Glennz Laptop Skins

Glennz Laptop Skins

New at Glennz: his witty vector art is making the jump from tees to laptops, with 24 skins that fit 13″, 14″, 15″ and 17″ notebook lids; they’re all priced the same, regardless of the size.

Glennz’ Evolution Tee

Glennz’ Evolution Tee

Threadless legend Glenn Jones has opened his own shop; it’s filled with his signature tongue-in cheek graphic tees. New in the store: Evolution (asphalt), perfect for Lego fanatics.

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Daily Fix Mug

Daily Fix Mug

Make every day a party and shotgun your caffeine buzz with Glennz’s hilarious coffee mug, featuring imagery of two office professionals taking part in their morning speed ritual. Holds 15oz. Dishwasher safe.

Empire Strike T-Shirt

Empire Strike T-Shirt

That’s no moon! It’s a bowling ball! Glennz’s smartalec tee envisions the Death Star as the ultimate power in the alley, poised to annihilate Aldepiins with the flick of your wrist.

Stunt Fish T-Shirt

Stunt Fish T-Shirt

Graphic designer/T-shirt madman Glennz is at it again. His latest design poses the question: What happens when you train your fish too well? What’s next? Crossing the Grand Canyon on a tiny highwire?

Elephant in the Room (T-Shirt)

Elephant in the Room (T-Shirt)

Illustrator Glenn Jones’ latest humorous t-shirt design is perfect for architects, animal lovers, and anyone with a love for metaphorical idioms. And in case its design isn’t obvious to you, you’re totally getting the point.

Wound Specific (T-Shirt)

Wound Specific (T-Shirt)

Glennz latest design offers up a glimpse at the future of bandage technology, with specially-cut bandages for every wound type. We doubt they’d stop bleeding from even a tiny chainsaw though.

Water Bomb Squad (T-Shirt)

Water Bomb Squad (T-Shirt)

We can always count on Glennz to make us laugh with his clever, graphic tees. This one reminds us of The Hurt Locker, but is a lot less dangerous. Look out for enemy snipers bearing NERF guns.

Continuous Gaming (T-Shirt)

Continuous Gaming (T-Shirt)

Screw the whole controller-free gaming thing. It’s time to take full advantage of your physical controllers and sneak in a little meal while you keep playing. Another great tee from Glennz.

Crash Tests for Dummies

Crash Tests for Dummies

Our friends over at GLENNZ Tees are at it again – this time with an explanation of how crash test dummies study while they’re getting ready for their jobs. Works on more levels than most t-shirts.

Big Meal

Big Meal

A murder most fowl has been committed on Sesame Street! This nasty little kitty is smarter than Sylvester, because why settle for a teeny Tweety Bird when you can go for the Big Meal?

Call the Surgeon T-shirt

Call the Surgeon T-shirt

Hasbro Hospital may be cheap, but it may not be the best place to Call the Surgeon to have an important operation: on the plus side, your nose will buzz if he or she nicks an artery.

Pet Feeder T-shirt

Pet Feeder T-shirt

When he’s not gobbling up ghosties and the occasional cherry, Pac-Man is content to be a low-maintenance pet; just make sure his Pet Feeder has Pac-Pellets and to clean up the Pac-Poop.

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Lunar Studio T-shirt

Lunar Studio T-shirt

Forget NASA’s LRO imaging of the Apollo 17 landing site: this Lunar Studio t-shirt is proof enough for Capricorn One fans, moon landing hoax believers, and Elvis followers.

Stuck in the Past T-shirt

Stuck in the Past T-shirt

Where Doc Brown’s going, he doesn’t need (or want) roads: this Stuck in the Past Tee shows that even a flux capacitor and Libyan plutonium are no match for a determined meter maid.

Missing T-shirt

Missing T-shirt

One might call it a paradox for Flight 815 survivors to find this Missing t-shirt, but that’s nothing new for LOST; we’d try to explain the references on this milk carton, but Jacob told us not to.

Party Trick T-shirt

Party Trick T-shirt

Live long, and puppet: this Party Trick tee proves that Spock’s greeting also makes him the life of the party–at least until he Vulcan nerve pinches everyone after too much Romulan Ale.

Direct Line T-shirt

Direct Line T-shirt

That Commissioner Gordon looks remarkably slimmer in The Dark Knight has nothing to do with creative retconning; Glennz’ Direct Line t-shirt shows where his priorities lie pie.

Wrong Target T-shirt

Wrong Target T-shirt

We’re already giving the crazy Battleship movie a wide berth, but this Wrong Target tee is a glimpse of how a three hour cruise can turn into a one-way trip 20,000 leagues under the sea.

UFO T-shirt

UFO T-shirt

A story as full of hot air as Balloon Boy was destined to become a meme, but this UFO t-shirt by Glennz is the best Mylar mashup we’ve seen by far; Unidentified Fake-Out, indeed.

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Refill Required Tee

Refill Required Tee

Cellphones may run on volts of electricity, but many humans (including us) run on jolts of java: this Refill Require t-shirt is for those whose sleep debt is one REM cycle away from bankruptcy.

Death By Chocolate Tee

Death By Chocolate Tee

It was a drive by chomping: the life of an celebrity candy may seem glamorous, but there’s a dark, bittersweet side: this Death By Chocolate t-shirt mixes M&M and mortality.

Rocket Science T-shirt

Rocket Science T-shirt

And we have lick off: it’d be a sham to send a tasty Firecracker Popsicle to the moon, but Glennz’ Rocket Science t-shirt makes one giant cherry-flavored leap for mankind.

Race Advantage T-shirt

Race Advantage T-shirt

Lance Armstrong may be a great rider, but it doesn’t hurt to befriend an alien with a few levitating tricks up his towel; this Race Advantage tee will have you phoning home in no time.

Cannibal T-shirt

Cannibal T-shirt

Killing two birds (or lambs) with one stone, this gingerbread Dr. Hannibal Lecter can always satisfy his gruesome habits: if he runs out of victims, Cannibal only need eat himself.

Space Defenders T-shirt

Space Defenders T-shirt

One man’s offense is another alien’s defense: in deference to our ET overlords, arcades on the other side of the galaxy usually rename Taito’s classic game as “Space Defenders.”

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