(PG-13: Language) Movies have glorified the swashbuckling pirate lifestyle, but the reality is that they had it pretty bad, especially when it came to food, diseases, and overcrowded ships. Sam O’Nella explains why you should stop singing “Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me.”
A book that packs three great genres under a single cover. Not only does it have ninjas, pirates and zombies (and a unicorn) – it’s described as “part Napoleon Dynamite, part The Matrix.”
(NSFW: Language) The Lonely Island are joined by Michael Bolton for their latest track, although we’re not sure that they actually recorded the same song. Mr. Bolton, you’ve finally won us over.
We’re not sure if Johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz are linked in a rivalry or a romance in the latest trailer for On Stranger Tides; either way, we look forward to seeing them, and the mermaids, in May.
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides picks up where At World’s End left off, with Captain Jack searching for the Fountain of Youth, which leads to a chance encounter with dread pirate Blackbeard.