Awesome Gifts

Pop Chart Lab screen printed its Cartography of Kitchenware on a natural canvas apron. The result is a poster of over 200 kitchen tools, machines and more that’s more useful and affordable than the original.

(NSFW: Language) Modern Toss broke down its infamous Periodic Table of Swearing into over 100 magnets so you can post profanity everywhere. Then curse yourself when you inevitably lose a piece or two.

Baby’s first Korg. The tinyPiano has 25 keys, 25 different sounds and 50 built-in songs, so you can use it as a music box as well. It has a 3.5mm output jack and can be powered via its adapter or with 6 AA batteries.

Knock Knock wants to help you sort the crap out of your stuff. It has different sized boxes, file folders and even a receipt organizer with honest labels such as crap, more crap, other crap, stuff I want to hide and more.

A 2-in-1 bundle of Jeffrey Brown’s children’s comic books Darth Vader and Son and Vader’s Little Princess. It comes with two maquettes featuring the titular characters. The Son and Princess sets are also available separately.

Candle scale models of famous skyscrapers. Designer Naihan Li said, “I’m tired of modernity. I like watching these buildings burn and melt into artistic pieces. I light these for fun, I think I’ve burnt 20 sets just myself.”

Have fortune cookies lost their magic for you? Or are you just a Chinese food-loving pessimist? Then grab a box of Misfortune Cookies. They’re guaranteed to make you laugh. Then cry. They probably taste bad too.

Packing tape for frequent fliers. Each roll has 99ft. of tape with repeating text and patterns that resemble airport baggage tags. Available in blue, green and orange. We’re guessing it might confuse shipping companies.

A LEGO model of NASA’s Curiosity rover, our robot emissary to Mars. It has 6 wheels and an articulated arm. It was designed and submitted to LEGO by Stephen Pakbaz, a mechanical engineer who worked on the actual rover.

A website for people who want to give – or receive –  experiences instead of material gifts, such as a whiskey distillery tour, a woodworking class, a tour of Walter White’s house and US camping reservations.

Behold, the most foul, cruel and bad-tempered footwear you ever set eyes on. These plush slippers were cast in the image of the fearsome Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog. Fits up to men’s size 10.5. Cheaper version here.

A wooden rack that makes it easier to carry and serve multiple bottles or glasses. A great gift for for pub owners and gracious hosts. There are variants that fit beer bottles, shot glasses and pint tumblers.

A series of statues featuring the six original X-Men along with their original archenemy (and now teammate) Magneto as they appeared in Stan Lee and Jack Kirby’s 1963 comic Uncanny X-Men #1. Limited to 950 units each.

A kit that lets you control paper airplanes with your smartphone. It has a propeller, a rudder and a Bluetooth antenna, all connected via a durable carbon fiber frame. It has a range of 180ft. and lasts up to 10min. per charge.

Jacob Bromwell has a limited edition collection of kitchenware and drinkware such as flasks, cups and shot glasses, all hand made from pure copper. This week, UrbanDaddy members can get a 30% discount off some of the items.

A great gift for hoops fans, the Naismith-style lace-up ball is a replica of early basketballs. It has a leather shell, a rubber bladder and a rawhide lace. It’s a bit bigger and heavier than today’s balls, but it’s perfectly functional.

If you’re already hankering for the taste of a sumptuous Thanksgiving dinner, check out King of Pop’s bundle of popcorn imbued with those familiar flavors. We’re not sure that how turkey-flavored popcorn works out though.

If this groovy gnome doesn’t help you tend your garden, it should at least raise the morale of its fellow spirits. Designed by The Novogratz, each gnome has thousands of tiny mirrors on it, each applied by hand.

Kikkerland’s log-shaped cushions are filled with micro beads and come in oak, sycamore and birch designs. Sleep like a log with pillows that look like logs. These pillows put the lumber in slumber. Okay we’ll stop now.

Aside from being an alarm clock, this quirky device can show you how much money, friends and time you have left. It will be updated to display other news and facts in the future. If you haven’t thrown it away by that time.

The Deluxe Box Set of Random Access Memories contains both vinyl and digital editions of the songs, two USB drives, layered transparencies containing schematics – x-rays? – of the robot’s helmets and bodies and more.

This book can be classified under either non-fiction or horror depending on the person reading it. Simon Rich and Farley Katz outline the realities of married life in The Married Kama Sutra: The World’s Least Erotic Sex Manual.

“I’m sorry to have kept you waiting, but I’m afraid my watch has become rather sillier recently.” Monty Python fans will love this wristwatch, which features John Cleese as the public servant from the Ministry of Silly Walks.