Awesome Food

Experience the taste of stadium fine dining wherever you are with Ballpark Gum. The gumballs cover the holy trinity of ballpark food – peanuts, hot dog and beer. Hot dog gum. Yum.

Ready to clog your arteries with deliciousness? Try out this recipe for a twice-battered, deep-fried chicken and waffle sandwich from FreezerBurns. Just one question: where’s the bacon?

ThinkGeek’s Gummy Brain candy comes with delicious strawberry-flavored brain parts. Bonus: a small vial of cherry flavored liquid candy (aka candy blood) is included with each horrific brain.

We know this mammoth Oreo cookie has been floating around for 4 years, but on the web, everything old is new again. Should we start with the creamy vanilla filling or bite it all at once?

Artist John Riepenhoff says his giant pizza topped with mini pizzas is “meant to address the ontology of the social as material in art.” Yeah, whatever. Get it on the Pizza Hut menu, John.

Conan O’Brien answers Facebook fan questions. This Q&A is all about sandwiches, and how to make his favorite sammie, dubbed “The Conan.” We’re surprised KFC hasn’t started making these yet.

The ultimate pizza cutter is full of win. The perfect blend of geekiness and utility, the stainless steel Starship Enterprise pizza wheel will get you through your pepperoni and cheese at warp speed.

Live out your childhood fantasy, eating only the best part of cereal, the sweet, crunchy, colorful “marshmallows” found in faves like Lucky Charms. Pimp out your All Bran, or eat ’em from the bag.

The recipe for these “ridiculously delicious” and “easy for the kids to make” homemade cherry Pop Tarts on a stick is available online, so ditch that crummy one you got at the store and get crackin’.

We dig these samurai chopsticks, partly because they’re modeled after the weapons of actual samurai, and partly because they’re functional and won’t cut your tongue like a real sword.

The guys at Jamba Juice don’t really care for the fact that McDonald’s has gotten into the smoothie business, so they’ve decided to take a jab back with this funny – and disgusting fake ad.

After numerous self-scalding attempts to create fried pillows filled with beer, thanks to the miracle of science, Mark Zable has produced a single bite of pretzel dough packed with golden brew.

Sing along, everyone! This corporate training video from Wendy’s is one of the catchier tunes we’ve heard in a while. Remember: Cookies should be whole, never broken or cracked!

At $69, Serendipity 3’s Foot-Long Haute Dog is the world’s most expensive hot dog, grilled in white truffle oil, topped with foie gras, black truffles and caramelized onions, and placed in a pretzel bun.

Buzzin’ makes us feel good! Charge your personal proton packs with these handmade Ghostbusters marshmallows, each loaded with 100mg of caffeine. Not sure if they fit in the Mforcer, though.

Chinese artist Ju Duoqi likes to play with her food, recreating classic paintings using precisely diced and sliced veggies. With such knife skills, she’s our write-in nominee for Top Chef.

The Bespoke BBQ Company has created the God-grilla, the world’s largest BBQ. The 16′ long beast can simultaneously cook 1,000 sausages, 500 burgers or 7 whole lambs on 14 bags of coal.

Hu-tah! We’re totally digging on this set of 3 stealthy shinobi warrior cookie cutters. Adding swords, nunchaku, or shuriken stars with icing and toothpicks equals a sell out at the next bake sale.

The BK Lounge is trying to kill us, for just $12.99, with their New York Pizza Burger: a 9 1/2″ wide “burger” made with 4 Whopper patties topped with pepperoni, mozzarella, marinara, and pesto sauce.

Make dessert more grown-up with Cream, a 30 proof alcohol-infused whipped cream in 6 tasty flavors. We know it would taste great in coffee, so why are we picturing bikinis made of this stuff?

Who says portraits need to be done with paints or drawn with charcoal? Assuming that orange is your color, Cheetos or Cheez Doodles should do the trick. At least that’s how the Eclectic Asylum rolls.

A website dedicated to hilarious, vulgar and awe-inspiring culinary experiments. Marvel at the meat tank, the chocolate dipped bacon, the pizza-in-a-burger, the pizzas-in-a-pizza and more.

5 layers of fried chicken skin, American cheese and bacon, slapped on a bun. The Skinwich appears to be a hoax, but it’s only a matter of time before KFC finds a new way to fatten us up for the kill.