Awesome Drinks

Created in St. Petersburg with 100% Russian ingredients, including Siberian ginseng, this smooth vodka is quadruple-distilled. Packaged in an elegant ornamental box, it’s perfect for gift-giving.

The right container for the prescription that handles all sorts of ailments. Whether physical, emotional, real, imagined, positive or negative – just take Boozemin. Moderately. Cocktail shaker here.

A truly unique beverage, this liquor is made from fermented black tea, herbs and alcohol, ranging from a mild 32% booze (64 proof) up to a gut-burning 72% (144 proof). Review here.

If there’s one thing we know about dogs – it’s that they like to fetch stuff. This man has harnessed this innate canine ability and put it to good use – to retrieve his beloved vodka.

There are ways to cool drinks without using ice. But if you don’t want to put anything else in your drink, these stainless steel glasses can do the job too, keeping drinks chilled 45-105 minutes longer.

Named after the mobile nuclear attack briefcase, The Football has all you need to get bombed (a bottle of vodka and tequila) and recover (Advil, Altoids, eye drops), and also a pair of handcuffs.

Etsy seller CosmicFirefly makes beautiful flasks from silver or chrome-plated stainless steel, with a silver or bronze figurine and an embossed pattern. Available in different shapes and volumes.

You don’t have to take a trip to Moe’s or to Apu’s Kwik-E-Mart to score some of Homer’s favorite beer. You can have this pack delivered to your doorstep, straight from Springfield Germany.

Lee Seo-jin’s Earth-friendly Cuptea design is a lovely marriage of disposable cup and teabag. The flat kit converts into a beautiful hexagon for flower tea and an octagonal shape for leaf tea.

Illustrator Dave Murray puts a cubist spin on roundist(?) cans and bottles of beer in this abstract series of 9×12 giclée prints. Note: Get too drunk, and they might just look photo-realistic.

Online spirits retailer Master of Malt is offering Drinks by the Dram samples in simple, stylish packaging; customers can purchase 3cl samples of whisky at the fraction of the price of a whole bottle.

The Big Easy offers some of the best iced coffee on the planet. Maybe it’s the sweltering heat that makes it taste better. Get a little shot of heaven with this NOLA-style concentrate (made in NYC.)

While these aren’t actual containers for booze, it might be fun to show up at your next party taking a swig of Jagermeister, Jack or Absolut from a milk carton, as envisioned by artist Jørn.

Whether you’re dealing with a first date, a messy divorce, or a bad day at work, How to Booze: Exquisite Cocktails and Unsound Advice has your back, mixing advice and the right drink to go with.

Absolut’s small-batch premium vodka is made using a restored 1929 copper rectification still, producing ever-so-subtle fruit and floral notes not found in other pure vodkas.

The On-Ice Dispenser keeps your favorite drink accessible and cool without being diluted by the ice, which is isolated in the interior chamber. Has a maximum capacity of 80 oz.

If you think Whiskey Stones are neat but would rather not see them swimming in your drink, maybe you’ll like them better as shot glasses. Just leave these in the freezer for 4 hours before use.

Looks like something from a lab (way cooler than your current coffeemaker) but the Hario cold water dripper makes a smoother coffee concentrate that’s perfect for iced beverages and cooking.

Be the life of the party and keep the booze flowing with the Dual Tank Backpack Drink Dispenser. Its two 24″ taps have a combined capacity of 210oz. Also comes with a mesh bag for holding cups.

Practice chemistry and be refreshed with the Root Beer Brewing Kit. It has almost everything you need to make 2 gal. of root beer, including bottle labels. Some ingredients (i.e. sugar) not included.

You may not have a Swiss army knife, multi-tool or a keychain. But chances are, you need at least one key. Get one of these blanks from Makr to ensure you’re always ready to pop them bottles.

Containing spirit dating from 1868, 1878, 1926 and 1939, the Dalmore Trinitas is a rare three bottle release, 64 year single-malt available for mere pennies – just 19,500,000 of them. (Thanks, Ron!)

The guys from D4D head to Intelligentsia Coffee in Venice, California to be schooled in the art of the cappuccino by an expert barista, capturing gorgeous video on the way. Now fix an espresso.