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Space Battle T-shirt

Space Battle T-shirt
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Most patterns are best used as desktop wallpaper and website backgrounds, but we’d be happy to set our S-foils in attack position for this Star Wars-themed Space Battle tee.

LEGO: The Force Unleashed

LEGO: The Force Unleashed

Stop-motion LEGO isn’t new, but Fancy Pants Productions’ The Force Unleashed has the lightsaber duel down pat with everything from stormtroopers with bad aim to dramatic pauses.

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Star Wars Foosball Table

Star Wars Foosball Table

Give both the Light and Dark Sides of the Force a spin with this fully operational LEGO Star Wars Foosball Table; we prefer the Rebel minifigs, but we’re sure the Empire will strike back.

Taris: Star Wars: Old Republic

Taris: Star Wars: Old Republic

Former city-world Taris (destroyed in KOTOR) gets the spotlight in this Old Republic trailer; contested by the Republic and the Sith, the devs hint at it being an evolving MMO-wide event.

LEGO Droid Control Ship

LEGO Droid Control Ship

We’d just barely gotten over Crawler Town when this giant LEGO Droid Control Ship landed on our desk Naboo: the Technic-framed marvel took 30,000 pieces and two years to build.

Lightsaber USB Thumbdrive

Lightsaber USB Thumbdrive
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1 GB isn’t exactly cutting edge capacity, but these Lightsaber USB Thumbdrives will slice up unsuspecting Sith or Jedi: available in Luke and Vader colors, they light-up when plugged in.

36″ Star Destroyer SpecPlate

36″ Star Destroyer SpecPlate
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No Bothan spies were harmed in the acquisition of this Star Destroyer SpecPlate, as it’s only based on a christening plate; each measures 36″x17″ and is made out of 1/8″ aluminum.

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Star Wars Soap

Star Wars Soap
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Because even walking carpets need to stay clean: this Star Wars Soap is very likely unofficial, but SoapLane does a remarkable job duplicating the logo into a glycerin bar.

Super Shogun Stormtrooper

Super Shogun Stormtrooper
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At 24″ this Super Shogun Stormtrooper may be a little short for a life-sized one, but it’s super-sized for collectors; it features rotating wheels on the feet and a Rocket Punch firing fist.

Moon Wars T-shirt

Moon Wars T-shirt
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R2D2 phone home: E.T. apparently wasn’t the only extraterrestrial stranded on a strange world in this Moon Wars t-shirt, although we regret to inform him that that’s no moon.

Bristol Lightsaber Flashmob

Bristol Lightsaber Flashmob

100 Star Wars fans is a tiny Comic-Con at best, but this Bristol Lightsaber Flashmob makes up for it with sheer Force of will; it took place 2/13/2010 at a shopping mall in England.

R/C Millenium Falcon

R/C Millenium Falcon

The propeller doesn’t leave much room for smuggling Jedi, princesses, or droids, but Hasbro’s R/C Millenium Falcon is no piece of junk: it flies up to five minutes at a time. Thanks, Thorir!

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Star Wars AT-AT

Star Wars AT-AT
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Hasbro’s Star Wars AT-AT gets galactically sized; 24″ tall and 28″ long, it fits up to 20 figures inside and includes a zip-line, articulated legs, LED lights, sounds, and a pop-out speeder bike.

Star Wars Valentines

Star Wars Valentines

If you need a V-day card and are lucky enough to be married to a Jedi, James Stowe’s Star Wars Valentines are perfect for couples and friends alike; there are six cards, one per Episode.

Paternity T-shirt

Paternity T-shirt
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A battlestation mortgage, a fleet of Star Destroyers, and now this: this Paternity T-shirt depicts the last thing Vader needs, but at least he gets to change diapers with The Force.

Everybody Poops T-shirt

Everybody Poops T-shirt
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Because even Palpatine’s No. 1 needs to do a No. 2: FM’s Everybody Poops t-shirt reveals Vader’s real ultimate power in the universe, but we hope he does it in a galaxy far, far away.

Star Wars vs. Star Trek

Star Wars vs. Star Trek

Filmed in only 3 1/2 weeks over Christmas Break, Star Wars vs. Star Trek puts the ultimate fanboy debate to rest once and for all with an epic finale that’s literally a war of words.

Funny: Darth Bale

Funny: Darth Bale

NSFW: Christian Bale’s tirade is last year’s news, but it’s also relevant in a galaxy far, far away: a petulant Dark Side meets an equally petulant Dark Knight in Darth Bale. Thanks, Libby!

Timeline #6: Old Republic

Timeline #6: Old Republic

Star Wars: The Old Republic’s Timeline Series continues after a long pause, but this sixth episode was worth the wait: a massive Sith onslaught sends the Republic reeling on all fronts.

Death Star Wall Graphic

Death Star Wall Graphic
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That’s no moon…it’s a wall decal: the giant sticker purveyors at Fathead have created a (not) fully operational 4’2″ x 4’2″ Death Star Wall Graphic; small, one-man fighters not included.

Star Wars Opening Text

Star Wars Opening Text

If you thought a bigger Death Star explosion was all George Lucas added to the 1997 Star Wars Trilogy re-release, think again: his Opening Text edits read like a fanboy manifesto.

Saber Practice Bokken

Saber Practice Bokken
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Don’t want to pay for Hasbro’s Force FX lightsaber (or accidentally slice off a limb)? The Saber Practice Bokken is Padawan-perfect; it’s the same size as the Force FX but made out of wood.

USB Lightsaber Lamp

USB Lightsaber Lamp
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Always two there are, a lightsaber and a base: this 13.75″ USB Lightsaber Lamp not only lights up the Dark Side but detaches to do battle–when fully charged with The Force, of course.

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