THE BEST Drinks

Powerthirst

Powerthirst

(NSFW for one f-bomb) Check out all the gratuitous amounts of energy you’ll have after drinking Powerthirst – enough to punch wild cats in the face. Bonus: buy it on their website. (Thanks Kelley!)

Ron de Jeremy Rum

Ron de Jeremy Rum

An “exceptionally well-balanced 7-year old rum”, Ron de Jeremy was made by the legendary Master Distiller, 72-year old Francisco “Don Pancho” Fernandez. You had us at Ron de Jeremy.

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Bar Keep/Bar Code Bitters

Bar Keep/Bar Code Bitters

Create a cocktail masterpiece with these organic aromatic bitters made with flavors like caramelized apple, lavender spice and Swedish herbs. Stumped on what to do with ’em? Here’s some recipes.

Brooklyn Black Ops Beer

Brooklyn Black Ops Beer

We don’t buy beer based solely on the label, but without a single sip touching our lips, we’re sold on this limited edition Russian stout. Only 1000 cases brewed, so legwork is required if you want some.

Drinko Shot Game

Drinko Shot Game

At last, our daydream of TPIR and booze come together in Drinko. This game includes 6 shot glasses, chips, playing board and instructions, but we don’t think you’ll need them. (Thanks Danna!)

Casa Dragones Sipping Tequila

Casa Dragones Sipping Tequila

Casa Dragones’ 100% Blue Agave Joven Tequila is handmade in small batches, gently balancing platinum tequila with a hint of extra anejo; comes in a handcrafted crystal decanter. (Thanks Jim!)

Scotch Malt Whisky Society

Scotch Malt Whisky Society

An annual membership to the Scotch Malt Whisky Society gets you access to limited edition bottles from 120 distilleries, four testers of single malt scotch, and other goodies. Renewals just $60/yr.

Defrosty the Snowman

Defrosty the Snowman

Planning a winter vacation on a tropical beach somewhere? Drop these ice cubes in your glass in tribute to the suckers back at home. Set comes with 6 eyes made out of coal and 3 carrot noses.

Sake Bomb Set

Sake Bomb Set

Take the edge off the day with a shot of good sake. Drink up in style with the Sake Bomb set by Alexander Purcell, who describes it as combo of “a Fugu Fish… and a WWII sea mine.”

Rube Goldberg Beer Machine

Rube Goldberg Beer Machine

There’s more than one way to brew beer, as is evidenced by this insanely complicated Rube Goldberg contraption from Trumer Pils which goes to great lengths to produce a cold pint.

Adult Chocolate Milk

Adult Chocolate Milk

Break out the curly straws, cookies and shot glasses for Adult Chocolate Milk, with real cream and rich chocolatey taste, but with a very grown-up bonus: a 40 proof alcohol enhancement.

Tequila Avion

Tequila Avion

You may have seen Avion if you watch Entourage. Well it’s a real thing, ’cause we’ve tasted it. Perfect in a tequila sunrise, a red dawn, or straight up, we quite enjoyed its silky smooth finish.

Thai Tea: Matrix-Style

Thai Tea: Matrix-Style

Spotted in Bangkok’s Chatuchak Market, this guy really knows how to make a pot of tea. Not only are we perplexed by the fluid-dynamics, we’re convinced he’s on rollerskates. (Thanks, Ugo!)

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36-Shot (Glass) Bandolier

36-Shot (Glass) Bandolier

Ready to get your drink on? Next time you’re ready do do shots, show up wearing this bandolier, which conveniently holds 36 individual one-ounce shot glasses, complete with locking caps.

Nine Cocktails, One Shaker

Nine Cocktails, One Shaker

We’ve all seen bartenders pour a bunch of drinks from a single shaker. Big whup. But we’ve never seen 9 completely separate cocktails, each in a different color, in a single pour.

Old Man Drinks

Old Man Drinks

Looking for something besides today’s fou-fou martinis to pipe down your manly gullet? This guide offers recipes for 60+ old-school cocktails, plus pics and quotes from the old men who drink them.

Balkan 176° Vodka

Balkan 176° Vodka

This Bulgarian triple-distilled vodka contains an insane 88% alcohol (176-proof). It’s sure to put hair on your chest whether you want it or not. The label even says “handle with care.” Please do.

Cheeseburger Chill Smoothie

Cheeseburger Chill Smoothie

The guys at Jamba Juice don’t really care for the fact that McDonald’s has gotten into the smoothie business, so they’ve decided to take a jab back with this funny – and disgusting fake ad.

EdgeStar Mini Keg Dispenser

EdgeStar Mini Keg Dispenser

Assuming you like Heineken, this desktop kegerator could be your new best friend. It keeps your beer perfectly chilled, and dispenses easily from Heine’s pressurized 5-liter mini kegs.

Jack Daniel’s Black Bottle

Jack Daniel’s Black Bottle

In celebration of the 160th birthday of the venerable Tennessee whiskey maker, Jack Daniel’s presents this limited-edition black bottle of Old No. 7. Hmmm, should we look at it or start sipping?

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Undercover Flasks

Undercover Flasks

Next time you head out to a party, bring your private stash of the good stuff in one of these disposable flasks. Made of flexible mylar, sneak in a couple inconspicuously in your pants.

Orange & Cheese Juice

Orange & Cheese Juice

Cheese goes great with lots of things, but we’re not so sure about Tropicana Japan’s “Orange With Rare Cheese” Flavor, which apparently is meant to taste like orange cheesecake. No thanks.

200 Beers, 80 Seconds

200 Beers, 80 Seconds

We can barely get a six-pack of brewskis open in 80 seconds, but this guy managed to pop open 200 individual bottles in that time. No bottles were broken, but he did spill just a little bit.

Pepsi White

Pepsi White

If you’re looking for something calming to wash down that can of Pepsi Strong Shot, you might want to try a bottle of this yogurt-flavored oddity which turned up a while back on shelves in Japan.

MTTS Booze Flask

MTTS Booze Flask

Carry 6 ounces of delicious, uplifting, good old liquor in this stainless steel flask, laser-engraved with the Booze Time graphic from the hilarious comic strip Married to the Sea.(Language NSFW)

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