Drinks

Break out the curly straws, cookies and shot glasses for Adult Chocolate Milk, with real cream and rich chocolatey taste, but with a very grown-up bonus: a 40 proof alcohol enhancement.

You may have seen Avion if you watch Entourage. Well it’s a real thing, ’cause we’ve tasted it. Perfect in a tequila sunrise, a red dawn, or straight up, we quite enjoyed its silky smooth finish.

This commercial for the tasty Belgian brew features everything you want in a Wes Anderson/Roman Coppola flick – symmetry, color, whimsy and an uncomfortable chuckle or two.

Spotted in Bangkok’s Chatuchak Market, this guy really knows how to make a pot of tea. Not only are we perplexed by the fluid-dynamics, we’re convinced he’s on rollerskates. (Thanks, Ugo!)

Ready to get your drink on? Next time you’re ready do do shots, show up wearing this bandolier, which conveniently holds 36 individual one-ounce shot glasses, complete with locking caps.

We’ve all seen bartenders pour a bunch of drinks from a single shaker. Big whup. But we’ve never seen 9 completely separate cocktails, each in a different color, in a single pour.

Looking for something besides today’s fou-fou martinis to pipe down your manly gullet? This guide offers recipes for 60+ old-school cocktails, plus pics and quotes from the old men who drink them.

This Bulgarian triple-distilled vodka contains an insane 88% alcohol (176-proof). It’s sure to put hair on your chest whether you want it or not. The label even says “handle with care.” Please do.

The guys at Jamba Juice don’t really care for the fact that McDonald’s has gotten into the smoothie business, so they’ve decided to take a jab back with this funny – and disgusting fake ad.

Assuming you like Heineken, this desktop kegerator could be your new best friend. It keeps your beer perfectly chilled, and dispenses easily from Heine’s pressurized 5-liter mini kegs.

In celebration of the 160th birthday of the venerable Tennessee whiskey maker, Jack Daniel’s presents this limited-edition black bottle of Old No. 7. Hmmm, should we look at it or start sipping?

Next time you head out to a party, bring your private stash of the good stuff in one of these disposable flasks. Made of flexible mylar, sneak in a couple inconspicuously in your pants.

We can barely get a six-pack of brewskis open in 80 seconds, but this guy managed to pop open 200 individual bottles in that time. No bottles were broken, but he did spill just a little bit.

If you’re looking for something calming to wash down that can of Pepsi Strong Shot, you might want to try a bottle of this yogurt-flavored oddity which turned up a while back on shelves in Japan.

Carry 6 ounces of delicious, uplifting, good old liquor in this stainless steel flask, laser-engraved with the Booze Time graphic from the hilarious comic strip Married to the Sea.(Language NSFW)

Cut straight to the chase and punch a hole through your bottle caps with the BottleBob punch. Best for soft drinks, but we won’t point and laugh if your drink your beer with a straw. Actually, we will.

Dutch brewer Koelschip has rolled out this new brew with an unreal 60% alcohol content, aka 120 proof. Start the Future sells for $45 for a 1/3rd liter, and is meant to be sipped like a fine spirit.

The Way We See the World has created edible drinking glasses from the seaweed extract agar-agar in unusually tasty flavor combinations, like lemon-basil, ginger-mint and rosemary-beet.

Clear the area and let us drink our favorite beverages in this handsome little Master Shake Ceramic Cup, which includes no handles and a pink straw for accuracy, as well as manly charisma.

A handy way to sneak in a variety of drinks. Just slip it on your ankle and cover it with your pants. Only one problem – it can only carry liquor in mini bottles, and it doesn’t come with mini bottles.

The latest in the everything tastes better with bacon craze, Boca Java’s Maple Bacon Morning coffee smells just like a complete cooked breakfast, but with none of the messy pans.

The Drinkhacker guys tell us The Glenrothes limited-release single-malt whiskey has a heavy coconut nose, along with banana and other tropical flavors in the body, and is easy to drink. Yum.

These prints aren’t works by the latest abstract artist. You’re looking at microscopic images of alcoholic beverages from BevShots. Tequila, beer and cocktails all could be hung on a gallery wall.

Vodka maker Smirnoff is rolling out this limited-edition triple-distilled batch, packaged in an vibrant bottle in collaboration with French electro-DJ Vitalic. As long as it gives us a good buzz, we’re good.

If you’re a serious espresso connoisseur, the Mirage Veloce could make the ultimate cup. Each one of these formidable, industrial-strength coffee makers is custom made, and brews only the best.