Awesome Funny Stuff

It was a drive by chomping: the life of an celebrity candy may seem glamorous, but there’s a dark, bittersweet side: this Death By Chocolate t-shirt mixes M&M and mortality.

Move over, Spidey: few are as burdened as a well-endowed lip tickler; this With Great Moustache Comes Great Responsibility t-shirt shows that facial hair can’t just be brushed aside.

This Ping Pong Fighter SF 2 parody proves several things: 1) Sonic Booms and Yoga Fires are no match for Hadoukens and Shoryukens, and 2) never bring a paddle to a nunchuck fight.

Let the Easy Mac and Cup O’ Noodles commence: CollegeHumor outdoes itself with The Freshman 15, an uncannily well-sung and directed parody of The Verve Pipe’s 90s hit single.

We apologize in advance to the Motor City, but after an ugly, winless 2008 season, The Onion’s proposal for NFL Players to Mentor Detroit Lions may be just what Jim Schwartz needs.

With the 6th season due out 9/17/09, watch the first 100 episodes and get caught up with The Office: Seasons 1-5; running 2,040 minutes, it includes deleted scenes, gag reels and more.

Pirates are a tough lot, able to replace lost limbs, eyes and teeth with prosthetics; this Aarrrrr … My Leg t-shirt takes things to extremes, whittling them down to the bare essentials.

Not everyone has Labor Day weekend off; Darth’s black sheep brother Chad Vader spends it cleaning the toilet (gloves over gloves FTW!) and battling a family of angry possums.

It won’t be in the Louvre anytime soon, but sometimes you need a “sharp” lookin’ tee: Jawesome! features a shark doing a back flip and fireworks; in other words, everything awesome.

Premiering in select locations starting 10/7, Yes Men Fix The World is our kind of movie: the Yes Men are pranksters that inject honesty into political and business spin machines.

Certain Xbox 360s have had gamers seeing red for years, so this Red Ring of Death tee by ThinkGeek should elicit painful chuckles; it’s the one Achievement we’d be glad to leave locked.

If you’ve ever wanted to get famous by association, take abuse from musicians and sleep in a van, CollegeHumor’s Roadie Hero is the game for you; note: briefly NSFW at the end.

There was no way we couldn’t post Gold4JetPack.com: sure, it’s a goofy pre-order ad for Dark Void that spoofs Cash4Gold.com, but most importantly, it mentions the word Awesomer.

This latest Mugshot t-shirt from Despair doubles as two things: it’s a quick way to get your butt mistakenly hauled off to jail, and a cheap (but effective) Halloween costume.

The Onion tackles the growing problem of parents stalking their kids through Twitter and Facebook; if you’ve ever needed a reason to ignore a friend request from mom, this is it.

Oh witty wordplay, how we love thee: little did we know Apple’s new product wasn’t a tablet, but a Swiss Army version of the iMac: the iMac Gyver slices, dices and makes julienne fries.

Prepare for the ultimate sugar high: this Five Pound Gummy Bear is equal to 1,400 regular bears and tips the scales at 12,600 calories; available in raspberry, cherry or apple.

Get a rise (over run) out of math geeks: the Can’t Touch This Equation tee shows that even asymptotic musings can have an integral part in humor–even when at the limits of good taste.

A thinly-veiled jab at Guantanamo, The Onion’s Minotaur Maze does such a good job parroting pundit arguments that it’s just like a real-life political talk shows: mostly bulls***.

South Park’s all-construction paper Unaired Pilot is viewable for 30 days; it runs 2 min longer than Cartman Gets An Anal Probe with four minutes of unseen footage. Thanks, Andrew!

The Clone Wars were disastrous for the Trade Federation, but there was one business that made out like bandits Jawas: this Droid Recycle Bin t-shirt proves it pays to be green.

MediocreFilms’ Complimenting Strangers is a social experiment in the power of being nice; even if it’s a bit trite, these not-so random acts of kindness are pretty “nice” to see in action.

You probably spend a bit too much time online if you can identify every single person in this Internet People 2 video: it’s a musical rundown of (mostly) famous web personalities.