Lance Armstrong may be a great rider, but it doesn’t hurt to befriend an alien with a few levitating tricks up his towel; this Race Advantage tee will have you phoning home in no time.
Killing two birds (or lambs) with one stone, this gingerbread Dr. Hannibal Lecter can always satisfy his gruesome habits: if he runs out of victims, Cannibal only need eat himself.
One man’s offense is another alien’s defense: in deference to our ET overlords, arcades on the other side of the galaxy usually rename Taito’s classic game as “Space Defenders.”
The only food you’re liable to find on this digital Trash tee is spam, but it’s a lot less smelly the real-world equivalent; still, a Recycle Bin would have been much more eco-friendly.
We’ve died and gone to geek heaven: football and Star Wars fans will love this Good v Evil t-shirt; let’s the hope empire doesn’t strike back after Han makes the first 100 yard Kessel Run.
Escher’s Dogs makes us simultaneously laugh and scratch our heads; we’ll give a big ass milkbone and a degree in perceptual psychology to Fido if he can get himself out of this one.
Brains are pretty high in cholesterol, so it’s a good idea for zombies to regularly hit the treadmill: this Eternal Exercise t-shirt gives new meaning to notions of the “walking undead.”
When these pale-faced coworkers say work sucks, they mean it literally: Glennz’ Office Chat t-shirt shows that watercooler talk not includes football and cars but bare necks and blood banks.
Crash Test is Glennz’ latest tee is thanks to his new crowd-selected Vote page: momentum can be a terrible thing, especially if your head is attached to your body with plastic.
Fast food joints would be a lot cooler if they adopted a military hierarchy (with KFC naturally leading the way): this Highest Rank t-shirt shows you should never run a-fowl of the Colonel.
Long before Atari unleashed Pong on the world, Baby-Boom era college students apparently had whipped up a primitive prototype as evidenced by this Pre Computer tee.
There’s no crampin’ this bird’s style: even penguins get tired of the whole tuxedo getup from time to time, as evidenced by this Less Formal t-shirt; the tattoo on his wing says “Born To Fly.”
The Sheep-A-Sleep seemed like a good idea, but judging from the counter it isn’t overly effective; this Insomniac Innovation tee is innovative on its own with glow-in-the-dark ink.
Kids got no respect these days, or so the saying goes, but we can’t help but wonder how things might be different if the Dark Knight would just lighten up as seen on this Gotham’s Youth tee.
Don’t let the scooter in this Slowing Down tee fool you; before you blink twice, The Flash will have run your ass over AND delivered righteous pwnage at Bingo and Shuffleboard.
Apple probably didn’t have hooks in mind for the iPhone’s touchscreen, but this Modern Pirates T-shirt shows even Blackbeard prefers 3G speeds when searching for buried booty. Arr!
Glennz is back with his Not So Famous Tee: the Swiss Army Fork is the Swiss Army Knife’s less popular and significantly less useful little brother; you can’t blame a utensil for trying.
We’ve always wondered how Vader kept his helmet blingin’; Glenn Jones (aka Glennz) Self Maintenance tee is pure genius and has got us all’ Imperial Marchin’. Thanks, Simon!
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