Awesome Star Wars

Always two there are, a lightsaber and a base: this 13.75″ USB Lightsaber Lamp not only lights up the Dark Side but detaches to do battle–when fully charged with The Force, of course.

It’s one of Star Wars’ lesser-known ships, but we’d take this LEGO Nebulon-B Frigate over a Star Destroyer any day; it’s 4’6″ long and includes docking for X-Wings and the Millenium Falcon.

This Star Wars x A-Team video is a Mr. T-errific 80s mashup: other than swapping a mohawk for a walking carpet and a van for a Falcon, their respective galaxies aren’t that far, far away.

Outland Armour strikes back with Steampunk Star Wars, which debuted at Dragon Con 2009; top picks go to a WWI-styled Vader and an epically armored Boba Fett. (galleries: 1, 2).

Getting into Skywalker Ranch is cool enough, but this is no mere video: Philip Bloom gets invited by Rick McCallum and George Lucas to see how far he can push two Canon DSLRs.

I find your lack of funds disturbing: we wish it was Darth Vader and his storm troopers cleaning up the mess on Wall Street, but it’s actually Lucasfilm ringing NYSE’s opening bell 12/22/09.

Turn your house into a smoking crater with the adidas Originals x Death Star app; sure, it’s a viral site to promote their Star Wars-themed line, but seriously: it’s a frickin’ laser beam.

The galaxy’s only owner of two totaled battle stations gets his own 12″ figure: Emperor Palpatine is ready to lay the Sith smackdown whether standing or seated (throne not included).

Tom Scott’s Star Wars Weather Forecast gets climate prediction down to an Imperial science; enter any real-world city and you’ll get a forecast matched to a place far, far away.

Jedi mind tricks are the least of your worries with these Star Wars Poker Chips; Force Hold’em sounds fun until Vader literally makes you lose a hand or Force Crushes your neck.

Han may be off making the Kessel Run in 18 parsecs, but we’ll be content to loaf like Jabba in this Millenium Falcon Bed by Kayla Kromer; photos are by Heather Leah Kennedy.

Galactic history may have turned out differently had those Death Star plans gotten lost: this That’s No Spoon t-shirt may not be fully armed and operational, but it is multi-functional.

The voices of Vader and Yoda duel in Starkiller’s mind while he duels in real life in this debut trailer for The Force Unleashed II; his opponent makes a rancor look like a chihuahua.

History may have been different had Darth McCartney and his troopers been Storming Abbey Road instead of The Fab Four; Here Comes The Death Star and Darth Sidious’ Garden, anyone?

Check out the official pictures for the Star Wars x adidas apparel and footwear lines; part of its Spring/Summer 2010 collection, it’ll be available in January 2010 at adidas Originals stores.

The living dead strike back in this series of re-imagined Star Wars posters; created by Matt Bush for zombie theme week at StarWars.com, all six episodes get an infected makeover.

They’re a little short for a stormtrooper, but we’ve got a really good feeling about Joe Wight’s Super Chibi Star Wars drawings; it’s a full alphabet set including Ackbar, Yoda and Chewie.

Dubbed Rancho Obi-Wan, Stephen Sansweet’s collection gets a 568-page tour with Star Wars: 1,000 Collectibles; it’s actually a snapshot of his full stash, which numbers 75,000 items.

Join the sunny side, you will: the Lightblade Umbrella is ideal for keeping those pretty Jedi robes dry while locking lightsabers; it features a light-up handle with 3 LEDs. Thanks, Luke!

This is definitely the droid we’re looking for: this 1:6 scale R2-D2 Deluxe Statue has everything but battlestation plans with 8 accessories including a periscope, gripper, and utility saw.

Adidas Originals joins the Dark Side with a Star Wars collaboration due out Spring/Summer 2010; included are Vader, Stormtrooper, and Millenium Falcon-themed kicks and clothing.

I sense a disturbance in your signal: we have a bad feeling about this Darth Vader Wii Sensor Bar Holder, if only because he just might Force Choke us for one Wii Fit workout too many.

Tom Spina Designs’ Han Solo Carbonite Desk is perfect for crime and Sith Lords; the metal and fiberglass table sports a glass top, but you’ll need to supply your own flash-frozen smuggler.