Awesome Funny Stuff

Now that’s a neocortex: these detailed 1:6 Mars Attacks! figures come as 10″ Soldiers or 12″ Ambassadors with 13 articulation points, but keep ’em away from birds and country music.

It may look orchestrated, but Bobby McFerrin is demonstrating how people intuitively sing notes on the pentatonic scale, using little more than his jumping to dictate relative pitch.

Poor, poor Pluto: last to be discovered and a runt to boot, you’ve since been demoted to the kiddy table; this Shirt.Woot Pluto t-shirt shows that it’s truly become a “minor” planet.

I Sell The Dead flips the whole undead genre on its head with two grave robbers making a profit off zombies and vampires; it stars Ron Perlman and LOTR’s Dominic Monaghan.

Munching on brains is hard work: employees at Japan’s Ultimate Horror Maze are seen above in a Zombie Boot Camp, after reports that they were no longer scary enough.

From cost-cutting to head-cutting: pranksters reinterpret Ikea’s reputation for efficiency with SOKKOMB, an easy-to-assemble guillotine made out of solid pine with a stainless steel blade.

It’s a frightening thing, but everything we know about G.I. Joe–from the USS Flagg to Snakeyes to Serpentor–can be summed up in this amazingly eloquent The Battle tee. Thanks, Chris!

We’re pretty sure this isn’t what Ray, Egon, Winston and Venkman were referring to when they said, “Dont cross the streams,” but this t-shirt shows that it’s a dual-use safety tip.

This Extreme Anti-Smoking Ad starts off like any health public service announcement, but really takes its shock value premise to its cold, logical (some would even say robotic) extreme.

Like the Wild West in reverse, the Fly-Goodbye Gun doesn’t shoot; it uses a vacuum to suck up flies into either a deadly glue cartridge or a more humane catch-and-release canister.

Morbidity has nothing on megalomania: the Personal Urn is a 3D reconstruction of your face that’ll hold all your ashes and remind your loved ones of your eternal awesomeness.

Pure genius, but also pure annoyance, too: Shirts Taste Good features t-shirts based on Internet memes, with classics like Rick Rollin’, the Aluminum Falcon and Don’t Tase Me, Bro.

Literally turning frowns upside down, the Smiley Factory isn’t the happy place you’d imagine; if anything, this t-shirt is a surprisingly poignant (and eery) metaphor for life.

Tom Jodd’s arduino-powered Eyebrow Hat is goofiness in the name of science: it’s run by an array of servos and potentiometers that adjust the pitch and height of the eyebrows.

Harry Potter takes a back seat to Vegas’ most puffed-up performers in Douchebag Magicians; Criss Angel, Copperfield, and Blaine try their hand against Voldemort with messy results.

Available today (7/26) only: Winter Artwork’s BTR FSTR STRGR tshirt is equal parts Soviet propaganda and retro-robot lovin’ with a bit of Daft Punk and Red Alert for good measure.

You’ve likely seen the JK Wedding Dance unless you live under a rock, but it’s worth a replay: “Forever” doesn’t sound all that bad after watching this ceremony. Thanks, everyone!

Directed by Shynola, the music video for Coldplay’s Strawberry Swing is some of the slickest stop motion we’ve ever seen–this despite being coated with chalk dust. Thanks, Travis!

Slate.com’s “If Man Walked on the Moon Today” is both brilliant and goofy, with a modern Apollo landing filled with polls, pundits, politicians, and most importantly, Twitter.

We’ve seen several versions of the Robots in Disguise meme in recent weeks, but BustedTees has the best t-shirt by far; nice try, Optimus, but unlike Groucho you’re not getting a cigar.

It’s an unlikely combo, but South Park Tower Defense promises to be as irreverent as the series with zombified citizens and a besieged City Wok; the game comes out 10/7 on XBLA.

Alex Mercer’s Revenge, Part 1 is a day-in-the-life for the perpetually angst-ridden hero of Prototype, complete with bloody special effects, road rage and Buggy Baby Bears.

We still think Boba is the bee’s knees, but this Bounty Hunter t-shirt mixes good ol’ Han with a cavalier Dog; however, a reality TV show for Fett would be out of this world–Fox, you listening?