Awesome Bottle Openers

Bottle Opener Tooth Implants

Bottle Opener Tooth Implants

Here’s how you warm up mankind to human augmentation. Salta Beer claims it replaced a lost tooth of three rugby players with a metal one that doubles as a bottle opener. We’d rather have it on our hands, but we guess this works too.

Beer & Friends Bottle Openers

Beer & Friends Bottle Openers
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Laser-cut stainless bottle openers feature images of whimsical animals, including the elusive beer, jackass, flying fox, the hawkward giraffe-hawk, and the adorable koala. Choose from wallet card, fridge magnet or drink coaster shapes.

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Decapitator Bottle Opener

Decapitator Bottle Opener

Corkcicle’s Decapitator makes it easy to remove bottle crowns and twist off caps. Just put it over a bottle and push down. The magnet inside holds the cap or crown for easy disposal.

How to Open Five Beers at Once

How to Open Five Beers at Once

There are numerous ways to open a bottle, but using a chainsaw isn’t one that we recommend. That didn’t stop this guy from opening not just one, but five bottles of beer using the dangerous power tool.

Chargerito

Chargerito

At about the size of a car key fob, the Chargerito is probably the smallest mobile device charger you can get. It also has a bottle opener. Available in microUSB and Lightning variants. The pre-order price is discounted by $20.

Owen & Fred Awesome Giveaway

Owen & Fred Awesome Giveaway

Owen & Fred are offering Awesomer readers a chance to win a grand prize worth over $400: a duffel bag and shaving kit, wallet, a kickass flask and a You Earned It bottle opener. Nine daily winners will win a bottle opener! (Ends 9/16/14).

Silo Mesh Card

Silo Mesh Card

The Mesh Card is a money clip made of titanium with a scratch-resistant coating. It can hold up to 8 cards or bills, which are secured by its removable silicone band. It also has a built-in bottle opener and a smartphone stand.

The Man Comb

The Man Comb

It’s not the first comb and bottle opener we’ve seen, but the Man Comb does have a stainless steel case. A magnetic catch keeps the comb in place whether it’s open or closed. Note: you don’t need a hipster beard to use a comb.

Skull Bottle Opener

Skull Bottle Opener
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While you might be tempted to pry open a bottle of beer with your teeth, it’s probably best left to the professionals. Let this cast iron, wall mount skull bottle opener do the work for you, and save yourself a visit to the dentist.

You Earned It Bottle Opener

You Earned It Bottle Opener
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You’ve been working your butt off, and now it’s time to kick back and relax. Pop open a cold brew with this hefty sand-blasted brass bottle opener from Owen & Fred that serves as a reminder that you earned every ounce.

Bottle Opener Pint Glass

Bottle Opener Pint Glass
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Despite bottle openers being everywhere these days, they’re still not always there when you need them. These pint glasses ensure you’ve always got one handy, since it’s built right into the base of the glass. Also opens twist-offs.

The Spencer Collection

The Spencer Collection

Brooklyn-based shop Design Unsanctioned pays homage to the borough’s architecture and history with this collection of accessories, which are made with brass and walnut – two materials that feature prominently in Brooklyn.

Brew Cutlery

Brew Cutlery

Invented by Kevin Newburg & Stephen Grinalds, Brew Cutlery is a three-piece set of stainless steel cutlery. The spoon, fork and knife each have a bottle opener on their handle, so you’ll never need to search for a bottle opener at mealtime.

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Close Shave Bottle Opener

Close Shave Bottle Opener
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Gama-Go’s clever bottle opener conceals itself as a folding straight razor, complete with wooden handle and sturdy metal “blade.” Just don’t try to shave with this thing unless you want to look like the Joker in The Dark Knight.

Frisbee Beer Opener

Frisbee Beer Opener

As we know, there are many ways to open a bottle of beer. However, we never thought of using a frisbee to do it until we saw this clip. Either that bottle had a really loose cap, or that’s one deadly frisbee.

…Like Clockwork USB Drive

…Like Clockwork USB Drive

Queens of the Stone Age is releasing their latest album on an 8GB flash drive that’s also a bottle opener. It also includes freebies like photos and music videos. They even made a cheesy infomercial starring SNL’s Fred Armisen.

DropCatch Bottle Opener

DropCatch Bottle Opener
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The DropCatch is a bottle opener that catches caps and crowns after you pop them off, thanks to a high-strength magnet hidden inside the solid walnut board. Available in two sizes.

Langley Churchkey

Langley Churchkey
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A bottle opener that harkens back to the design of the 20th century openers called churchkeys. Each unit is made from solid brass that’s been shaped, hammered, filed and stamped by hand.

Road Popper

Road Popper
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Made by Shapeways member Chromoly, the Road Popper is a bottle opener that fastens to the underside of a bicycle’s saddle. Each unit is 3D printed and can be made from different varieties of metal.

Critter Cutter

Critter Cutter
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This multi-tool’s reptilian form contributes to its function. Its stainless steel tail, curvy mouth and sharpened beak let this critter work as a bottle opener, box cutter and pry bar too. Its eyeball is perfect for a keychain too.

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OneKlip Bottle Opener

OneKlip Bottle Opener

A bottle opener that doubles as a money clip. It also has a magnet so you can leave it on your fridge door. You may not want to use it as an opener and a money clip at the same time though.

Rhino Multitool

Rhino Multitool
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This odd-looking multitool has a body inspired by a rhinoceros, and this tiny beast conceals inside of it three open-end wrenches, four screwdrivers, an ice scraper, surfboard waxer and a bottle opener.

Bottle Cap Launcher

Bottle Cap Launcher
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Spinning Hat’s Cap Zappa makes opening bottles fun by turning the cap you just popped off into a projectile. We’re not sure if you should still have it around when everyone’s already wasted though.

Army Man Bottle Opener

Army Man Bottle Opener
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Drop and give me a 40oz.! Grunt that in your best R. Lee Ermey voice as you pop open a brew with this die-cast metal army figure bottle opener. What kind of beer are you drinking? Aaarmy beer, sir!

BROpener

BROpener
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An aluminum bottle opener that you can stick on any vertical surface, thanks to its very strong double-sided adhesive. It also has a magnet that catches bottle crowns after you pop ’em off.

Bottle Grenade

Bottle Grenade
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Yes, we know it’s hard to get too excited about a bottle opener, but this is the opener to end all openers, crafted from aluminum, opening twist-off and pop-off bottle caps, and working as a multitool.

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