Awesome Weapons

(NSFW: Language) FPSRussia’s suspiciously fake looking, but nonetheless awesome killing machine called “Charlene,” is a flying quadrotor armed with a submachine gun with a 100-round magazine.

Joerg Sprave shows us how to take paper, scissors, pencils, and other office supplies and transform them into dangerous weapons. Don’t try these at work if you want to remain employed.

A bloody battle between Norwegian special forces soldiers trapped behind enemy lines (Norway has enemies?) starts out predictably enough, but takes a turn for the absurd when they run out of ammo.

A shotgun that shoots both friends and foes. Just like the crossbow version, the Double Barrel Marshmallow Shooter holds up to 50 mini-mallows and then shoot them up to 30′ away.

A twisted weapon designed by Tony Marfione. The Jagdkommando has an extremely sharp 7″ stainless steel blade, a hollow handle and a screw off butt cap with a glass breaker and lanyard hole.

At just 5/8″ wide and weighing only 14 oz., the Heizer Double Tap Pocket Pistol is touted as the smallest and lightest .45 out there. Seems perfect for those close encounters of the undead kind.

Do your best Joerg Sprave impression with Montie Gear’s awesome metal slingshot, cut from a 1/2″ thick aluminum plate cut using a powerful waterjet. Also available in black. Fires 1/2″ ball bearings.

The Escort Daggers are made of nothing but carbon fiber, making them very lightweight. They’re not as good as steel knives when it comes to cutting, rather they’re made for stabbing (for self-defense).

Essentially two Colt 1911’s stuck together. Gun enthusiasts are convulsing with rage, deeming this a silly gimmick. We bet John Woo just wet his pants though. We’re calling it: DLC for Max Payne 3.

FPS Russia shows off what his his M2 semi-automatic 12-gauge shotgun can do, but around the 2 minute mark he gets down to business, playing baseball the only way he knows how.

Slingshot-making madman Joerg Sprave returns with his latest insane weapon, based on Usopp’s deadly zombie-killing Kabuto slingshot spear from the popular Manga and Anime series One Piece.

Designer Jake Wright turns military waste into lighting fixtures and furniture. His creations take the equipment “out of their aggressive context” and highlight their form rather than their function.

The latest revision to Lazer Tag lets players use their iOS devices as an augmented reality heads-up display while aiming and firing at virtual-reality foes. Out August 2012 for $40/each or $70/pair.

We’re not sure if you can still order this vodka, sold in an AK-47 shaped bottle, but it’s too awesome not to mention, even if the limited run of 13,000 bottles is already gone. You might still find it on eBay too.

DIY weapons specialist Nighthawkinlight shows us how to make an Airsoft-style machine gun using a soda bottle and an air compressor blow gun. It doesn’t get points for style, but it does the job.

If you have just one semi-automatic weapon against the zombie horde, give yourself the best shot possible with DoubleStar’s AK-47 chainsaw attachment. Also has a bottle opener.

A combination ranged and melee weapon from Joerg Sprave. On one end is a regular slingshot, on the other end there’s a huge steel ball and a 5.9″ steel spike, complete with a “skull ejector.”

The already amusing desktop missile launcher gets an upgrade – letting you remotely aim and fire at targets using your iPhone, iPod or iPad over Bluetooth. Hope you can kill that sound, though.

Man’s best friend takes on man’s worst enemies the only way a canine knows how. No, not with his mighty incisors, silly. With his handgun. Or should it be called it a headgun? (Thanks, Ben!)

Halfway between a Samurai’s blade and a gardening tool, this two-handed weapon can clear brush with no problems, but is probably best used taking down approaching zombies with a one-handed throw.

Harrison from Volpin Props is back with his latest creation, a perfect reproduction of Half-Life 2’s gravity gun. But this gun was used for good, not evil, with its sale benefiting Child’s Play.

Destin of Smarter Every Day traveled to Germany to meet master slingshot maker Jörg Sprave and discuss the numbers behind one of his creations. It feels wrong calling that huge ass cannon a slingshot.

This fully-automatic toy Gatling gun can fire up to 30 soft darts at your enemies in less than 20 seconds. The perfect accessory for the next time you dress up as TF2’s Heavy.