Awesome Star Wars

Artie Vierkant plays all 172 episodes of Voyager simultaneously at 14x speed, an act which will not only turn you into an instant Trekker but rip a hole in the space/time continuum.

A meteorite ring inscribed “May The 4th Be With You,” lightsaber-wielding bridesmaids: yup, another Star Wars wedding, this time with Han and Leia forming a Rebel Alliance.

We’ve died and gone to geek heaven: football and Star Wars fans will love this Good v Evil t-shirt; let’s the hope empire doesn’t strike back after Han makes the first 100 yard Kessel Run.

VBS.tv’s Itsy visits the New York Jedi Academy, learns to joust with lighsabers on Segways from a stage-trained fencer and gets chewed out by a butt-paddling, bearded Yoda.

We’d think twice about snoozing with this Darth Vader Alarm Clock, which features three sound effects, glowing red digits, audio jack input and force grip if you nap too long.

Available for preorder, this Star Wars Chess Set features 32 shiny silver and gold pewter renditions of Han, R2-D2, Darth; the board features a glass top etched with the Death Star.

Liked the Star Wars Organics tees? The Empire continues to celebrate Earth Day in style with this Nature Trooper t-shirt; it’s decked out with animals, minus those annoying Ewoks.

The Empire goes green with its Star Wars Organics tees; all across the galaxy, Jawas recycle, Rebels ride tauntauns to work and Vader force chokes anyone who starts wildfires.

We’d always wondered why the Empire’s AT-AT walkers seemed a bit arthritic: rubyred’s AT-AT Anatomy t-shirt gives us a rare glimpse at the bones inside the feared walker.

The same folks who brought us that Star Wars x Dallas mashup are back, this time with MacGyver; it’s basically one action sequence after another, making it downright fun in an 80s-tastic way.

Now available for preorder: LEGO Star Wars: The Visual Dictionary is filled with hundreds of photos of minifigs, spaceships, weapons, and even that drool-inducing Death Star.

A geektastic amount of sci-fi loot hits the auction block 4/30, including Blade Runner’s blaster, Terminator’s HK Tank, Wolverine’s claws, Darth Maul’s lightsaber and a Halo 3 rifle.

Stormtroopers are pretty poor shots, but they’re apparently pretty good at jamming out the Imperial March; this Rock Out, Rebel Scum! t-shirt is available at Teextile for only one more day.

Planet TR-57 is a new web series that recasts the classic band of misfits as LEGOs; the pilot episode above debuted on March 27 and should bring a smile to the faces of Star Wars fans.

NSFW, NS for ladies and definitely NS for anyone with a brain, Sexy Lightsaber Fight has little going for it other than two chicks losing their clothing, which for some is more than enough.

This timeline trailer for The Old Republic has us genuinely excited over the upcoming MMO; the Jedi Temple gets leveled, the Republic concedes, and the Sith control half the galaxy.

On display at Gallery1988 in Los Angeles, these acrylic paintings by Misha bring together two of geekdom’s most revered franchises: Super Mario Brothers and Star Wars.

We’re not sure how many of you even remember Dallas, but this video mixes the 80s oil baron soap opera’s intro with our favorite Star Wars characters; corny, but kinda cool.

Star Wars fans, welcome “home”: Home One is a 7 foot long LEGO reproduction of the Mon Calamari flagship; it’s built from 35,000 pieces and a chain of internal LED lights.

If you liked Zelda with tesla coils, you’re gonna love ArcAttack’s Imperial March rendition; some crazy mofo in a Faraday suit = Emperor going nuclear on Vader in SW: RotJ.

Frakking awesome: we’re digging the hot gradient line art on black stylings of this Space Junk! Tee, which is packed with references to Star Wars, Star Trek, 2001 and BSG.

This Star Wars vs. Battlestar Galactica battle is pure awesome, with Battlestars, Star Destroyers and fighters duking it out; be sure to read the resultant jargon-laced feud in the comments.

We never thought we’d see “AT-AT” and “cute” together in a sentence, but these pictures by Nick Drummond of “ATilla” show a softer side to the death-dealing Imperial walker.