Awesome Food

Another YouTuber offers double the unnecessary excitement and double the fat and calories in this, the latest Internet meme collision. The video is doublicious… all the way.

Want to chew on an icy kiwi-strawberry popsicle but too lazy to leave your air conditioned house? The Zoku Quick Pop Maker makes up to 9 delicious frozen treats in about 7 minutes, without electricity.

Go to McDonald’s at around 10:35 in the morning. Buy an Egg McMuffin and a McDouble, then take the bacon and egg from the McMuffin and put it on the McDouble. Boom! Super sandwich.

Just the concept of a portable screwdriver wrench opener multi-tool that’s also a spork has us grinning from ear-to-ear. And now, you can actually buy one, thanks to the guys at CRKT.

The Swedish Chef shows us precisely what happens when you leave the popcorn in the microwave for too long. And now we can’t get that Hot Butter’s infectious Popcorn song out of our heads.

Before we even get to the all-natural ingredients in Sir Kensington’s Ketchup, we’re drawn in by the bespectacled purveyor of tomato-ey goodness adorning the gourmet condiment’s label.

Tires of the same old boring waffle shapes? The Lolly Waffle maker makes 4 golden, delicious freshly baked waffles on a stick in about a minute. Only costs a grand. You’re welcome. (Thanks Gus!)

YouTube member Simone spotted this American “ethnic food” section at a gourmet grocery store in Berlin, filled with big packs of mass produced edibles and condiments. Where’s the KFC?!

Cured to perfection in graveyards, this zombie jerky has a sickly greenish-blue hue. It’s made in Japan, but might be a hit Russia as well – because in Russia, you eat zombies. Are we right or what?

Just in time for your arteries to unclog from KFC’s Double Down, Friendly’s has outed this insanity – a cheeseburger stacked inside two grilled cheese sandwiches. At least it’s not deep fried – yet.

We’re getting hungry just watching this short animated stop-motion flick by Brooklyn animator Lori Samsel. The entire animation was made from Japanese rice crackers. Crunchy and delicious!

Anti-Theft Lunch Bags have mold-like marks, protecting your food by making it unattractive to would-be pilferers. They’re sold out right now, but you can still place a reservation.

We’re enjoying Here Design’s packaging on these potato chip bags from the Hairy Bikers, and are also intrigued by their alluring flavor combos like prosciutto-blue cheese and lemon-olive tagine.

The Tortilla Lime + Salt bar from Komforte Chockolates balances a difficult combo of tangy lime, small tortilla chips bits and a base of rich milk chocolate, all nicely punctuated by a hit of salt.

Load the Marshmallow Mforcer with mini marshmallows, pump it to load the tank with air and watch the sugary goodness rapid fire into your Cheerios. Bonus: cloud of starch with each mallow fired.

Got fond childhood memories of gobbling crayons? The edible crayons from Luxirare have flavors based on food colors; e.g., white ones made from melted marshmallow, sesame seeds, and nuts.

Loved the idea of the bacon caffeine maple lollies? Start your week off right with some bourbon or absinthe ones from our friends at Lollyphile; use discount code “AWESOMER” for 20% off all orders!

The neatest thing since sliced bread? British artist Lennie Payne converts tasty carbs into intriguing toast art by blow torching, scraping to achieve different shades, lacquering and soaking in resin.

The unicorns of Radiant Farms are regularly massaged with Guinness and fed nothing but the best candy corn to make sure that their meat becomes more sparkly. Taste magic in every bite.

This space-saving wall mount barbecue from Focus has a folding steel firebowl, offers a range of cooking heights, is easy to mount and can be used several times without having to empty out the ash.

The only bean-to-bar chocolate maker in NYC, Rick and Michael Mast handcraft all of the chocolate in their store, using unique processes and custom machines. Plus, they’ve got cool beards.

Too lazy to get in the car and head to the local Krispy Kreme? Loosen your belt and get one of these insane machines instead: they crank out 1200-2400 fat-filled mini-donuts per hour.

Other than the fact that this is a waste of perfectly good cupcakes, this slo-mo video of people being pelted with the delicious pastries from a double-barreled pneumatic cannon is sheer awesomeness.