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LEGO Ideas Pirates of Barracuda Bay

LEGO Ideas Pirates of Barracuda Bay

Inspired by a fan-submitted design, this LEGO set lets you build your own pirate ship, shipwrecked on an island. The 2545-piece kit features lots of awesome details like a captain’s cabin, kitchen, tavern, bedroom and jail cell, while the island splits in half to reveal treasure. Measures over 23″ H x 25″ W x 12″ D when complete.

Why Pirates Talk Like That

Why Pirates Talk Like That

Yarrrrrr! Avast, ye mateys! Shiver me timbers! That’s how we generally think that pirates spoke. But it turns out that it’s a complete fabrication. Cheddar explains where that familiar pirate speak came from, and theorizes on what they might have actually sounded like.

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Sea of Thieves

Sea of Thieves

Sea of Thieves is a lighthearted first-person multiplayer pirate adventure game. Form a crew with up to three other players and take on quests, meet or battle other crews, or just drink grog and play the hurdy gurdy while you sail the seas. Drops 2018 for Xbox One and Windows.

Dead Men Tell No Tales (Teaser)

Dead Men Tell No Tales (Teaser)

Captain Jack Sparrow returns to the big screen for another Pirates of the Caribbean adventure, as he searches the high seas for the trident of Poseidon, while being pursued by the evil Captain Salazar (Javier Bardem) and his army of undead pirates.

Why It Sucked to Be a Pirate

Why It Sucked to Be a Pirate

(PG-13: Language) Movies have glorified the swashbuckling pirate lifestyle, but the reality is that they had it pretty bad, especially when it came to food, diseases, and overcrowded ships. Sam O’Nella explains why you should stop singing “Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me.”

Pirate Ship Kite

Pirate Ship Kite

Windy day? While you could set sail on the high seas for adventure, this easy-to-fly 3-dimensional pirate ship kite lets you go sailing without ever leaving the beach. Check them out on video at Vat19.

Pirate Pancake Griddle

Pirate Pancake Griddle

Made by Joseph Sandor, the Pirate Pancake Griddle is a cast-iron mold with a skull & crossbones design. Makes three 5″ pancakes per batch. The griddle can also be used to fry other food. Plus, blueberry eyeballs.

Ninja vs. Pirate Featuring Zombies

Ninja vs. Pirate Featuring Zombies

A book that packs three great genres under a single cover. Not only does it have ninjas, pirates and zombies (and a unicorn) – it’s described as “part Napoleon Dynamite, part The Matrix.”

Here Be Treasure

Here Be Treasure

A pirate digs for buried treasure, and gets an unexpected surprise in place of his usual bounty. A clever and funny claymation short courtesy of Samuel Lewis and Oh Yeah Wow.

Pirates! Band of Misfits (Trailer)

Pirates! Band of Misfits (Trailer)

Hugh Grant stars as a luxuriantly bearded Pirate Captain in Aardman’s latest, who aspires to win the Pirate Of The Year Award, despite a rag-tag crew and impossible odds. (Thanks Anthony!)

Jack Sparrow

Jack Sparrow

(NSFW: Language) The Lonely Island are joined by Michael Bolton for their latest track, although we’re not sure that they actually recorded the same song. Mr. Bolton, you’ve finally won us over.

PotC: On Stranger Tides (Trlr 2)

PotC: On Stranger Tides (Trlr 2)

We’re not sure if Johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz are linked in a rivalry or a romance in the latest trailer for On Stranger Tides; either way, we look forward to seeing them, and the mermaids, in May.

PotC: On Stranger Tides (Trailer)

PotC: On Stranger Tides (Trailer)

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides picks up where At World’s End left off, with Captain Jack searching for the Fountain of Youth, which leads to a chance encounter with dread pirate Blackbeard.

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Jack Sparrow Figure

Jack Sparrow Figure

Johnny Depp’s Captain Jack Sparrow gets an uncannily accurate 19″ figure that gets all of his characters attire and demeanor quirks; it includes an LED lantern and weighs 10 lbs.

Ninjas and Pirates T-shirt

Ninjas and Pirates T-shirt

Two mortal enemies lay down arms for V-Day in this Ninjas and Pirates t-shirt, opting for a heart-to-heart and maybe a hearty meal; tomorrow: back to ripping each other’s hearts out.

Anti-Pirate Potato Cannon

Anti-Pirate Potato Cannon

The Anti-Pirate Potato Cannon is written for young mariners, but with 101 tips that include brewing biofuel, fighting sharks, and waging paintball sea battles, it’s for the young-at-heart, too.

Epic Rock Paper Scissors

Epic Rock Paper Scissors

This Epic Rock Paper Scissors t-shirt is the ultimate geek showdown with Cowboys, Ninjas, Robots, Pirates, and Zombies; Captain Hook may need a helping (and extra) hand, though.

HD3 Black Pearl Watch

HD3 Black Pearl Watch

Avast, a steampunk pirate’s watch: HD3’s Black Pearl Watch is perfect for the modern swashbuckler, with sextant-style minutes, compass rose case back, and a Jolly Roger hatch.

Epic Battle T-shirt

Epic Battle T-shirt

Pirates and ninjas go toe to toe (and parrot to samurai) again with Jeff Battocletti’s Epic Battle t-shirt, which gets a well-deserved reprint filled with scars, swords, and all sorts of skullduggery.

Seven Haunted Seas

Seven Haunted Seas

Its may be a prototype gameplay trailer, but Seven Haunted Seas is no scurvy dog: it’s an action RPG in development that resembles Monkey Island (gatling gun pirate captain FTW!).

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Talk Like A Pirate day

Talk Like A Pirate day

Yarrr, it be talk like a pirate day! Get Tales Of Monkey Island free, party in WoW’s Booty Bay, learn how to make your own Navy Grog, or search for buried treasure with a GPS compass!

Aarrrrr … My Leg! Tee

Aarrrrr … My Leg! Tee

Pirates are a tough lot, able to replace lost limbs, eyes and teeth with prosthetics; this Aarrrrr … My Leg t-shirt takes things to extremes, whittling them down to the bare essentials.

Sailor Trash T-shirt

Sailor Trash T-shirt

Pirates have never been classy, but few fall as far as Sailor Trash; you know you’re a red-necked peg leg if you use the bowsprit as a clothesline or install a screen door in the hull.

Pirates vs. Ninjas Checkers

Pirates vs. Ninjas Checkers

Real Pirates and Ninjas wouldn’t settle their ages-old rivalry with a game, but this hand-painted checkers set keeps flesh wounds to a minimum; also available: ninja and pirate-only sets.

Free: Pirate Defense

Free: Pirate Defense

Pirate Defense is yet another tower defense game (and not much of a looker), but gets interesting once you use traps; it takes some getting used to, but is worth the Yarrs and Arghhs.

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