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Awesome Pirates

Pirates vs. Ninjas Checkers

Pirates vs. Ninjas Checkers
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Real Pirates and Ninjas wouldn’t settle their ages-old rivalry with a game, but this hand-painted checkers set keeps flesh wounds to a minimum; also available: ninja and pirate-only sets.

Free: Pirate Defense

Free: Pirate Defense

Pirate Defense is yet another tower defense game (and not much of a looker), but gets interesting once you use traps; it takes some getting used to, but is worth the Yarrs and Arghhs.

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Pirate vs. Ninja Mobile

Pirate vs. Ninja Mobile
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Few things are as important as teaching your little geek about the neverending, epic struggle between pirates vs. ninjas; this mobile by SaltyandSweet consists of laser-cut figures.

826 Valencia

826 Valencia

We’ve featured 826 Valencia before, but weren’t aware until recently that they were also a non-profit that tutors kids in writing; all the more reason to buy their pirate swag, yarr!

Pirate Belt Buckle Thrower

Pirate Belt Buckle Thrower
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For pirates with +10 DEX, these Pirate Belt Buckle Throwers sport a twist out four-bladed throwing star (similar to a ninja’s shuriken); check out the skull and cutlass engravings.

Blackbeard Premium Format

Blackbeard Premium Format
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This meticulously detailed 1:4 Blackbeard Premium Format figure not only stands 20″ tall, but is packing some serious weaponry, with seven pistols, a bloodied cutlass and a 10″ cannon.

Cap’n Crunk T-shirt

Cap’n Crunk T-shirt
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After the toxic waste spill, Cap’n Crunk was never quite the same: Cap’n Crunch’s far less popular twin brother, Crunk clearly prefers cannibalism to cereal on this six-color AA t-shirt.

Missing Limbs Poster

Missing Limbs Poster
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Perfect for the landlubber in your life, 826 Valencia’s Missing Limbs poster is like an insurance policy for pirates: it shows doubloon payments for missing legs, arms and fingers.

Modern Pirates Tee

Modern Pirates Tee
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Apple probably didn’t have hooks in mind for the iPhone’s touchscreen, but this Modern Pirates T-shirt shows even Blackbeard prefers 3G speeds when searching for buried booty. Arr!

Where’s Me Booty Tee

Where’s Me Booty Tee
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We’ve seen many pirates in our day, but this is the first that double dutches: this rope-wielding Where’s Me Booty Tee is perfect for shaking down the neighbor’s kids landlubbers for their candy loot.

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