Amazing footage of an F-35 Lightning II fighter jet as it takes off from an insanely short runway that works like a ski jump to angle the plane into the air. Stick around, and you’ll be treated to a vertical landing too.
We’re not sure what Ollie the Schnauzer is trying to say here, but we think he sounds a bit like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel from The Simpsons in dog form. Somebody needs to songify this now.
The crime: ruining toilet paper. The suspect: a French bulldog, caught with said toilet paper still wrapped around its speechless being. The eyewitness: a bullmastiff willing to testify, perhaps in exchange for protection.
(Very briefly NSFW) A perfect mix of live action and animation from directors Tim McCourt and Max Taylor as two pint-sized protagonists go for a crazy day out in an RC Jeep. Music by Hugo ‘Beats’ Chegwin and Fred Berry.
(PG-13) Conan O’Brien embarrasses his assistant and her friends, crashing their night out to watch his buddy Chay Tay Tay and the other studs in Magic Mike XXL. Along the way, the ladies bust some myths regarding the male anatomy.
Hannibal Buress tells Conan O’Brien that he agreed to wear a cheap costume for his Comedy Central Shark Week commercial because he wants to be a man of the people. And then he craps on the people shortly afterwards.
Amy Schumer is visited by her future selves and learns of Butterfly Effect that her relationship has on the universe. She must decide if the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, and for Amy, that’s a really tough decision.
“You speak to know pain that you only fathom because we told you it was there.” Darius Simpson and Scout Bostley perform a spoken word poem about outsiders who claim to know the plights of their race and gender.