Awesome Bottle Openers

For your private cantina. Unlike the famous smuggler ship, this one’s no piece of junk. It has a magnet on the back so you can dock it on your fridge, ready when you and your first mate need it.

A thin, lightweight bottle opener, designed to fit in your wallet alongside your credit cards. Thanks to its durable carbon fiber construction, you don’t have to resort to using your teeth anymore.

Thumbs up to the discreet, aerospace aluminum Keyshark bottle opener; the tiny, highly engineered tool is lightweight and can open all sorts of microbrews thanks to its shape. (Thanks Bob!)

Pardon his fingernails; Kenjo Prince is a working man. This beer-drinking barber invented the Old Familiar Comb Bottle Opener to promote his shop. Available as full or beard/mustache combs.

Pop a bottle and propose a drink with your loved ones with this functional accessory. It comes in its own leatherette gift box, but we think this belongs in a cooler packed with ice-cold booze.

On the surface, they remind us of our classic Ray-Bans, but JackHawk 9000 sunglasses conceal a secret in each of its durable titanium arms – a fully-functional bottle opener.

The Hermetus is a handy tool with complementary functions. One side is a bottle opener, while the other side has metal guides that can secure popped crowns and caps back into place.

There are lots of ways to open a bottle of beer, but you have to hand it to this guy for his ability to cleanly pop open a cold brew with just a bit more equipment than is necessary.

Mantis Knives’ compact Bottleneck has a modified tanto-edge stainless steel blade when opened. When closed, it’s a bottle opener. Needless to say, don’t drink and stab things at the same time.

You probably won’t be able to pry a door open with it, but you’ll easily pop some bottles with this Mini Halligan Bottle opener, a smaller version of the versatile tool used by firemen. (Thanks Andrew!)

Keep a hand free to hold a meal or another bottle with Kebo. Designed by Rush3, it’s a modern take on the one-handed bottle opener patented in the 1930s. It comes in a gift-ready keepsake tin.

Pop open a cold brew in second most manly way possible, with The Beer Tool. Each one starts out as a basic open-ended wrench, modified to perfectly open bottles, while looking good in your toolbox.

Keeps track of the number of bottles you’ve popped open. The display turns off after 15 seconds of inactivity, but don’t worry, the record of your binge drinking session is still stored in it.

We don’t want to motivate anyone to become the world’s no. 1 alcoholic, but we can’t think of a more appropriate prize for beer pong tourneys and speed drinking contests other than this opener.

How’s this for a card trick? Pop open a bottle a cold bottle of brew (or Coca-Cola) with Kikkerland’s wallet-sized stainless steel opener, which looks just like the best card in the deck.

Whip out the SwitchPop and no bottle in their right mind would dare mess with you. The opener whips right out of the switchblade-style handle. This dude would love a butterfly knife-style opener.

Bottle openers shaped like common tools, made of cast iron and hand-forged in Japan. Not usable as tools. Except for the hammer. Actually you could probably use any of them as hammers.

Etsy user HandySam will handcraft you a wall mounted bottle opener with a finished oak plank and even equip it with your choice of vintage “cap catcher,” with plenty of options available.

If you love the iPod Nano and drinking beer, the Richard Tracy Nano Watch Band Beer Openers are for you. You’ve got music, you can tell the time and you can open a drink – what more do you need?

File this under the “why didn’t we think of this?” By combining the pop-top with the bottle cap, designer Gonglue Jiang eliminates the need for bottle openers. Of course, there is always the twist-off.

You may not have a Swiss army knife, multi-tool or a keychain. But chances are, you need at least one key. Get one of these blanks from Makr to ensure you’re always ready to pop them bottles.

A bottle cap opener that collects caps in its body. It can store up to 30 caps at a time, and it has a removable base for easy disposal of caps. Less time for cleaning means more time for drinking.

You don’t need to be a geek to know how to pop open a cold one with Art Lebedev’s Ctrl+O bottle opener, although Windows users would appreciate the reference more than Mac fans.