Awesome Candy

The gods smile upon us once more, marrying Oreo cookies and our favorite super-sweet candy. Expect them in stores in time for Halloween. Too bad we missed the candy cane Oreos for Xmas.

Get your spice on anytime with one of these deliciously hot, oversize, grizzly approved lollipops, loaded with the essence of our favorite chili sauce. Also great for pranking unsuspecting victims.

Something appropriate to munch on while watching the latest season of Breaking Bad. This is cotton candy flavored rock candy, as blue as the primo glass that Heisenberg is known for.

Cotton candy infused with bits and pieces of Pop Rocks, combining soft and crackly textures to make your mouth happy. In blue raspberry, strawberry, piña colada and coconut flavors.

This artist proves that with enough patience and the right tools, you can turn this Everlasting Gobstopper into a usable drinking vessel – or is it an egg cup? Either way, it’s mesmerizing.

Whether you like red hot foods or just want to play a nasty prank on your friends, Satan’s Spawn’s slightly sweet, very spicy habanero/chili-infused gummy bears should do the trick.

Feeling like a zombie today? Take a bite of out of one of these tasty handmade chocolate skulls, and recharge with a little sugar fix – or some candy or walnut brains if you really are among the undead.

Loaded with peanut butter filling sandwiched between layers of chocolate cake, this 7-1/2″ diameter PBC will let you have your very own Epic Dessert Time, without all the mess and swearing.

We’ve seen a wall-sized set and one with magnets, but this scrabble set by Andie’s Specialty Sweets is by far the most unique. The tiles and racks are made of pure vanilla and real chocolate.

Valentine’s Day is over, and all that’s left behind are some dried up roses, empty bottles of bubbly, and some half-eaten chocolates. Here, Conan bids farewell to these unwanted sweets.

Crude jokes about Uranus aside, we think these beautifully crafted chocolate planets from L’eclat would be astoundingly fun to eat. Not in Japan? You can get them through this service. (Thanks, Gary!)

After making some of the weirdest commercials ever, Skittles sent Nathan Barnatt a boombox as a gift and asked him to show it on his YouTube page. But this dancing fool couldn’t stop there.

It’s not the only edible medium ever used, but we’d rather eat Jason Mecier’s paintings made from licorice ropes. Though we’re only eating the Red Vines, and leaving the black licorice behind.

A tumblr that posts nothing but scanned cross-sections of – you guessed it – candy bars. We’d like to volunteer to dispose of the samples. Like sandwiches more? The Internet’s got your back.

These red and white striped hard candies look just like the ones that Grandma used to put in her fancy candy dish for the holidays, but they’re not minty; these confections have a mighty bacon flavor.

(Very NSFW) Video directing duo Cousins let loose in this ridiculous, but hysterical (fake) ad spot for the chewy and tangy candy. We absolutely do not want to ever taste this rainbow.

Bourbon drinkers have lollipops, so why shouldn’t beer connoisseurs have their own candy too? Available in creamy caramels and taffy, made with real beers like IPA, Lager, Stout and Lambic.

The epicmealtime guys are usually all about meat, but now that their bellies are full, they’re having a little dessert, with treats like candy cheeseburgers, chocolate chip cookie steak, and KitKat fries.

Youtuber Vi Hart explains the right way to eat candy buttons, and how to make music with those edible dots in her xkcd inspired clip “How to Eat Candy Buttons Like a Recreational Mathemusician.”

These limited-edition truffles are the perfect gift for the guy with good taste, and a taste for chocolate. Exotic flavors include black truffle, Guinness stout, Macallan whiskey and black sesame + wasabi.

Stumped about what to give your loved ones this Holiday season? Why not design a custom chocolate? Head straight for the “Other” ingredients for really one-of-a-kind results. Yes, there’s bacon.

This sugary-sweet gummy creation measures 26 inches-long, weighs 3 pounds and clocks in at about 4,000 calories. Perfect for a giant chocolate pudding and Oreo dirt cake. Here’s the Oreo.

ThinkGeek’s Gummy Brain candy comes with delicious strawberry-flavored brain parts. Bonus: a small vial of cherry flavored liquid candy (aka candy blood) is included with each horrific brain.