Drinks

The first whiskey distillery to open in New York City since prohibition, Kings County Distillery makes old fashioned corn whiskey moonshine in Brooklyn. Minimal packaging befits its smooth, potent kick.

Fill this Krylon-inspired stainless shaker with your favorite cocktail recipe and some ice cubes, put the cap on, then shake to replicate the sound of a fresh spray can full of paint. Delicious, boozy paint.

Packaged in bold, environmentally-responsible Tetra Paks, Y+B creates 100% organic wines using hand-picked grapes harvested from Spain, Chile and Argentina. Cartons sell for about $12 each.

Handmade in a copper still, these small-batch jars are infused with fruit flavors like apple pie, cherry and strawberry, and based on bootlegger Junior Johnson’s potent, but smooth moonshine recipe.

The natural citrus, vanilla and spice flavor profiles in this 4-year aged rum create a bold and dynamic drink. Great in tropical drinks, it stands up in a glass with a couple of ice cubes, a rarity for rum.

(NSFW for one f-bomb) Check out all the gratuitous amounts of energy you’ll have after drinking Powerthirst – enough to punch wild cats in the face. Bonus: buy it on their website. (Thanks Kelley!)

We’re not quite sure what Daft Punk really has to do with Coca-Cola, but we still love these cool metallic bottles, which are headed to a select group of trendy French clubs, and over at Colette this March.

An “exceptionally well-balanced 7-year old rum”, Ron de Jeremy was made by the legendary Master Distiller, 72-year old Francisco “Don Pancho” Fernandez. You had us at Ron de Jeremy.

Create a cocktail masterpiece with these organic aromatic bitters made with flavors like caramelized apple, lavender spice and Swedish herbs. Stumped on what to do with ’em? Here’s some recipes.

We don’t buy beer based solely on the label, but without a single sip touching our lips, we’re sold on this limited edition Russian stout. Only 1000 cases brewed, so legwork is required if you want some.

At last, our daydream of TPIR and booze come together in Drinko. This game includes 6 shot glasses, chips, playing board and instructions, but we don’t think you’ll need them. (Thanks Danna!)

Casa Dragones’ 100% Blue Agave Joven Tequila is handmade in small batches, gently balancing platinum tequila with a hint of extra anejo; comes in a handcrafted crystal decanter. (Thanks Jim!)

Planning a winter vacation on a tropical beach somewhere? Drop these ice cubes in your glass in tribute to the suckers back at home. Set comes with 6 eyes made out of coal and 3 carrot noses.

Take the edge off the day with a shot of good sake. Drink up in style with the Sake Bomb set by Alexander Purcell, who describes it as combo of “a Fugu Fish… and a WWII sea mine.”

There’s more than one way to brew beer, as is evidenced by this insanely complicated Rube Goldberg contraption from Trumer Pils which goes to great lengths to produce a cold pint.

Break out the curly straws, cookies and shot glasses for Adult Chocolate Milk, with real cream and rich chocolatey taste, but with a very grown-up bonus: a 40 proof alcohol enhancement.

You may have seen Avion if you watch Entourage. Well it’s a real thing, ’cause we’ve tasted it. Perfect in a tequila sunrise, a red dawn, or straight up, we quite enjoyed its silky smooth finish.

This commercial for the tasty Belgian brew features everything you want in a Wes Anderson/Roman Coppola flick – symmetry, color, whimsy and an uncomfortable chuckle or two.

Spotted in Bangkok’s Chatuchak Market, this guy really knows how to make a pot of tea. Not only are we perplexed by the fluid-dynamics, we’re convinced he’s on rollerskates. (Thanks, Ugo!)

Ready to get your drink on? Next time you’re ready do do shots, show up wearing this bandolier, which conveniently holds 36 individual one-ounce shot glasses, complete with locking caps.

We’ve all seen bartenders pour a bunch of drinks from a single shaker. Big whup. But we’ve never seen 9 completely separate cocktails, each in a different color, in a single pour.

Looking for something besides today’s fou-fou martinis to pipe down your manly gullet? This guide offers recipes for 60+ old-school cocktails, plus pics and quotes from the old men who drink them.

This Bulgarian triple-distilled vodka contains an insane 88% alcohol (176-proof). It’s sure to put hair on your chest whether you want it or not. The label even says “handle with care.” Please do.

The guys at Jamba Juice don’t really care for the fact that McDonald’s has gotten into the smoothie business, so they’ve decided to take a jab back with this funny – and disgusting fake ad.

Assuming you like Heineken, this desktop kegerator could be your new best friend. It keeps your beer perfectly chilled, and dispenses easily from Heine’s pressurized 5-liter mini kegs.