Awesome Star Trek

This Trek Parody is not only a funny spoof of the new Star Trek film, but also shows off The Sims 3 movie mashup tool; it’ll let you boldly go where no machinima has gone before.

Available today only, Sporck Long And Prosper is a double entendre tee: Spock is no longer half-human and half Vulcan; he’s now also part Leonard Nimoy and part Zachary Quinto.

Critics have been calling the new Star Trek a fresh reboot of the franchise, but CollegeHumor’s My Favorite Movie reveals uncanny similarities to another sci-fi franchise.

We promise we’ll cut back on Star Trek posts soon, but The Movie Blog has a great compilation of Motivational Posters that should bring a smile to even the most stoic of Vulcans.

Hello, fanboy flame war bait: the same folks who brought us the Death Star over San Francisco video are back, this time pitting the Death Star vs. Star Trek’s USS Enterprise.

This Star Trek TOS-styled Communicator is not only a must-have for Trekkies, but actually serves as a VoIP phone with working speaker and buttons plus 21 sound effects.

Due out with the movie today, these limited Star Trek sneakers were made with STPL and Airwalk and feature the Trek logo in several spots, NCC-1701 on the heel and a printed sockliner.

It’s too much for our Andorian antennae to handle: Star Trek Continuum Edition squeezes all our favorite Enterprise/DS9 captains onto one board, with both Monopoly and Star Trek rules.

Roughly half of this debut trailer for Star Trek D.A.C. uses clips from the Star Trek movie, which isn’t a good sign for the game; still, any footage is like Dilithium from heaven for Trekkies.

The Onion takes a bat’leth to J.J. Adams’ new Star Trek film with their latest video, which criticizes it for being actually fun, watchable, and leaving out an aging, bloated William Shatner.

Shatner Quake tops the list for ridiculous sci-fi novels: in it, every William Shatner character gets sucked into our world to do battle with a Bruce Campbell terrorist cult. No, seriously.

YOUgNeek’s Star Trek Clock is a direct answer to Trekkies that felt left out by their previous Star Wars Clock; it’s made with 12 Micro Machine vehicles and a DS9 in the middle.

Heretofore seen only in screenshots, Star Trek: D.A.C. is finally unveiled in a series of Walkthrough videos (Part 1, 2, 3); it’s basically a 2D shooter a-la Asteroids, albeit a beautiful one.

Apparently, the 22nd century is not only free of money and war but forks and spoons; this limited edition Star Trek Titanium Spork is engraved with NCC-1701 and individually numbered.

Fellow trekkies, let’s face it: the whole pointy eared thing is not a babe magnet, nor is the hand salute; hopefully, you won’t be wearing this V is for Virgin tee at your next pon farr.

Eminem’s smart-mouthed satire is back in grand, surprisingly geeky style: his We Made You music video satirizes Star Trek, Transformers, Sarah Palin and Jessica Simpson.

Done Terminating Yourself? Trek Yourself is a bit klunkier and only the Vulcan option is worth your time, but we still had fun giving arch nemeses Bill Gates and Steve Jobs a bowl cut.

The Enterprise Project is an example of promos done right: Star Trek meets urban with these 34″ movie replicas, modded to high heaven by 24 artists including comic book artist Jim Lee.

We’re leery of movie tie-ins, but Star Trek: Countdown helps to establish continuity with the last Trek movie (Nemesis); all four comics are combined in this trade paperback edition.

Short of working plasma conduits, this 6×10 Star Trek full wall mural is about as close as most of us will ever get to the Enterprise bridge; warp core and captain’s chair not included.

We still don’t know what the acronym stands for, but Star Trek: DAC at least has several new tantalizing gameplay screens for us to chew on; do we detect the faint aroma of Netrek?

Last night’s Family Guy almost overloaded our plasma conduits; Stewie abducts the entire cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation from a convention and takes them … bowling.

Frakking awesome: we’re digging the hot gradient line art on black stylings of this Space Junk! Tee, which is packed with references to Star Wars, Star Trek, 2001 and BSG.