Awesome Christmas

This Slaughterhouse Christmas Special from EpicMealTime showcases some spectaular eating – a Gingerbread house minus the ginger plus lots and lots of meat. By spectacular we don’t mean good.

Even with 24 off the air, Jack Bauer’s violent interrogation techniques are usually pretty effective. Unfortunately, all he manages to get from Mr. Claus is a place on Santa’s naughty list.

Filled with tradition, this time of year just wouldn’t feel right without watching Snoopy, Die Hard, A Christmas Story and the latest addition to TA’s holiday program list: Christmas Carols with GWAR.

Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly channel the classic David Bowie/Bing Crosby Christmas collaboration with astounding accuracy (and a touch of humor). Who knew these guys could sing this well?

The holidays have already come if you own the consoles associated with these acrylic Controller Ornaments; it includes the N64, PlayStation, NES, Dreamcast, Wii, Xbox 360, and Genesis.

Say Seasons Eatings in style with your own pack of ten Left 4 Dead 2 Holiday Cards; each is drawn by Alexandria Neonakis and features the Spitter, Charger, and Jockey zombies.

They may seem “holy” inappropriate, but these Christmas Grenade decorations will not only make your tree a blast but go towards Ctrl.Alt.Shift’s fight against global conflict.

Even Santa has a posse, as evidenced by this new Motorola bluetooth headset ad that takes the recent SantaCon street gatherings and co-opts them with good ol’ capitalism.

You haven’t geeked out Christmas until you’ve decked the halls with starship models like this tree by JD Hancock; it’s primarily for Trekkies, thought we do spy an X-Wing.

Our favorite psychotic rabbits with aggression issues have a very special holiday message courtesy of Ubisoft; there’s nothing quite like having yuletide joy screamed at you.

Above: Burnout Paradise remixes “Twas the night before Christmas…” with gameplay videos of the Jansen 88 special hovering and flamin’ through the streets of Paradise City.

Made by local Kansas City Santa Dick Conkling , this Rocket Sleigh is actually a 1970 VW microbus with a hot-rod painted jet engine, LCD lights and a 5,000 watt sound system.

The Kickass Christmas Tree award goes to The Klip Collective, whose TreeWaxHD video above is a groovalicious feast for the eyes and the ears; Saint Nick got moves!

Their time might be better spent avoiding a bailout, but checkout these Ford, Nissan, Bentley and Rolls-Royce proposals for futuristic, revamped versions of Santa’s Sleigh.

Robot Santa’s cousin Evil Santa could care less whether you’ve been naughty or nice: St. Nick is kicking ass and taking names in this wicked black tee by A Day To Remember.

Futurama’s “A Tale of Two Santas” is one of our favorite episodes, so we’re itching to get our mitts on this two-fer, which includes both the bad and the ugly: Robot Santa and Santa Bender.