Glennz Laptop Skins

Glennz Laptop Skins
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New at Glennz: his witty vector art is making the jump from tees to laptops, with 24 skins that fit 13″, 14″, 15″ and 17″ notebook lids; they’re all priced the same, regardless of the size.

Glennz’ Evolution Tee

Glennz’ Evolution Tee
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Threadless legend Glenn Jones has opened his own shop; it’s filled with his signature tongue-in cheek graphic tees. New in the store: Evolution (asphalt), perfect for Lego fanatics.

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Balloon Dog Shirts

Balloon Dog Shirts
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We’ve long been fans of artist Glenn Jones’ cheeky illustrations. Here, he envisions a world in which Snoopy and Woodstock are balloon animals. Even their doghouse is inflatable. The playful image is available on various shirts, including tees, tanks, sweatshirts, and hoodies. Now we want to see the rest of the balloon Peanuts.

Autobacon T-Shirt

Autobacon T-Shirt
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There’s nothing quite like the smell of sizzling bacon in the morning (or anytime, really.) But what happens if you run out and don’t want to wait for Instacart to show up? Glennz’s tasty t-shirt design envisions a machine we totally want in our kitchen – a desktop machine that prints bacon strips on demand.

Slinky Heaven T-Shirt

Slinky Heaven T-Shirt
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New Zealand artist Glenn Jones of Glennz is known for his silly illustrations of objects in outlandish and sometimes punny situations. Here, he envisions a place where a Slinky can enjoy perpetual motion, thanks to an Escher-esque impossible staircase. Of course, there’s already a real world solution to this problem.

Daily Fix Mug

Daily Fix Mug
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Make every day a party and shotgun your caffeine buzz with Glennz’s hilarious coffee mug, featuring imagery of two office professionals taking part in their morning speed ritual. Holds 15oz. Dishwasher safe.

Empire Strike T-Shirt

Empire Strike T-Shirt
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That’s no moon! It’s a bowling ball! Glennz’s smartalec tee envisions the Death Star as the ultimate power in the alley, poised to annihilate Aldepiins with the flick of your wrist.

Stunt Fish T-Shirt

Stunt Fish T-Shirt
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Graphic designer/T-shirt madman Glennz is at it again. His latest design poses the question: What happens when you train your fish too well? What’s next? Crossing the Grand Canyon on a tiny highwire?

Elephant in the Room (T-Shirt)

Elephant in the Room (T-Shirt)
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Illustrator Glenn Jones’ latest humorous t-shirt design is perfect for architects, animal lovers, and anyone with a love for metaphorical idioms. And in case its design isn’t obvious to you, you’re totally getting the point.

Wound Specific (T-Shirt)

Wound Specific (T-Shirt)
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Glennz latest design offers up a glimpse at the future of bandage technology, with specially-cut bandages for every wound type. We doubt they’d stop bleeding from even a tiny chainsaw though.

Water Bomb Squad (T-Shirt)

Water Bomb Squad (T-Shirt)
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We can always count on Glennz to make us laugh with his clever, graphic tees. This one reminds us of The Hurt Locker, but is a lot less dangerous. Look out for enemy snipers bearing NERF guns.

Continuous Gaming (T-Shirt)

Continuous Gaming (T-Shirt)
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Screw the whole controller-free gaming thing. It’s time to take full advantage of your physical controllers and sneak in a little meal while you keep playing. Another great tee from Glennz.

Crash Tests for Dummies

Crash Tests for Dummies
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Our friends over at GLENNZ Tees are at it again – this time with an explanation of how crash test dummies study while they’re getting ready for their jobs. Works on more levels than most t-shirts.

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Big Meal

Big Meal
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A murder most fowl has been committed on Sesame Street! This nasty little kitty is smarter than Sylvester, because why settle for a teeny Tweety Bird when you can go for the Big Meal?

Call the Surgeon T-shirt

Call the Surgeon T-shirt
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Hasbro Hospital may be cheap, but it may not be the best place to Call the Surgeon to have an important operation: on the plus side, your nose will buzz if he or she nicks an artery.

Pet Feeder T-shirt

Pet Feeder T-shirt
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When he’s not gobbling up ghosties and the occasional cherry, Pac-Man is content to be a low-maintenance pet; just make sure his Pet Feeder has Pac-Pellets and to clean up the Pac-Poop.

Lunar Studio T-shirt

Lunar Studio T-shirt
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Forget NASA’s LRO imaging of the Apollo 17 landing site: this Lunar Studio t-shirt is proof enough for Capricorn One fans, moon landing hoax believers, and Elvis followers.

Stuck in the Past T-shirt

Stuck in the Past T-shirt
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Where Doc Brown’s going, he doesn’t need (or want) roads: this Stuck in the Past Tee shows that even a flux capacitor and Libyan plutonium are no match for a determined meter maid.

Missing T-shirt

Missing T-shirt
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One might call it a paradox for Flight 815 survivors to find this Missing t-shirt, but that’s nothing new for LOST; we’d try to explain the references on this milk carton, but Jacob told us not to.

Party Trick T-shirt

Party Trick T-shirt
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Live long, and puppet: this Party Trick tee proves that Spock’s greeting also makes him the life of the party–at least until he Vulcan nerve pinches everyone after too much Romulan Ale.

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Direct Line T-shirt

Direct Line T-shirt
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That Commissioner Gordon looks remarkably slimmer in The Dark Knight has nothing to do with creative retconning; Glennz’ Direct Line t-shirt shows where his priorities lie pie.

Wrong Target T-shirt

Wrong Target T-shirt
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We’re already giving the crazy Battleship movie a wide berth, but this Wrong Target tee is a glimpse of how a three hour cruise can turn into a one-way trip 20,000 leagues under the sea.

UFO T-shirt

UFO T-shirt
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A story as full of hot air as Balloon Boy was destined to become a meme, but this UFO t-shirt by Glennz is the best Mylar mashup we’ve seen by far; Unidentified Fake-Out, indeed.

Refill Required Tee

Refill Required Tee
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Cellphones may run on volts of electricity, but many humans (including us) run on jolts of java: this Refill Require t-shirt is for those whose sleep debt is one REM cycle away from bankruptcy.

Death By Chocolate Tee

Death By Chocolate Tee
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It was a drive by chomping: the life of an celebrity candy may seem glamorous, but there’s a dark, bittersweet side: this Death By Chocolate t-shirt mixes M&M and mortality.

Rocket Science T-shirt

Rocket Science T-shirt
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And we have lick off: it’d be a sham to send a tasty Firecracker Popsicle to the moon, but Glennz’ Rocket Science t-shirt makes one giant cherry-flavored leap for mankind.

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