…or half of it, as least. The one man blockbuster factory dropped by The Late Late Show to recreate scenes from some of his most popular movies. Sadly, they skipped Magnolia to make time for freakin’ Jack Reacher. Oh well, at least Edge of Tomorrow is here.
(PG-13: Language) “My clothing company is going so poorly that we’re making shirts for the Chinese kids.” Find out who YouTube’s sarcastic life coach was before he put on the stick figure mask in this riveting memoir.
“Welcome to the Hydraulic Press Channel. Today we have stupid things for our press.” Well at least they’re self-aware. The destroyers of all things toss a bunch of random stuff under their mighty crusher, the most spectacular of which ends up being a simple deck of cards.
“You’re lying fam! Baby, get outta there.” 2 Chainz and guest Charlotte McKinney check out a massage chair that costs $16,000 because it has lights and speakers. Whatever. The Most Expensivest Sh*t is like Top Gear for scams anyway. We’re here mainly for the host.
The evil spirit is left in its prison, Waller elects to call Batman instead of trusting people they didn’t trust enough to be free, and Captain Boomerang gets to do something. But to counter El Diablo’s point, a bomb isn’t “just fire”, you know?