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Jack Daniel’s Chocolate Bars

Jack Daniel’s Chocolate Bars

Possibly the greatest chocolate bar we’ve ever tasted, this Swiss-made Goldkenn chocolate is filled with a real Jack Daniel’s whiskey syrup center with a touch of sugar wrapped around it. And yes, it will get you buzzed.

Sriracha Chocolate Bar

Sriracha Chocolate Bar

You’ve munched on Sriracha-flavored popcorn and licked Sriracha lollipops. It’s time to confuse your taste buds once again with ThinkGeek’s dark chocolate spiked with the popular chili sauce.

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Candy Cane Shot Glasses

Candy Cane Shot Glasses

When you’re done downing shots at your holiday party, it’s time to move on and have some dessert. These edible candy cane shot glasses are perfect with spiked hot cocoa or some Baileys.

Liquor-Laden Marshmallows

Liquor-Laden Marshmallows

Enjoy a shot of stout or bourbon anywhere and at any time with Wondermade’s boozed-up marshmallows. Choose from Maker’s Mark– or Guinness-infused marshmallows.

Gummy Python

Gummy Python

The Party Python puts the gummy game on a chokehold. This hilariously huge gummy candy weighs 26lbs. and is nearly 8ft. long. It has over 36,000 calories and is good for 306 servings.

Jelly Belly Candy Canes

Jelly Belly Candy Canes

Not to be confused with candy cane-flavored Jelly Belly, these special holiday candies come in two bundles: Very Cherry, Juicy Pear & Cinnamon and Tutti Fruitti, Blueberry, & Watermelon.

Cadbury: Screme Eggs

Cadbury: Screme Eggs

Cadbury jumps on the zombie bandwagon with this hilarious stop-motion commercial clip called “Last Stand” for their special Halloween-edition Creme Eggs candy. Goo goo goo goo goo!

Energy Gummy Bears

Energy Gummy Bears

The folks over at Vat19 continue their tradition of bringing all things gummy to market, with these gummy bears spiked with the same amount of caffeine and guarana as an energy drink.

Candy Corn Oreos

Candy Corn Oreos

The gods smile upon us once more, marrying Oreo cookies and our favorite super-sweet candy. Expect them in stores in time for Halloween. Too bad we missed the candy cane Oreos for Xmas.

Sriracha Lollipops

Sriracha Lollipops

Get your spice on anytime with one of these deliciously hot, oversize, grizzly approved lollipops, loaded with the essence of our favorite chili sauce. Also great for pranking unsuspecting victims.

Cocoagraph

Cocoagraph

Now you can have your pics and eat ’em too. Founded by Rae Vittorelli, Cocoagraph makes realistic Polaroid-style chocolate versions of photographs. Available in life size and bite size.

Breaking Bad Candy

Breaking Bad Candy

Something appropriate to munch on while watching the latest season of Breaking Bad. This is cotton candy flavored rock candy, as blue as the primo glass that Heisenberg is known for.

Tiki Pop Cotton Candy

Tiki Pop Cotton Candy

Cotton candy infused with bits and pieces of Pop Rocks, combining soft and crackly textures to make your mouth happy. In blue raspberry, strawberry, piña colada and coconut flavors.

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Jawbreaker Shot Glass

Jawbreaker Shot Glass

This artist proves that with enough patience and the right tools, you can turn this Everlasting Gobstopper into a usable drinking vessel – or is it an egg cup? Either way, it’s mesmerizing.

Evil Hot Gummy Bears

Evil Hot Gummy Bears

Whether you like red hot foods or just want to play a nasty prank on your friends, Satan’s Spawn’s slightly sweet, very spicy habanero/chili-infused gummy bears should do the trick.

Chocolate Skulls

Chocolate Skulls

Feeling like a zombie today? Take a bite of out of one of these tasty handmade chocolate skulls, and recharge with a little sugar fix – or some candy or walnut brains if you really are among the undead.

Giant Peanut Butter Cup Cake

Giant Peanut Butter Cup Cake

Loaded with peanut butter filling sandwiched between layers of chocolate cake, this 7-1/2″ diameter PBC will let you have your very own Epic Dessert Time, without all the mess and swearing.

Edible Scrabble Tiles

Edible Scrabble Tiles

We’ve seen a wall-sized set and one with magnets, but this scrabble set by Andie’s Specialty Sweets is by far the most unique. The tiles and racks are made of pure vanilla and real chocolate.

Half-Eaten Valentine’s Chocolates

Half-Eaten Valentine’s Chocolates

Valentine’s Day is over, and all that’s left behind are some dried up roses, empty bottles of bubbly, and some half-eaten chocolates. Here, Conan bids farewell to these unwanted sweets.

Chocolate Solar System

Chocolate Solar System

Crude jokes about Uranus aside, we think these beautifully crafted chocolate planets from L’eclat would be astoundingly fun to eat. Not in Japan? You can get them through this service. (Thanks, Gary!)

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Skittles Boom Box

Skittles Boom Box

After making some of the weirdest commercials ever, Skittles sent Nathan Barnatt a boombox as a gift and asked him to show it on his YouTube page. But this dancing fool couldn’t stop there.

Red Vines Portraits

Red Vines Portraits

It’s not the only edible medium ever used, but we’d rather eat Jason Mecier’s paintings made from licorice ropes. Though we’re only eating the Red Vines, and leaving the black licorice behind.

Scandybars

Scandybars

A tumblr that posts nothing but scanned cross-sections of – you guessed it – candy bars. We’d like to volunteer to dispose of the samples. Like sandwiches more? The Internet’s got your back.

Bacon Candy

Bacon Candy

These red and white striped hard candies look just like the ones that Grandma used to put in her fancy candy dish for the holidays, but they’re not minty; these confections have a mighty bacon flavor.

Skittles: Newlyweds

Skittles: Newlyweds

(Very NSFW) Video directing duo Cousins let loose in this ridiculous, but hysterical (fake) ad spot for the chewy and tangy candy. We absolutely do not want to ever taste this rainbow.

Beercandy

Beercandy

Bourbon drinkers have lollipops, so why shouldn’t beer connoisseurs have their own candy too? Available in creamy caramels and taffy, made with real beers like IPA, Lager, Stout and Lambic.

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