Awesome Funny Stuff

If you were crazy enough to remember every word to Barenaked Ladies’ “One Week,” we’ve got a new one for you: CollegeHumor’s Streeter Seidell stars in the wacky parody above.

There’s nothing sophisticated about Kevin James’ brand of physical slapstick comedy, but we couldn’t help cracking up over this trailer for Paul Blart: Mall Cop; it’s showing in theaters now.

Don’t call us misogynists, but these flowcharts from Goldstar Beer have us chuckling; they show the differences between men and women in regards to toilets, relationships and clothing.

The unsqueezed heroes of culinary combat, a fruity dozen (minus one already marinara’d comrade) plays catch up with ketchup in this We Were Tomatoes t-shirt by Walmazan.

It’s no stretch to say that NPH has been on a roll as of late: this past weekend’s SNL was capped off by an orchestral homage to the Doogie Howser theme. We cried at the end too, bro.

Even Sith Lords aren’t above the law, as shown by this Mugshot tee complete with Ep. IV birthdate; Darth, next time you take your TIE for a spin up Mulholland, go easy on the Corellian Ale…

Improv Everywhere’s annual No Pants subway ride went off without a hitch (or britches) on January 10, with over 2,500 pantless riders in 22 cities around the world. Mmm, legs…

Created by freelance artist Joe Nicolosi, Star Wars: Retold is pure cinematic gold; it’s told from the point of view of his friend Amanda, who has never seen an entire Star Wars film.

Cloning is apparently the secret to German efficiency, or so goes the VW Golf x Matrix commercial above; it’s supposedly so violent that UK TV viewers can’t watch it before 9 pm.

A funky mix of Borat meets St. Elmo’s Fire meets The Office, The Zangief Chronicles is the only time we’ll admit looking forward to watching a hairy shirtless guy. Thanks, Tommy!

Even if you don’t know Randy Savage by name, you’ll no doubt recognize his “Slip into a Slim Jim!” tv spots, used to hilarious effect in the Macho Madness mod for Left 4 Dead.

The Onion is at it again with this Apple spoof of the MacBook Wheel; it’s similar to The MacTini but better produced. Best line: “I’ll buy just about anything if it’s shiny and made by Apple.”

It may be kid-oriented, but CJ7 is a must-see for fans of Hong Kong-style slapstick comedy; it’s coming to the US 3/14/08 and is directed by Stephen Chow of Kung Fu Hustle fame.

We don’t think we’re sadistic, but there’s just something oh-so-enjoyable (and poetic) about watching the unwitting victims above get punched in the slow motion. Thanks, Maz!

We figured that any book with NPH on the cover is worth a look, and The Bro Code doesn’t disappoint; filled with 150 bro commandments, it’s a must for How I Met Your Mother fans.

Although it’s a viral ad for JC Penney, Beware of the Doghouse describes the predicament of guys so well that we can’t help but nod our heads (and wag our tails) in agreement.

Perfect for ethically challenged coders, this Wise Robots t-shirt takes the classic Japanese proverb and gives it a robotic edge: “Input no evil, Process no evil, Output no evil.”

Satirical spin-off The Colbert Report is known for its pun-laden verbal metaphor teasers; the video above is a rapid-fire collection (hat tip to Comedy Central) of the show’s 2008 intros.

Buried somewhere in the nonsensical word salad that is this Holy Hand Grenade tee is the meaning of life, but until we find it we’ll be content blowing our mortal enemies to bits.

JibJab’s yearly videos are now nearly as traditional as the NYC ball drop; their 2008 Year in Review takes jabs at all the usual suspects, including the economy and the elections.

The US elections may be over, but the party’s never over for die-hard Republicans and Democrats; these tees are made by Tom Burns, who also did the infamous Communist Party tee.

If your liver hasn’t already been wiped out this holiday season, New Year’s is around the corner; My Liver Hates Me lets you drink in 2009 in style. Code: AWESOMER for 15% off.

Even Santa has a posse, as evidenced by this new Motorola bluetooth headset ad that takes the recent SantaCon street gatherings and co-opts them with good ol’ capitalism.