Awesome Weapons

The last thing R/C enthusiasts need is an arms race, but the Quanum Bomb System is sure to be a blast; it drops a nylon bomb that can be filled with powder for explosive effect.

PSE updates its TAC 15 with the TAC 15I Tactical Assault Crossbow, which integrates the trigger, stock, and grip in the barrel; also new: the TAC 10/10I, a compact version of the TAC 15.

Don’t want to pay for Hasbro’s Force FX lightsaber (or accidentally slice off a limb)? The Saber Practice Bokken is Padawan-perfect; it’s the same size as the Force FX but made out of wood.

Jay’s DIY phaser may be a class 3B laser that uses a 12X Blu-ray diode, but you’ll throw your Vulcan side out the nearest airlock once you watch the video above: PEW! PEW! PEW!

The pen is as mighty as the sword with Uzi’s Tactical Defender Pen; it features a sharpened “DNA Catcher” crown that not only jabs your attacker but can collect their DNA for future ID.

In use in Iraq and Afghanistan, the Tactical Tomahawk is a hi-tech take on an old-school weapon; it sports a drop-forged carbon steel head and tread-patterned nylon handle. Thanks, Mac!

The stealth warrior’s equivalent of a Swiss Army Knife, the Ninja Tanto Battle Package features a full-tang blade with a hidden push dagger, three throwing spikes, and ten caltrops.

NSFW: this trailer for Donnie Yen’s 14 Blades is largely wordless, which is fine as it lets its weapons do the talking: it features crossbows, the occasional vase, and oh so many blades.

A zaptastic addition to Dr. Grordbort’s steampunk arsenal, the Pearce 75 Ray Gun a man-sized raygun made completely out of metal; it’s limited to 400 pieces and includes a gun stand.

John Austin’s Mini Weapons of Mass Destruction is a must for cubicle combat; build 35 devices including catapults, slingshots, and bombs, all MacGyver’d from office supplies.

For diaper dudes and dudettes who know how to dish it out: Shi Jinsong’s gun-toting, stainless steel carriages takes the pacifism out of pacifiers with badass baby transports.

Bugei’s Lion Dog is an epic Koshirae set with epic origins; inspired by Japan’s golden age of swords, it’s made by modern sword art teachers, polishers, and the renowned Hanwei forge.

Gear up for the mother of all arctic assaults with the Snowball Blaster; it’s essentially a slingshot and snowball maker all-in-one, with three built-in molds and a range of 50 feet.

PVP IRL with these WoW Prop Replicas, which include Horde and Alliance Flags, Tabards, and a Frostmourne Sword; would-be warriors look elsewhere: the latter is made out of latex.

The non-volatile memory in these 8GB USB Grenade Flash Drives won’t explode, but it gives cubicle warriors marching orders to yell “Grenaaade!” when ambushed by TPS reports.

Limited to 100, Strider’s Dauntless Framelock is their first folder in years; it features a 4″ blade and a solid slab titanium folder that weighs 0.36 lbs thanks to Reduction Terraced construction.

You won’t need an alien hand to own one, but you’ll need a steady hand to make one: learn how to build your own District 9 Gun using XPS foam, Isopon P38, cardboard, and PVA glue.

Started in 2007, IMFDB.org (aka the Internet Movie Firearms Database) is now fully loaded with an arsenal of guns used in nearly every movie, TV show, video game and anime.

It’s a pity that WETA’s one-of-a-kind rayguns are already sold out; each of the trio (Sputnik 500, Death from Above, Jagd Kanone) features slick WW2/steampunk paint jobs.

Revenge is best served sweet with this pump-action Elite Marshmallow Blaster, which hurls cubes of sugary death up to 40 feet; it comes in a briefcase for clandestine s’mores strikes.

Ezio may be raking in the dough this Fall, but Altair will be scoring candy on Halloween: this Assassin’s Creed gear is pricey but realistic, including the ultra-sweet extension knife.

Watch out for squash shrapnel: the Giant Pumpkin Cannon is a 97-foot steel barrel that hurls pumpkins at 600 mph up to 4,000 feet using two 1,000 gallon drums pressurized to 50-100 PSI.

Guaranteed to bring semi-automatic smiles to your friends’ faces, Martin Bregman’s Say Hello To My Little Friends is the happiest collection of death dealing weaponry we’ve ever seen.