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Meat Salad

Meat Salad

“Oh, I’ll just have a salad” takes on a new meaning thanks to EpicMealTime; their superhealthy ingredients include cow lettuce, spicy pepperoni carrots, pork croutons and creamy beer dressing.

Colossal Cupcakes

Colossal Cupcakes
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Those of us with hearty appetites should take note of the Colossal Cupcake from Crumbs Bake Shop; an impressive 6 1/2″ tall, it’ll feed you and 6 other friends, if you’re feeling generous. (Thanks Laura!)

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Epic Egg Roll

Epic Egg Roll

The guys at EpicMealTime are up to no good again, clogging arteries and damaging young minds. This time, they’ve cooked up a giant egg roll, weighing in at over 6000 calories. Stick around for dessert.

Pizza Dough Acrobat

Pizza Dough Acrobat

We thought surfing for cat videos was a skill. Turns out that in order to list something on your resume, it needs to be a bit more impressive. So here goes… Ninio Coniglio – Pizza Dough Acrobat.

Slaughterhouse Christmas Special

Slaughterhouse Christmas Special

This Slaughterhouse Christmas Special from EpicMealTime showcases some spectaular eating – a Gingerbread house minus the ginger plus lots and lots of meat. By spectacular we don’t mean good.

Star Wars Dark Side Coffee

Star Wars Dark Side Coffee
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ThinkGeek’s exclusive gourmet whole bean coffee, hand roasted by Stormtroopers, is perfect for Dark Lords of the Sith, or friends who enjoy spicy undertones with smoky, dark-roasted complexity.

Deep Fried Gnocchi

Deep Fried Gnocchi

Chef Steve demonstrates how to make a new junk food delicacy – buffalo fried gnocchi. If you want to make some, just be prepared for super-heated potato projectiles whizzing around your kitchen.

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Corona-Matic Waffle Maker

Corona-Matic Waffle Maker

Ok, it isn’t new, and at best it’s still a prototype, but still we must give a tip of the hat to Chris Dimino and the way he repurposed a Corona typewriter into a jumbo waffle maker. Because it rules.

Cold Drinks

Cold Drinks

After you’ve served some chili with cheese, you need to have some cold drinks to wash it down, right? Enjoy this catchy Wendy’s training video to show you how to serve ’em properly.

The Breakfast Fortress

The Breakfast Fortress

Now that they’re done gobbling down their TurBaconEpic Thanksgiving meal, these guys are ready for some breakfast. Behold the Breakfast Fortress, loaded with bacon, beer and Jack Daniels.

TurBaconEpic Thanksgiving

TurBaconEpic Thanksgiving

That turkey might be not be fully cooked just yet, so until it’s ready please enjoy these epicurean delights from Epic Meal Time. Bonus: looking at this may help you avoid overeating. (Thanks Ugo!)

Cupcake Customizer

Cupcake Customizer
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Create the cupcake of your wildest dreams thanks to Baked by Melissa’s cupcake customizer. You’ll need to order at least 300 of the tasty cakes if you want some, but you’re hungry, right?

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Chocomize Chocolates

Chocomize Chocolates

Stumped about what to give your loved ones this Holiday season? Why not design a custom chocolate? Head straight for the “Other” ingredients for really one-of-a-kind results. Yes, there’s bacon.

Adult Chocolate Milk

Adult Chocolate Milk

Break out the curly straws, cookies and shot glasses for Adult Chocolate Milk, with real cream and rich chocolatey taste, but with a very grown-up bonus: a 40 proof alcohol enhancement.

Kill Bill Birthday Cake

Kill Bill Birthday Cake

Check out Barbarann Garrard’s too cool Kill Bill-inspired cake, with bride and bullet bottom, crazy 88’s in the middle and Beatrice’s O-Ren Ishii fighting suit on top. Bonus: edible Death List Five.

Thanksgiving Turkey Cake

Thanksgiving Turkey Cake

Want to get your entire Thanksgiving meal over with in a single course? Look no further than chow’s turkey cake, layered with sausage stuffing, cranberries, mashed and sweet potato “frosting.”

Jones Bacon Soda

Jones Bacon Soda
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Two of our favorite things – cured pork and fizzy water – in one tasty (?) concoction. The Jones Bacon Soda Holiday Pack includes two bottles of bacon soda plus other bacon-infused items.

Spoonachos

Spoonachos

We’ve seen scoop shaped tortilla chips that help you get more salsa on the chip, but this spoon-shaped corn chip concept by Denis Bostandzic is brilliant. Frito-Lay, you’d better get on it now.

Salt and Pepper Mills

Salt and Pepper Mills
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Grinding never looked so good in the kitchen until now, thanks to these strikingly and sturdy salt and pepper mills from Vipp, made of a combination of aluminum, stainless steel, and matte rubber.

World’s Largest Gummy Worm

World’s Largest Gummy Worm
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This sugary-sweet gummy creation measures 26 inches-long, weighs 3 pounds and clocks in at about 4,000 calories. Perfect for a giant chocolate pudding and Oreo dirt cake. Here’s the Oreo.

Worst Pizza Ever

Worst Pizza Ever

What possessed these dudes to cover a pizza crust with the most delicious repugnant fast food items and then actually eat it remains a mystery; then again, we’re wondering what’s for dinner tonight.

Ballpark Gum

Ballpark Gum
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Experience the taste of stadium fine dining wherever you are with Ballpark Gum. The gumballs cover the holy trinity of ballpark food – peanuts, hot dog and beer. Hot dog gum. Yum.

A Healthy Meal

A Healthy Meal

Ready to clog your arteries with deliciousness? Try out this recipe for a twice-battered, deep-fried chicken and waffle sandwich from FreezerBurns. Just one question: where’s the bacon?

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