“When people are given the freedom to choose, they choose wrong.” A young man learns that the utopia he lives in is actually a regulated purgatory, thanks to
Father Comstock the Human Exposition the Giver.
We’re not sure why they didn’t just call it the Skatebeard, but in any case Santa Cruz’ hairy skateboard is guaranteed to get you a few laughs at the park, and maybe even a couple of new buddies. It comes with 60mm wheels.
(NSFW) Will Arnett voices a washed up sitcom horse in the upcoming Netflix original BoJack Horseman. The adult cartoon will also feature the voices of Amy Sedaris, Alison Brie and Aaron Paul. Premieres 8/22.
The Titanium Swing Blade Tool is super efficient – it’s a money clip with flathead screwdriver corners, and there’s a stainless steel razor blade that’s safely stored when not in use. Don’t forget the key ring and bottle opener either.