Awesome Bottle Openers

Pop a cap off on your favorite beverage with MadeByAmmo’s stainless steel Bullet Bottle Opener. Bonus: you can carry this symbol of manliness around, since it doubles as a keychain.

It doesn’t get simpler than this. Actually, it could get simpler – the bottle opener has a magnet right where the bottle crown fits so it won’t drop after it’s popped off. Clever.

We can either treat it as a cheap way of cashing in on an aging franchise, or we can look at it as a lightsaber bottle opener. It’s modeled after Luke’s saber, but if you’re buying, you already knew that.

We can barely get a six-pack of brewskis open in 80 seconds, but this guy managed to pop open 200 individual bottles in that time. No bottles were broken, but he did spill just a little bit.

Cut straight to the chase and punch a hole through your bottle caps with the BottleBob punch. Best for soft drinks, but we won’t point and laugh if your drink your beer with a straw. Actually, we will.

Save your memories, then open a cold one with this clever USB flash drive that doubles as a handy bottle opener. Now if only you could remember where you put it after you drink yourself silly…

GP has an excellent review up of Craftsman’s Cap Wrench Bottle Opener; it’s basically a opener that acts as a fulcrum, albeit weighing a solid 0.64 lbs and made from solid steel.