Awesome Gifts

This book can be classified under either non-fiction or horror depending on the person reading it. Simon Rich and Farley Katz outline the realities of married life in The Married Kama Sutra: The World’s Least Erotic Sex Manual.

“I’m sorry to have kept you waiting, but I’m afraid my watch has become rather sillier recently.” Monty Python fans will love this wristwatch, which features John Cleese as the public servant from the Ministry of Silly Walks.

Anki Drive toy cars drive on their own. You use an iOS app to tell them to fire weapons, speed up and more. The cars have different strengths, and they level up and gain abilities. The starter set drops 10/23/13 for $199 at Apple Stores.

Yumaki makes unique toothbrushes in a variety of color combinations and handles made from various plastics and wood. There’s even a grip tape add-on for skateboard fans. They also offer yearly subscriptions and limited edition designs.

Stress balls are neat, but if you have space on your desk this spring-loaded speedbag is way better. Fill it with air using the included pump then stick it to your desk using its suction cups. Also sold at Hammacher Schlemmer.

Originally from the Halloween 20th Anniversary VHS Set, this collectible puts a morbid twist on the snow globe. It shows Michael Myers attacking Laurie Strode. Skip to 4:35 in the video to see the globe. Thumbnail image via I-Mockery.

From the Unemployed Philosophers Guild – the folks who make the Shark! mug – comes a time-lapse of extinction. This mug features dinosaurs that turn into skeletons when the mug is filled with hot liquid. Also sold on Amazon.

Geeksoap’s fragrant replica of the OUTATIME DeLorean license plate from Back to the Future has a whopping 1.21 gigawash of cleaning power. It’ll take you back to a time when you weren’t smelly and dirty.

Matthew Chojnacki’s Alternative Movie Posters: Film Art from the Underground is about the art of unofficial movie posters. Featuring over 200 posters with commentary from the artists. More on The Verge.

Being good in the kitchen is always a plus. So is being spontaneous. Put the two together with the Foodie Dice. With 186,000 combinations, you’re bound to come up with something new to cook even after a few re-rolls.

Fiftythree partnered with Moleskine to allow users of the brilliant iPad sketching app Paper to order a printed version of their virtual journals from within the app. Each book costs $40 and will be delivered in 2 weeks. More here.

The GoPro Hero3+ Black Edition is 20% smaller and lighter and has a 30% longer battery life than its predecessor. Its improved lens leads to 33% sharper images. It also has a new wide-angle video mode and an auto low-light mode.

Tiny replicas of alley dumpsters: monuments of urban life and canvases for the street artist. Measuring 11″x10″x8″, Dumpsty can be used as a document holder or – yep – a trash bin. You can customize them with stickers or lids.

He is the one who freshens. Breaking Bad may be over, but you can always take The Danger with you with this officially licensed Heisenberg air freshener. Have an A-1 day with its blue meth strawberry scent.

A side project of 410BC Clothing, Anatomist sells limited edition apparel and accessories “inspired by vintage anatomical and medical texts”, such as a brain piggy bank, a skull candle, t-shirts with anatomical diagrams and more.

Amazon may have just made the ultimate consumer’s tablets. The HDX 7″ and HDX 8.9 tablets have displays with beyond 1080p resolution, quad-core CPUs and a free, live and interactive tech support service called Mayday.

Convince your materialistic loved ones to take a bath with this silly soap by WoodWick Candles. It contains a random US dollar bill that you can extract and spend once you’ve used up the soap. The bill can be $1, $5, $10, $20 or $50.

Hot Toys will soon release these awesome 1/6th scale collectible action figures based on the silly Batman TV series from the 60s. Both action figures have 30 points of articulation and a variety of extra hands and props.

Build sand castles without a beach using Kinetic Sand. It behaves like a more malleable version of putty. It’s made of ordinary sand with a little bit of silicone. It’s non-toxic and is easy to clean up. Seems mighty similar to SAND.

A convenient shopping service that handpicks clothes and accessories aligned to your tastes. The items will be sent to you so you can try them for free for up to 10 days. Buy the ones you want to keep and send the rest back.

Alpha Industries has a collection of replica flight jackets and even the iconic blue flight suit worn by NASA astronauts. They’re adorned with assorted patches and also come in kid’s sizes.

Adam Sidwell’s Acrobatic Maneuvers is a bad-ass set of limited-edition watercolor-style prints featuring the elite pilots of Star Fox: Fox, Falco, Peppy and Slippy. Attract Mode also has alternate colors of the Fox and Falco prints.

Knock Knock’s Bathroom Guest Book provides a fun activity for when you’re engaged in another activity. Rate the bathroom, describe your visit with a song and more. Check out a large image of the activity page here.