Awesome Star Trek

Come to think of it, that Sham Wow dude always did look a little out of this world: this Vince Vulcan tee mashes up our favorite pointy eared freaks with absorbent German towels.

Previously debuted at WonderCon (and today for Watchmen), the latest Trek trailer is fantastic; it lends real gravitas to the movie, elevating it from intergalactic joyride to a bonafide “star trek.”

We’ve never had any desire to smell like Kirk, but these Star Trek Colognes by Genki Wear are ideal gifts for uber Trekkies; Red Shirt is the best: “Because tomorrow may never come.”

On Blu-ray 5/12, Star Trek: The Original Motion Picture Collection includes the six films from The Original Series, as well as a roundtable chat with Shatner, Nimoy, Stewart and Frakes.

Go where no Trekkie has gone before and create your own Star Trek cartoon, thanks to a partnership between CBS and GoAnimate.com; create your own adventures with Kirk & the crew here.

We’re not sure how long this trailer will stay up, so get it while it’s hot: this latest Star Trek trailer offers a few snippets of a bruised Kirk and the Enterprise with guns ablazin’.

While it may not encompass every plot (ask a Trekkie), we think this DIY Star Trek story chart is as effective a dilithium-powered plot generator as any you’ll find in the Alpha Quadrant.

USA Today has a first look at new toys from the upcoming Star Trek movie, including action figures, gadgets and our favorite: a replica of the Enterprise bridge; they’ll be available 4/19.

A combined Star Wars, Star Trek and Babylon 5 battle would a sci-fi geekfest of epic proportions; until then, this comparison of spacecraft sizes is a fitting stand-in. Thanks, Kenneth!

Straight from the shipyards of Q’onos, this Klingon Keyboard is a standard 105 key with a PS/2 connection (USB is for Federation wussies); just don’t spill any gagh on it, you p’tahk!

You haven’t geeked out Christmas until you’ve decked the halls with starship models like this tree by JD Hancock; it’s primarily for Trekkies, thought we do spy an X-Wing.

We’re agog over these latest Star Trek Online screenshots, albeit briefly. It’ll be awhile before the MMORPG finishes, so for now we’ll busy ourselves scrubbing plasma conduits.

We’ve had our beady eyes (and pointy ears) on this Star Trek Mark IX Tricorder for awhile; it’ll finally be available in December. In the meantime, check out the early video review above.

Shaky cam footage has been up all weekend, but here’s the official Star Trek trailer in HD; love it or hate it, we have a feeling it’s going to kick some major Romulan butt come May 2009.

EW has a first look at the redesigned Enterprise for J.J. Abrams’ upcoming Star Trek movie, and we like it; the biggest changes are to the secondary hull and warp nacelles.

We never could fold one of those damned origami swans, so Won Park’s Star Wars and Star Trek Origami handily puts our skills to shame; they’re made with one dollar bills.

For the Trekkie in your life: these Star Trek Nutcrackers feature our favorite overacted captain and his pointy-eared sidekick. Keep those long Vulcan fingers to yourself, Spock.

Set your phasers to tipsy: this Bar Trekkin’ t-shirt is ideal for a night on the town with your fellow Starfleet cadets. Just don’t come crying to us when you wake up next to a Klingon.

With a bridge straight out of an Apple store and a rejuvenated cast, these stills from J.J. Abrams’ Star Trek remind us this ain’t your daddy’s Enterprise; Sylar as Spock rocks our socks.

You don’t need to understand German to appreciate these Star Trek commercials. They’re made for the German Sci Fi Channel and are pretty darn funny; oh Spock, you rock.

Star Trek Online has a trailer up, and man are we excited: lots of stuff gets blowed up real good. Note: download the hi-res trailer if you can; the YouTube trailer just doesn’t do it justice.

Star Trek Online’s rebirth will be complete on August 10th, with Leonard Nimoy officially announcing the game in Las Vegas at one of the world’s biggest nerd-fests, the Star Trek Convention.