Awesome Funny Stuff

Our favorite psychotic rabbits with aggression issues have a very special holiday message courtesy of Ubisoft; there’s nothing quite like having yuletide joy screamed at you.

Altruism is overrated anyway: Television Made Me Do It is a tasteless spin on the Fireman’s Carry technique, with the good ol’ boob tube taking the blame for bad behavior.

Real men know the only breakfast eating is one that promises to clog arteries and induce food coma; the BILF t-shirt is for guys who count bacon and butter as separate food groups.

“What if Uwe Boll made Contra?” will send shivers down the spine of any old-school gamer, but the hilarious parody above is so spot-on we wish it was made into a full-length movie.

As much as we love our iPods and MacBooks, this Mactini commercial had us in stitches; it’s a skit from the BBC’s Peter Serafinowicz Show and part of his Christmas special.

With booby trap plans and fake dog poop aplenty, this 174 page Practical Joker’s Handbook is a prankster’s paradise; your friends and coworkers will never know what hit ’em.

Penned by Joss Whedon and starring NPH, Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog is tough to describe but oh-so-funny; suffice to say, fans would be remiss not to pick up the DVD, available 12/19.

George Lucas would do well to follow the lead of this “remastered” cut of Star Wars; set in monochrome to a rousing ragtime tune, this silent movie version is surprisingly entertaining.

Our caveman counterparts had it good: long before prepubescent cowboys were upsetting cows, pioneers like Ugg and Grog were engaging in Mammoth Tipping contests.

After the toxic waste spill, Cap’n Crunk was never quite the same: Cap’n Crunch’s far less popular twin brother, Crunk clearly prefers cannibalism to cereal on this six-color AA t-shirt.

Forget those sissy metrosexuals–Shick’s Manscape knows it’s all about the hair. Get properly bearded and mustachioed out with everything from the Fu Man Chu to the Craig David.

Saying French prankster Rémi Gaillard has a pair of big ones is a big understatement; watch what he pulls at the end of this real life Mario Kart video: Remi my man, you are a god.

Don’t let the scooter in this Slowing Down tee fool you; before you blink twice, The Flash will have run your ass over AND delivered righteous pwnage at Bingo and Shuffleboard.

Black Dynamite’s blatant blaxploitation is ironically poignant; coming out in 2009 but filmed like Shaft in the 70s, it may be offensive, but at least it offends everyone equally.

We’ve always loved World of Warcraft’s celebrity commercials, but this one with Ozzy Osbourne is hilarious: it features him “gently” discussing who the true prince of darkness is.

Last night’s The Daily Show has John Oliver taking on the Mumbai terrorists; while we don’t want to make light of the tragedy, he really sums up how we feel about those motherf***ers.

Never egg on a man with a gun: The Last Eggtion Hero is a sticky, yolk-stained mix of Aeon Flux, Mirror’s Edge and The Matrix; roosters everywhere are understandably mortified.

The Simpsons’ penchant for cultural relevance shines as bright as an Apple store in yesterday’s Mypods and Boomsticks episode; it’s brimming with “Mapple” and “Steve Mobs” in-jokes.

There’s nothing quite like Denis Leary’s legendary rants, so we’re looking forward to Why We Suck: his new book explores why we’re fatter, dumber and lazier than ever. Thanks, Thomas!

While no one understands the female psyche, we men are simple beasts: this On Switch tee effectively explains the totality of our motivations. What, you expected something more?

More machinima craziness with this Wasteland Dancin’ video for Fallout 3; it uses the “Umpa” mod which basically puts everyone from Mr. Burke to the Enclave in a groovin’ mood.

Robot Santa’s cousin Evil Santa could care less whether you’ve been naughty or nice: St. Nick is kicking ass and taking names in this wicked black tee by A Day To Remember.

Futurama’s “A Tale of Two Santas” is one of our favorite episodes, so we’re itching to get our mitts on this two-fer, which includes both the bad and the ugly: Robot Santa and Santa Bender.