The Football

alcohol | Awesome Gifts: 2011 | drinks | October 24, 2011

Buy Price: $500.00+ Hat Tip

Named after the mobile nuclear attack briefcase, The Football has all you need to get bombed (a bottle of vodka and tequila) and recover (Advil, Altoids, eye drops), and also a pair of handcuffs.

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