Drinks

MuzzleShots are shot glasses made to look like the M16 rifle’s A2 flash hider. They’re made from aluminum and anodized to a grey coat finish. The 2- and 4-packs come in a Pelican carrying case.

Party Robotics’ Bartendro is a modular and open-source robot that dispenses perfectly mixed cocktail drinks and takes your order via a mobile app. It comes in 1, 3, 7 and 15 pump variants.

Inertia Labs’ cheeky entry into this year’s BarBot competition can pour and shake any three-ingredient cocktail you’d like. Drink up – assuming you can get past its unusual dispensing mechanism.

The world’s most outrageous flask, designed by Oakley for whiskey maker The Macallan. The flask is made of steel, aluminum and carbon fiber. It also comes with a machined aluminum funnel.

The ultimate lazy accessory for your Lazy Boy, the Bottoms Up beer dispenser fills cups of beer not only from the comfort of your recliner, but from the bottom of the cup – just because it likes to show off.

It doesn’t carry holographic transmissions but this R2-D2 flask will take care of other precious cargos. It’s just one of the many designs available through YourFlask.com. They do custom too.

Beck’s high-end pilsner packs an above-average 6% alcohol content, and is made with aromatic German Saphir hops for a smooth, but peppery taste. Served in a striking black glass bottle.

A surprisingly versatile and complex blended Scotch Whisky, with notes of honey and marzipan. Works great straight up, or in something as wonderfully-sublime as Sam Ross’ Penicillin cocktail.

The C’UP is exactly like the Beer/Shot Glass and Beer Shot Stein, except it’s geared towards coffee drinkers. The smaller side is great for a shot of espresso. Available in two designs.

When you’re done downing shots at your holiday party, it’s time to move on and have some dessert. These edible candy cane shot glasses are perfect with spiked hot cocoa or some Baileys.

Richard Patterson – the Master Blender of Whyte & Mackay Whisky – shows the proper way to drink scotch whisky. We’re probably going to forget his tips, but you gotta love the man’s verve.

Enjoy a shot of stout or bourbon anywhere and at any time with Wondermade’s boozed-up marshmallows. Choose from Maker’s Mark– or Guinness-infused marshmallows.

An 8oz. flask with a 2oz. collapsible shot glass, perfect for sharing a quick drink with a friend. When collapsed, the shot glass fits in front of the flask with the help of indexed metal buttons.

Add some flash and bang to your cheap booze by storing it in this grenade-shaped decanter. Use it as a flask, as a glass or as a decorative piece. The decanter holds up to 16oz. of liquid.

To commemorate the band’s 50th anniversary, Suntory has concocted a batch of just 150 bottles of this woody Japanese whisky, in an awesome lip-and-tongue decanter, to be priced at ~$6300 each.

Throw out that crummy cardboard box and arrive in style with this wooden bottle carrier, handmade by David and Christopher Steinrueck from salvaged redwood, and a galvanized steel handle.

Gin is truly a drink for men’s men, and you’ll truly be manning-up when you gobble down the intoxicated invertebrate floating in this bottle of dry English Gin, clearly inspired by Sauza tequila.

The Impress is an easy-to-use press and insulated tumbler in one. It has an inner and outer cup that lets you make 14oz of brewed coffee in just 3 minutes. Put the lid on and it’s ready to go.

In Soviet Russia, they do everything a bit harder than we do. Take for instance, this unusual method of downing a shot of absinthe. We’re betting he had a couple of shots before shooting this video, though.

Holdsters are beautiful leather insulating sleeves for 160z mason jars. They come in 2 designs, with each design available with or without a handle. Each order comes with a mason jar.

A whiskey glass with a twist. Instead of adding ice cubes or stones, this one holds a molded sphere of ice which rolls around your drink. Thanks to its shape, the ice melts slowly and cools drinks fast.

This fits somewhere between spin the bottle and the Drinking Roulette. It’s so easy to use you’ll be able to use it even when you’re drunk. And you will get drunk, because it’s so easy to use.

A hammer that will get you hammered. This functional tool doesn’t come with beer, but it does have the next best thing. Its nail claw has been converted to a bottle opener. Don’t build & drink.

Made from time tested craft and Tennessee corn. Its staple products are the original moonshine, the apple pie moonshine and the moonshine-soaked cherries, but they also have seasonal flavors.

A pint of ice cold beer and a dash of humor. That’s ThinkGeek and Someecard’s perfect combo for the tired man after a long day of work. Or during. Or before. Available in four designs.