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Caffeine: Black Blood of the Earth

Caffeine: Black Blood of the Earth

This engineered coffee from Funranium Labs is “super-caffeinated”. Currently available only for “direct hand-off” in the SF Bay area, they’re working on a way to ship this stuff soon.

ChemKeg Dominator

ChemKeg Dominator

Created by a former South Pole cryogenics tech, Funrainium’s ChemKeg Dominator is precision drinking at its finest: with a volume of 4.3L, it’s actually a dewar–a scientific grade Thermos.

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1001 Beers (Book)

1001 Beers (Book)

Some aspire to climb Mt. Everest or make a million bucks, but the 960-page 1001 Beers You Must Taste Before You Die is an aspiration that’s practical, rewarding, and frothy.

Drinking Roulette Set

Drinking Roulette Set

Kill two vices with one stone (or spin) with the Drinking Roulette Set; it includes 16 shot glasses and two beads, with each cup matching to a corresponding red or black slot on the wheel.

Warhammer: AoR Beer Steins

Warhammer: AoR Beer Steins

If there’s one thing that the forces of Order and Chaos can agree on, it’s beer: these Warhammer Beer Steins are made out of fine-grain stoneware and are available 4/30/10.

Big Screw Bottle Opener

Big Screw Bottle Opener

Its name is nearly as “twisted” as its function: the Big Screw Bottle Opener is a hybrid beer and wine bottle opener made with solid aluminum that attaches to your keychain.

Big Bad-Ass Book of Shots

Big Bad-Ass Book of Shots

It’s been around since 2004, but hat tip to CM for this gem: the Big Bad-Ass Book of Shots is crammed with over 1,400 recipes and 706 pages of shots, shooters, and slammers.

DIY: Drink Making Unit

DIY: Drink Making Unit

Yes, EMSL’s Drink Making Unit is made with breast pumps, but it’s all in the name of affordable DIY; it’s able to make three-part drinks and display data via an 8×8 RGB LED matrix.

Screwed By Wall Street

Screwed By Wall Street

We could think of more appropriate gifts for fat cat bankers, but this Screwed by Wall Street is perfect for the man who has everything–thanks to Main Street, who now has nothing.

Markham Console Bar

Markham Console Bar

The Markham Console Bar’s weathered pine trestle base makes it a solid man cave choice; it features a recessed bottle trough, hidden tool drawer, and cast-iron towel bar and bottle opener.

Brain Freeze Ice Cube Tray

Brain Freeze Ice Cube Tray

If you’ve got zombies clawing at your door, go out in style with a Brain Freeze Ice Cube Tray; the four frigid brains it makes may not be to their taste, but at least they’ll like the limb and tonic.

1860s Genuine American Vodka

1860s Genuine American Vodka

The Old West-style leather label isn’t just for looks; 1860s Genuine American Vodka is made in Wisconsin with 100% American grain that’s distilled five times and filtered with Mesquite charcoal.

Book: The Naked Pint

Book: The Naked Pint

The Naked Pint bares all for brew lovers and also serves as Beer 101 for novices; it covers everything from beer science and misconceptions to food pairings and home brewing.

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Beer: Tactical Nuclear Penguin

Beer: Tactical Nuclear Penguin

BrewDog’s Tactical Nuclear Penguin beer will either have you up in arms or under the table: at 32% alcohol, this Scottish double cask matured stout is almost as strong as whisky.

Knuckle Duster Corkscrew

Knuckle Duster Corkscrew

Make wine and war with the Knuckle Duster Corkscrew; it boasts a chrome-plated, brass knuckles-style handle, perfect for letting loose your grapes of wrath on stubborn corks.

Review: Bulldog Gin

Review: Bulldog Gin

Recently scoring an A at Drinkhacker, Bulldog Gin is quadruple distilled and made in London; it’s smooth and easy to drink with delicate hints of lemon, lavender, and licorice.

Louis XIII Rare Cask

Louis XIII Rare Cask

A blend of 1,200 brandies aged between 40 to 100 years in a single cask, the Louis XIII Rare Cask is an ultra-premium bottling; it’ll come in a palladium-dressed black crystal decanter.

Top Gear Bottle Opener

Top Gear Bottle Opener

Pry open your brewskies with panache with the Top Gear Bottle Opener: it’s a bolt-like, stand-up chromed brass tool that can rip off caps rapidly either by hooking, pushing, or pulling.

Kraken Black Spiced Rum

Kraken Black Spiced Rum

Kraken Black Spiced Rum is as opaque as the ink from its namesake, but this spicy 94 proof drink will put hair on your peg leg and is good both alone and as a mixer; review here.

Bloody Brain Shooters

Bloody Brain Shooters

We hope you have no issues with neural tissue: despite all appearances, these Bloody Brain Shooters are quite drinkable and involve curdling Irish Cream in lime juice and vodka.

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1800 Tequila Artists 2009

1800 Tequila Artists 2009

1800 Tequila continues its Essential Artists series for 2009; 12 new bottles join the mix, including grand prize winner StevOramA and Shepard Fairey’s Studio Number One.

Dalmore Sirius Single Malt

Dalmore Sirius Single Malt

Limited to 12 decanters, Dalmore’s Sirius Single Malt is a 1951 vintage Scotch whisky available at World Duty Free stores; it’s from a single cask and bottled with a cask strength of 45%.

Boss Monster Zinfandel

Boss Monster Zinfandel

Proof that bosses not only crush player’s dreams, but Sonoma grapes: Boss Monster is a 2007 Zinfandel made by Woot Cellars; it’s available in a six-pack, but only until the end of the week.

Fossiliced Ice Cubes

Fossiliced Ice Cubes

Make no bones about it: Fred’s Fossiliced ice cube trays are more Ice Age than Jurassic Park, but we’re chill with the idea of serving up Triceratops tonics and T-Rex tequilas.

The Craigerator

The Craigerator

Craig Jones turns fridges into hot rods that serve ice-cold brewskies: his Craigerators come in multiple varieties, but our favorite sports an iPod dock with built-in beer tap.

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