
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You probably won’t be able to pry a door open with it, but you’ll easily pop some bottles with this Mini Halligan Bottle opener, a smaller version of the versatile tool used by firemen. (Thanks Andrew!)

One Handed Bottle Opener

One Handed Bottle Opener
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Keep a hand free to hold a meal or another bottle with Kebo. Designed by Rush3, it’s a modern take on the one-handed bottle opener patented in the 1930s. It comes in a gift-ready keepsake tin.

The Beer Tool

The Beer Tool
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Pop open a cold brew in second most manly way possible, with The Beer Tool. Each one starts out as a basic open-ended wrench, modified to perfectly open bottles, while looking good in your toolbox.

Beer Tracker

Beer Tracker
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Keeps track of the number of bottles you’ve popped open. The display turns off after 15 seconds of inactivity, but don’t worry, the record of your binge drinking session is still stored in it.

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Gold Medal Bottle Opener

Gold Medal Bottle Opener
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We don’t want to motivate anyone to become the world’s no. 1 alcoholic, but we can’t think of a more appropriate prize for beer pong tourneys and speed drinking contests other than this opener.

Ace of Spades Bottle Opener

Ace of Spades Bottle Opener
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How’s this for a card trick? Pop open a bottle a cold bottle of brew (or Coca-Cola) with Kikkerland’s wallet-sized stainless steel opener, which looks just like the best card in the deck.

SwitchPop Bottle Opener

SwitchPop Bottle Opener

Whip out the SwitchPop and no bottle in their right mind would dare mess with you. The opener whips right out of the switchblade-style handle. This dude would love a butterfly knife-style opener.

Tool Bottle Openers

Tool Bottle Openers
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Bottle openers shaped like common tools, made of cast iron and hand-forged in Japan. Not usable as tools. Except for the hammer. Actually you could probably use any of them as hammers.

Bottle Opener with Cap Catcher

Bottle Opener with Cap Catcher
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Etsy user HandySam will handcraft you a wall mounted bottle opener with a finished oak plank and even equip it with your choice of vintage “cap catcher,” with plenty of options available.

Nano Watch Band Beer Opener

Nano Watch Band Beer Opener
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If you love the iPod Nano and drinking beer, the Richard Tracy Nano Watch Band Beer Openers are for you. You’ve got music, you can tell the time and you can open a drink – what more do you need?

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